this is dedicated to your mom


Aisynia

 

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I was chatting with my bud on MSN, when he told me about his anti GM characters. I said wow. But it is actually giant monsters. So here is the conversation.
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Al says:
do you have civ IV?
Island says:
no
Al says:
darn, one of my good friend has it and i wanted to barrow it, so i can install it and crack it XD
So whats up?
Island says:
about to play CoH using my newest and most advanced set yet; the Anti-GMs (Giant Monsters)
on server Liberty
Al says:
anti GM ehh? Finally, we can break the rules!
Island says:
lol
Al says:
lawl
Island says:
Anti-Paladin
Anti-Deathsurge
Anti-Lusca (Lusca = the huge octopus)
Anti-Winter Lord
those i have so far
Al says:
What about the anti giant monster for your mom? XD XD XD XD XD XD
Island says:
lol


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*facepalm*



I'm only ladylike when compared to my sister.

 

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I was chatting with my bud on MSN, when he told me about his anti GM characters. I said wow. But it is actually giant monsters. So here is the conversation.
[ QUOTE ]

Al says:
do you have civ IV?
Island says:
no
Al says:
darn, one of my good friend has it and i wanted to barrow it, so i can install it and crack it XD
So whats up?
Island says:
about to play CoH using my newest and most advanced set yet; the Anti-GMs (Giant Monsters)
on server Liberty
Al says:
anti GM ehh? Finally, we can break the rules!
Island says:
lol
Al says:
lawl
Island says:
Anti-Paladin
Anti-Deathsurge
Anti-Lusca (Lusca = the huge octopus)
Anti-Winter Lord
those i have so far
Al says:
What about the anti giant monster for your mom? XD XD XD XD XD XD
Island says:
lol


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You're lame. Your lameness pales in comparison even to real lamers.


Doom.

Yep.

This is really doom.

 

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I was chatting with my bud on MSN, when he told me about his anti GM characters. I said wow. But it is actually giant monsters. So here is the conversation.
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Al says: do you have civ IV?

Island says: no

Al says: darn, one of my good friend has it and i wanted to barrow it, so i can install it and crack it XD
So whats up?

Island says: about to play CoH using my newest and most advanced set yet; the Anti-GMs (Giant Monsters)
on server Liberty

Al says: anti GM ehh? Finally, we can break the rules!

Island says: lol

Al says: lawl

Island says: Anti-Paladin
Anti-Deathsurge
Anti-Lusca (Lusca = the huge octopus)
Anti-Winter Lord
those i have so far

Al says: What about the anti giant monster for your mom? XD XD XD XD XD XD

Island says:lol


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i tweaked it to make it an easier read.
...
Still can't see the funny or interesting part. i guess either i had to be there, or it's like one of those "magic eye" pictures and i'm not crossing mine correctly.


Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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Come on, noone sees the funny in making a character for his set of anti giant monster, but a character for your mom? Cause she is a giant monster.


 

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Most of us aren't in junior high.


Doom.

Yep.

This is really doom.

 

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I'm calling your mom to tell her you keep saying she's a giant monster. See if she pays for your gaming habit over summer now.


 

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Oh! Oh! My turn! I got some!

1) Yo momma is so fat she once got the Top Dog badge and made the Atlas Statue scream.

2) Yo momma is so fat there's an exploration badge hidden somewhere on her.

3) Yo momma is so old she changed Statesman's diapers.

4) Yo momma is so ugly people pay her not to enter costume contests.

5) Yo momma is so fat EVERY costume selection item is "shows skin."

6) Yo momma is such a tramp she once left the house wearing a Japanese school girl outfit... two days later Lusca was found dead.

7) Yo momma was the first Hellion's Girlfriend.

8) Yo momma is so dumb she can't read "Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls."

9) Yo momma is so lazy even Rest costs her endurance to use.

10) Yo momma can only select the Combat option for boots.

11) Yo momma is so fat she always brings tartar sauce if she knows there will be a Kheldian on her team.

12) Yo momma is so fat they invented a new size for her: Large, Extra Large and Oh My Gawd It's Moving Towards Us!

13) Yo momma is so fat if she were a Mastermind she'd name her minions Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

14) Yo momma is so ugly she gets the Fear power even though she's an Ice Tanker.

15) Yo Ice Tanker momma is so fat she still has the scar from where the Titanic hit her.

16) Yo Fire Tanker momma is so ugly the flames won't go above her neck.

17) Yo momma is so nasty she's the first Blaster with the Gastric Distress power set.

18) Yo momma is so dumb she obeys the "no trespassing" sign on the cave mission door.

19) Yo momma is so dumb she wouldn't pick up the "Undefeated" badge because she got wasted by a Hellion earlier.

20) Yo momma is so dumb she keeps asking Clockwork what time it is.

