The most interesting man in Paragon


Angryellow

 

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He has nipples and walks around in the nude because who is gonna say anything. Nobody that's who[/zoidberg]


 

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He can kill Reichsman with a look...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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[ QUOTE ]
He can kill Reichsman with a look...

[/ QUOTE ]That same look makes babies laugh and women swoon.


 

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He can wear sequined Underoos, and no one would ever laugh.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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his beard is an 100% inspiration


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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he was NEVER level one.


 

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when he goes hamidon raiding, he doesn't even put it on his schedule book


 

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He is so coordinated, he can fall off a stool and never hit the floor.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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he has only ever failed at one thing...










failing.

in WWII, he was secretly every member of the Freedom Phalanx AND Dawn Patrol.



when he's in a good mood, the "pocket change" he hands out to lowbies crashes their account






when he went to the rogue isles as a hero, he walked into Grandeville to ask for directions. but hat took a while seeing as his damaging Aura had killed every character, robot, and arachnos official within 2 miles.


 

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women want to be with him...men want to be him...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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He hails from every woman's fantasy and every man's nightmare.


 

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The Freedom Phalanx asked him to coalition.


 

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Whenever he sneezes, the servers crash.


 

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Serge was not creative enough to make his costumes.


 

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He reached level 51... and didn't stop there.


<[V]>IRTUE Player
Active 50s: Malevolency: (50+3 SS/WP Brute) / Sky-Scar (50+1 Robots/Dark MM) / Venomvein: (50+1 Crab) / Warlocked (50+1 BS/Shield Scrapper) / Some 50s Inactive

 

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He once leveld an ice ice brute to 50

just to see if he could


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)&gt;
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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The rikti never really planned to invade the world. They just wanted to meet him.


 

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when he begins a new character his starting area is the shadow shard


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)&gt;
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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he can enter any building in Paragon at any time he wants.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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He has access to every power in CoX.


 

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he dug every cave in Paragon..with his bare hands.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Runs the MoSTF for sparring practice.


 

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He can defeat an entire Rikti invasion force... while blindfolded and with both hands tied behind his back and without powers, by himself!


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Statesman does his laundry and cleans his house..for free.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Sister Psyche really wanted to marry him and not Manticore