Fake Complaints Thread!
Well I demand that you increase the cost of items on the Auction House!
The EU Server Population is 99% fire/kin farmers, as we all know by running around in IP Portal Corps. As such every player in existence has upwards of 100 million influence easy, and so could buy everything on the Auction House!!11!
We need the Prices to go UP and UP so that we have a reason to mindless grind more behemoth's and family nd other enemies for salvage and influence and drops.
AH PRICES ARE TOO LOW!?!?1
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I've had it with this game. GMs are just too darn easy. Nobody evens bothers with them anymore. I can solo them with my FF defender. How about making them a bit of a challenge so that you need to at least get a team together to take one down. And just how many Paladins do I need to defeat to get the badge, I've done like hundred now. Hope it's not like them monkeys as the most you get in a spawn is three!
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Never had a so long laugh time like with this post. But it's so freaking real... I've lived this complaint for years...
Whatz up wit this game and all its free issues!!!! Im only half way through my 2nd toon and new issues keep coming out. I mean I dont even have to pay for them and I dont want them when I played wow they never did this and I had to pay for tbc if I wanted it that was so much better. With my 2nd toon Ive only got to play as far as issue five and the park and then they go and bring out this invention system that I dont no how to use and then a rikti war and that croatia with all those romans in it. I mean dont get me wrong I want to have the cool roman costume and shields which look cool when they come out but I dont have time to keep playing all these issues. If the devs spent more time on getting us better content and not bringing out these free issues the game would be a lot better not that it wont be so much better than co when that coms out but thats not my point.
I mean I love this game and ive like played it all the time and I just want to have the devs spending more time getting great content in then giving free issues. I know you all flame me for this but its just what I thing and id like some serious posts on it not just that im wrong which I might be but sorry if you all dont agree with me.
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Dear Sexy Jay,
Make Arena channel mandatory to every chat window we open. I can't stand people that have it hidden. Also the letters in it should be bigger in size, brighter color and bold compared to rest channel static. Each time someone write something in it should be accompanied with a very loud sound so we can stop playing and look at it. If someone close the game, Arena chat should be popped up by the Windows clock tray so we won't miss it.
While there, do broadcast and request channels to be seen at all zones and allow trial accounts to use them (but only if they have their own site to advertise -- put a check box or something before allowing them)
Thank you!
Dear Devs;
Hello there, its me again! your friendly village nerfbat. Just thought i'ld bring to your attention a part of your game that can be easily exploited for players wishing to powerlevel.
Sally . . . . . . . i went to this "monster" as a level 1 character and after an epic battle (i think you made it too strong personally) it finally went down. What happened next suprised me that it hasnt been mentioned yet on the forums. I levelled instantly from 1 to 20
Does this mean that you guys are listening to us players by having a way to "powerlevel" past the frustrating teens and into adult(stamina)hood? If this is an exploit then please reduce the xp gained from defeating Sally.
Once again i only gained xp from defeating her when i was UNDER level 20, any higher and all i got was the badge.
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
Ohai!
Wai are the villains not villains. This game should be called 'City of Scoundrals'
All we ever do is work for or against Arachnos. This isn't villainy, this is schtoopid. I wanna hit citizens and hurt people for no reason and continue to ignore the plot please.
Kthx.
Okay wat I wanna know is why can't i teleport anywhere I like in the whole game like there should be a thing where u can hit teleport and a diealog box comes up and u type in where u wanna go like 'next to bak alley brorler' I mean wat's up with that? It's easy enuf to do - one of ur programy guys could nok that out in 5 minits flat I reckon.
And another thing the rez abilities sux in this game I mean why can't u rez with full helth and indureance and no nerfy stun or anything? And wat's with xp debt aswell? I think u should have no xp debt and u should rez with all ur powers on double strength for an hour after dying. And u should get double xp aswell.
This is the stuff wat makes this game cumpletely unplayable for intelligent people like me. So com on u devs! I don't pay my mthly fee each month to play a game that gets hard just when i least expect it to!