Hmm? Oh, oops.. My bad. I thought the thread title said "this is dedicated to yo momma"


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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13) Yo momma is so fat if she were a Mastermind she'd name her minions Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

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Hey! My Necro/Poison MM, Granny Trichinosis, named her minions Ham Sandwich, Tuna Salad, Omelet, Salmon Loaf, and so on. She wasn't fat at all, just a bad cook.


Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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6) Yo momma is such a tramp she once left the house wearing a Japanese school girl outfit... two days later Lusca was found dead.

15) Yo Ice Tanker momma is so fat she still has the scar from where the Titanic hit her.



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Pure. Win.


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Repurposed

 

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Steelclaw heals the thread for 9000 HP!


 

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Yo momma is so old she owes Romulus a nickle.

Yo momma is so ugly the Lost try to cure her.

Yo momma is so dumb she called Ticketmaster when she heard the zombies were coming to Steel Canyon.

Yo momma is so fat she had to buy the rocket boots recipe just to run.


(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon

 

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Oh! Oh! My turn! I got some!

1) Yo momma is so fat she once got the Top Dog badge and made the Atlas Statue scream.

2) Yo momma is so fat there's an exploration badge hidden somewhere on her.

3) Yo momma is so old she changed Statesman's diapers.

4) Yo momma is so ugly people pay her not to enter costume contests.

5) Yo momma is so fat EVERY costume selection item is "shows skin."

6) Yo momma is such a tramp she once left the house wearing a Japanese school girl outfit... two days later Lusca was found dead.

7) Yo momma was the first Hellion's Girlfriend.

8) Yo momma is so dumb she can't read "Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls."

9) Yo momma is so lazy even Rest costs her endurance to use.

10) Yo momma can only select the Combat option for boots.

11) Yo momma is so fat she always brings tartar sauce if she knows there will be a Kheldian on her team.

12) Yo momma is so fat they invented a new size for her: Large, Extra Large and Oh My Gawd It's Moving Towards Us!

13) Yo momma is so fat if she were a Mastermind she'd name her minions Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

14) Yo momma is so ugly she gets the Fear power even though she's an Ice Tanker.

15) Yo Ice Tanker momma is so fat she still has the scar from where the Titanic hit her.

16) Yo Fire Tanker momma is so ugly the flames won't go above her neck.

17) Yo momma is so nasty she's the first Blaster with the Gastric Distress power set.

18) Yo momma is so dumb she obeys the "no trespassing" sign on the cave mission door.

19) Yo momma is so dumb she wouldn't pick up the "Undefeated" badge because she got wasted by a Hellion earlier.

20) Yo momma is so dumb she keeps asking Clockwork what time it is.

Hmm? Oh, oops.. My bad. I thought the thread title said "this is dedicated to yo momma"

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See OP? *That's* what funny is.


Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma

Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator

 

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I think it's sad the OP has a "Reged: 01/07/07" and waited this long for two fail posts.

And grats to SteelClaw for the thread-rez



 

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See OP? *That's * what funny is.

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I don't find momma jokes funny at all. Everything in this thread is *EPIC FAIL*


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See OP? *That's * what funny is.

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I don't find momma jokes funny at all. Everything in this thread is *EPIC FAIL*

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Yo momma's an epic fail.


Storm Summoning is great because it makes you better than everyone else in the game. - Camma

Knockback is mitigation. It won't be removed just because meleers ***** and moan. - Chaos Creator

 

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I'll fail yo momma.


 

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Sorry, Bud, but you're no City_Life.


 

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Come on, noone sees the funny in making a character for his set of anti giant monster, but a character for your mom? Cause she is a giant monster.

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Sorry dude, I detect no funny here. I think if I knew what an "anti-GM" is, it might have registered... but appending "your mom" to things has not, nor ever will be funny.



 

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Come on, noone sees the funny in making a character for his set of anti giant monster, but a character for your mom? Cause she is a giant monster.

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Sorry dude, I detect no funny here. I think if I knew what an "anti-GM" is, it might have registered... but appending "your mom" to things has not, nor ever will be funny.

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Your mom!


 

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Come on, noone sees the funny in making a character for his set of anti giant monster, but a character for your mom? Cause she is a giant monster.

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Sorry dude, I detect no funny here. I think if I knew what an "anti-GM" is, it might have registered... but appending "your mom" to things has not, nor ever will be funny.

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However, appending "without pants" to many lines in the Lord of the Rings movies is hilarious.

"One simply cannot walk into Mordor...without pants."

or

"You...Shall not....pass...without pants!"


There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

 

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Come on, noone sees the funny in making a character for his set of anti giant monster, but a character for your mom? Cause she is a giant monster.

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Don't listen to them, I thought it was amusing.

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9) Yo momma is so lazy even Rest costs her endurance to use.
18) Yo momma is so dumb she obeys the "no trespassing" sign on the cave mission door.
20) Yo momma is so dumb she keeps asking Clockwork what time it is.

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Those are hilarious.


We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)

 

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Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you without pants!


 

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Most of us aren't in junior high.

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End even if we are........lol still not funny.