The most interesting man in Paragon


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Tell us the achievements of the most interesting man in Paragon.

I'll start...

"His first level 50 was a Kheldian."


 

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Lord Recluse often asks him for advice.


 

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When most Heroes go to level up at a trainer, he goes to level up the trainers themselves.


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He's the only person on Paragon City that isn't part of a Nemesis plot. Nemesis is part of his.


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His beard breaks ED caps


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
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He is the one that AV's and GM's attempt to solo (and fail every time).


 

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He eats Hamidon with a spoon


 

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Owns the fabled "Black" IO's, enhancements so powerful that the devs never released them to the player base.


 

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He [u]never[u] pees in the shower.


 

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He's Blue Steel.









...'s best friend.


 

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He has sk'ed Stateman and Positron.


 

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Hasn't used an inspiration since 1974.


 

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Is an Incarnate - Freedom Phalanx Summoning - Mastermind

Which, I suppose means Matt Miller...


 

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The 5th column came back to paragon because he asked them too.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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He moonlights as the guy in the Dos Equis commercials.


"Stay thirsty, my friends."


 

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He has 680 badges.


 

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his AE missions are rated 6


 

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played the Statesman TF as a villain. Lord Recluse then rewarded him for it before being thrown into Hamidon in the hive by the most interesting man.


 

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He drinks YooHoo by the case.


 

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He's able to kill "friendly" NPCs, but doesn't.


 

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IF he ever gets defeated in battle, the enemy gets debt.


 

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The statue in the center of Atlas Park was supposed to be him, but he was too humble and allowed Atlas to have it instead.


 

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He never looks up Lady Grey's skirt.


 

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He uses the nerf bat on Positron.