I'd like to complain that nobody knows how to complain anymore. When discussing the game of City Of Heroes, I expect multiple references to ED or GDN without explanation of what those things are and then dismissal of anyone who dared to join the game after those events.
There should also be random moments OF CAPitalISATION, which COMPLEtely end up MISsing the POINT of ShOUTING and simply make the poster look like an INEBriated WillIAM SHATner/BRIAN BLESSed cross.
And no complaint is complete without getting personal. As in, the developers of this game obviously want to destroy it because THEY'RE getting rid of THE THING THAT I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MOST.
It's obvious to me that they hate this game and want to destroy their source of income by getting rid of us all, because I, as a lone person, know more about the industry and how it works than EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN A COMPANY WHO WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!!
The spelling is also too good in most complaints. Sort that out pronto.
"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon
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Dear Devs,
Some time ago, I was overjoyed to read this in the Dev Digest from BackAlleyBrawler himself:
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"I don't think we need a bigger carrot on the stick when what we're really interested in here is making an awesome donkey ride."
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I would just like you to know how heartbroken and disappointed I am that we've now had at least three to four patches since then, and the devs have not delivered. We've had fiddle-faddling around with power fixes, discussions about shields, but no donkeys. I DEMAND DONKEYS! AND PONIES! AND UNICORNS! AND HARNESS CREATORS! And...
*cwies*
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
Please, please, please, please fixes the bugs on them phone boxes. The red ones with doors. Every times I runs into them on a t00n my costume remains the same - that cant be as intended?
Also, we need more EU servers, cos the EU isn't just three countries, there should be a server for each country cos I can't understand those peoples that type in strange languages such as scottish.
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strange languages such as scottish.
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I'd like to complain about this post, but all I know how to say is "Och aye the noo" (because every Scottish person is identical, just the same as every English person speaks with BBC accents, except the yokels)
"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon
Myopic Aardvark on Twitter
Its disgusting that this threwad exists. some of us actually have legittimate complaints about this game and the op here has undermined all of them by making this thread. All of your "fake complaints detract from those of ua who care about the game and actually want it changes so it lasts more then the 3 months its going to.
If we want the game to survive ((and obv i do because I complain about it so much it mean's I care) we hav to kick up a fuss abouty everything thats changed,
You lot are sick for disrespecting the valid complaints and opinions of us.
Dont bother replying if you dont agree with me, i cant be bothered with idiots.
There aren't enough sodding complaints on this board. Why by going by the standard pedigree of forum complaining, this place suffers a mite.
Just because your complaint isn't really valid or, indeed, rational, you keep it to yourselves? Let the bile out chaps and chapettes!
In fact, given the scant disregard of the complaints which the pedigree shows up, I have to say that you people sicken me!
Get it sorted out. Now!
"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon
Myopic Aardvark on Twitter
Dear Devs,
GhostRaptor... What name is that? Is long, easy to mess with the spelling when typing fast and I don't want to use the initials because GR is my country's initials and last time I've checked GhostRaptor isn't a country (he isn't, right? is it? ummm...).
I DEMAND to rename him to something shorter, like Aero or something... C'mon devs, just a little bit of code. Oh... Almost forgot: Nerf him too. Has something wicked powers that make me die quick (I think has some DoT attacks too, might be Toxic with a bit of -Res) and I should always be packed with awakens to deal with him. Last time he disoriented me too. Please understand that I am only at level 1000 yet and my inventory isn't big enough as the high level ones like Golden Girl to pack the necessary break frees.
Thank you Devs.
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EDIT Kerensky: Here's a fake warning and a fake edit for a disturbingly real looking complaint.
As much as I do appreciate your sense of humour, I think there are a few words in this particular post that are going a wee bit too far. My advise: more "[censored]", less "borderline" swearwords.
Cheers and don't take it much further, please!
