Lord Recluse often asks him for advice.
When most Heroes go to level up at a trainer, he goes to level up the trainers themselves.
Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!
He's the only person on Paragon City that isn't part of a Nemesis plot. Nemesis is part of his.
Writer of In-Game fiction: Just Completed: My Summer Vacation. My older things are now being archived at Fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/~jwbullfrog until I come up with a better solution.
His beard breaks ED caps
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
He is the one that AV's and GM's attempt to solo (and fail every time).
He eats Hamidon with a spoon
Owns the fabled "Black" IO's, enhancements so powerful that the devs never released them to the player base.
He [u]never[u] pees in the shower.
He's Blue Steel.
...'s best friend.
He has sk'ed Stateman and Positron.
Hasn't used an inspiration since 1974.
Is an Incarnate - Freedom Phalanx Summoning - Mastermind
Which, I suppose means Matt Miller...
The 5th column came back to paragon because he asked them too.
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
He moonlights as the guy in the Dos Equis commercials.
"Stay thirsty, my friends." 
He has 680 badges.
his AE missions are rated 6
played the Statesman TF as a villain. Lord Recluse then rewarded him for it before being thrown into Hamidon in the hive by the most interesting man.
He drinks YooHoo by the case.
He's able to kill "friendly" NPCs, but doesn't.
IF he ever gets defeated in battle, the enemy gets debt.
The statue in the center of Atlas Park was supposed to be him, but he was too humble and allowed Atlas to have it instead.
He never looks up Lady Grey's skirt.
He uses the nerf bat on Positron.
Tell us the achievements of the most interesting man in Paragon.
I'll start...
"His first level 50 was a Kheldian."