The most interesting man in Paragon


Angryellow

 

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He uses the nerf bat on Positron.

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And Castle.


 

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When he blows his nose, Hamidon Goo comes out.
(ewwww)


 

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He soloed the Rikti Mothership.


 

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When castle speaks, he is whispering in his ear.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Stone tankers can almost take the punishment he can without using his powers.


 

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He found the Well of the Furies first, but was gracious enough to leave it for those who needed it more.


 

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He once let himself be defeated, just to see what the medi-porters felt like.


global: @SuperSean

Undersecretary of Awesome

 

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Drones have zero effect on him.


 

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His active build has Miracle +Recovery slotted twice.


 

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He burps purples.


 

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He farted once and Boomtown was created.


 

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He can turn off your unwanted buffs.


 

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He used Foot Stomp once and created the Grand Canyon.


 

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His Unstoppable is a toggle.


 

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He has no level cap.


 

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Was originally the fourth body type model before he broke the option.


 

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He can speak clockwork in Rikti.


 

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when he exemplars down you gain double experience.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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He one shots GMs.


 

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The CoH dev team created this game off of his childhood stories.


Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!

 

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BABs caddies for him.


 

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He can herd an entire Hazard Zone.


 

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His health never runs out because it's afraid of him.


 

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He has infinite costume slots.