The most interesting man in Paragon


Angryellow

 

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Statesman does his laundry and cleans his house..for free. While wearing a French maid's outfit.

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And Posi washes his car and mows his lawn.


 

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And Posi washes his car and mows his lawn while wearing a tube top and Daisy Dukes.

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Super fix'd


 

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Those are just really sick images ... All I can see in my head now is State's hairy self squeezed into a French maid's outfit and Posi's gut hanging out from the tube top and over the Daisy Dukes ... EEWWWWW!!!


 

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Anytime Emmi


Those images are approved by T.M.I.M.I.P.


 

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Those are just really sick images ... All I can see in my head now is State's hairy self squeezed into a French maid's outfit and Posi's gut hanging out from the tube top and over the Daisy Dukes ... EEWWWWW!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Close your eyes, Healix. Do you see the same thing?

Okay, imagine this guy as Statesman and this guy as Posi, then you have the right mental image!


 

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ok, I think THAT may be how the freedom phalanx won all of those battles. they just put on the outfits and burned the retinas out of their foes... mine are actually starting to hurt...


 

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the giant ocotpus comes up in Indy port to shake his hand and hand and hand and hand...


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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When the Rikti invade, it's really just to get his autograph.


 

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When faced by Ghost Widow, Scirroco, Black Scorpion, Captain Mako and Lord Recluse during MSTF's last mission, he herds.


 

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Hes the reason for the obouros time travel.

because he wanted to do it all again


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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(Emmi..how the HECK did you get my ex husband's picture?????)

he sculpted every one of the statues in Paragon with a paring knife.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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He never double dips and oneshots those that do.


 

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He can PL himself


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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(Emmi..how the HECK did you get my ex husband's picture?????)

he sculpted every one of the statues in Paragon with a paring knife.

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((I plead the fifth! ))

He jogs faster than anyone can run with Super Speed.


 

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he can lock his joints in place and sleep standing up.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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heh, he doesn't need sleep *nods*


 

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He got to keep all of the AE badges that were recalled with I15.


 

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Your "real life" is his AE mission.


 

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His hand-me-downs are our new items.


 

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He had to train Atlas in how to hold earths


 

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his is stronger than all of Reichman


(I meant his pinky finger...what were YOU thinking? lol)


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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He call Jack in Irons, Midget Man.


 

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when he spits, things asplode


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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he is already using I20