In soviet russia he still Pwnz you
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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He sculpted every statue in Paragon with his bare hands.
he has his own exclusive powerset, and doesn't need enhancements
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The nerf stick refused to hit him and turned into a french fry.
Superadine is a synthetic replica of his own blood.
Statesman calls him "Daddy"
He refers to the Kronos Titan as..."Who is a good boy?!? Who is a good boy?!?"
Troll raves are actually parties in his honor.
He does not have a forum game based on you.
He uses Lord Recluse as a back scratcher.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� needs not worry about such annoyances as the Logout Roulette. He just smiles and the forums post for him.
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
People send him money to transfer to their servers.
He thought about shedding a single tear once, and the Well of the Furies was the result...
His Animal Pack was released issue 1, WITH bear heads...
He can run all 6 respec Trials at the same time...
What "soft cap"?...
He uses the Rikti Mother Ship for Frisbee Golf...
His thoughts on Rularuu the Ravager? Two words- "Finger Puppet."
He did not drink from the Well of the Furies... He was not thirsty.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
He was incarnate long before it was considered cool to be incarnate.
He is the real reason the Hamidon has not consumed either Praetorian Earth or Primal Earth.
The Rikti have never come to Praetoria because they know he is there.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
His bathwater is bottled and sold as cologne.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
He wears kheldian sashes.
He has dual archery.
He posts before every red name.
He has carp melee.
He doesn't always eat cereal, but when he does, he eats Hami-O's.
Has been to the moon and beyond
The Sun does not rise or set without his permission.
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Okay Shadowclone, THESE two had me laughing out loud on my break!
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Originally Posted by Shadowclone
He has dual archery.
He doesn't always eat cereal, but when he does, he eats Hami-O's. |
Swan got a tan just to get his attention.
He wins arm wrestles with Jack in Irons only using one finger.
He wrote screenplay for a parody of Twilight, starring Nosferatu and Arakhn
Emporor Cole is the doorman at his estate.
The elevators in his estate take him anywhere in Paragon, including FBZ.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
He defeated Hamidon with a straw.
He makes balloon animals out of Lusca's tentacles.
He can bench press the Solar System while texting with his toes.
gets his underwear at the TAILOR