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AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! its a free country and i can say whatevre i want and u cant stop me so stop trying to censorship peopel with valid complaints its peple like me that keep mmos going casuals are noobs u dont kno what ur talking abioyut if u only play for like 2 hours a week only hardcore gamres knoe what maeks a good game cos we play more than anyone including the devs so EVRYONE [censored]!!!!!!!!!! and tyo all u europeans we saved ur [censored] in the war so sho some respect
oh and dont bother trying to ban me cos im a lawyer irl and will sue ur [censored] off and get this gaem closed down mkay
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I demand that u gve us advnce notice of any unplanned system outages - at lst 24hours, but ideally a couple of days to let me re-arrange my social life (or lack of)
I've actually heard this from the upper echelons at work (real life engine, build 1)
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strange languages such as scottish.
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I'd like to complain about this post, but all I know how to say is "Och aye the noo" (because every Scottish person is identical, just the same as every English person speaks with BBC accents, except the yokels)
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'ee-urr, oi'm frum Devon, an' oi'll 'ave 'ee know oi don't speak nuthin' loik a yokel, thank 'ee verrry murch!
Theres not enough smashing and lethal resistance in the game. I were fighting Council roobots and they onlty took abot half damages from mi attacks, but dey should teek less bcause theyre robots and dont have blood and things... this is an oversite i am sure will be corrected
I have a complaint. For the costume creator, why does the colour Yellow exist? It's an abomination against fashion for it to exist when everyone knows that all the cool heroes wear other colours. Even Villains shouldn't wear it, why is it in there!?? Remove it, it hurts my eyes and soul!!!
@Wolfybane
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H: Wolfsbane(50 MA/ReGen), Orthoclase(50 Stone/Axe), Dreamhunter (50 Ill/Storm)
Daybreak(50 Fire/Kin) Tygrrforce (50 Hooman PB), Tygrrstryke(50 NRG/NRG), EbonWolf(50 WS)
V: Spektor(50 Spiddy)
Where are the patch notes? Why haven't we got patch notes?
<--------Look at my forum post count. I pay my fees on FIVE accounts. Amalgamate all my slots together into one account for free... and whilst we're at it merge the servers. It's YOUR fault we have unsatisfactory lag on the servers. I pay my fees I have rights.
My complaints on these subjects must be representative of the Co* players and forumites that post here. They present the majority opinion of the 160,000 players in the game... and whilst I'm on *that* subject, why haven't I been forwarded the recent questionnaire you've made? My opinions on the future of the game are important. I am a customer of yours, I pay my fees.
...and if you don't reply to me I'll write stylized, insulting, derogatory and, above all, sarcastic comments in this long long thread because 1.) My posts attract obvious attention from all, even half way down the 5th page 2.) Sarcasm is a potent form of expressing my wit and intelligence in a text based online conversation... and 3.) I pay my fees, remember.
/signed Mystie.
PS- WoW would never treat their players like this.
I don't think there are enough instances in this game. We need more instances. Why would I want to see other player's characters in the game when I log in? It should be instanced from login to logout!
This would be an obvious massive saving in development time since there's no longer a need to balance missions for anything other than a solo character and you could get rid of all those annoying channels, like Broadcast, and Say. Who wants to talk to other players? Huh?
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
This game is too easy because I have infinite lives. Did I activate some sort of cheat mode? There is no lives display, and no option to show it. Make this game with 3 or 5 lives so that there gives a sense of danger when missioning. Not really a complaint; I should probably put it in Suggestions.
Sorry. I'm new.
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plz nerf braodcast in pregeine iland i cannot here myselfe thikning with al the lolcomposa nd farmars "PLZ CAN HAS FARM" enuff is enuff they shud all go bk to wiow.
i am sick of al da nurfs on crosbow why cant we has swete crossbws models unlcko kil skulz i no u luv me jay do it!!!!!!1111
finlly, when cna i plya sipdremajn? WANT WEBZ GO WBE GO U NO I T MAKE SESNE
(and after inevitable patronising smug replies from regulars)
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