A Serious Open Letter To Arcanaville

Huh, I didn't know she was a she.

Then again I don't go around asking everyone's gender.


I just assume ya'll are dudes.


JJ

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Huh, I didn't know she was a she.

Then again I don't go around asking everyone's gender.


I just assume ya'll are dudes.


JJ

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It's better that way for all of us.

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So, I have this friend, and he posts on these forums, and he's just kinda curious.

Are you hot?

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Ah yes lets see. Let me put some data into the computer & see what image it spits out for you.

Subject is Female (but it would sure be funny if Talen found it's a guy). Subject spends a lot of time doing stuff with spreadsheets, involving a lot of sitting in front of a PC. Subject spends a lot of time doing math; likes to post a lot on the forums, and spends time gaming. All known activities are indoors.

Based on the known facts *boing boop bip bip* computer results are:

Calculated forecast no#1 (featuring Talen!)

Calculated forecast no#2 (with extra wishful thinking)

Calculated forecast no#3 (who's da man)

Calculated forecast no#4 (with extra cute)

Or this could really be the real Arcanaville:
Talen Lee's ultimate fantasy (with adult-content filter)

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This is the only end game content I've got left. Don't ruin the mystery.

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post of the month.

I rather like the word "moist". Granted, it does depend on the context.

"Slimy", now that's an unpleasant word. "Chafed" isn't so great either. "Putrescent" is right out. And I'll stop there.

Door #2, please.

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Three out of five senses (Sight, Smell, Sound) need to be appeased in order to ensure that maximum comfort is retained while being in extended presence with said person. Not in any particular order, but they do need to at least be in 'Tolerable' range before any further relationship can hope to develop, at least insofar as romance goes. I can put up with a lot when it comes to just being friends, but if my heart is to be wooed, a C-grade is required in the three S's, though for obvious reasons a higher grade is always good.

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Calculated forecast no#2 (with extra wishful thinking)

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Ohmigawd! He said he'd never show that photo to -anyone!-

Yeah.... Wishful thinking. My d20s are a lot bigger than hers, though. But I'm not a blonde... *sighs wistfully and wishes she could bleach her hair -without- it turning orange*

-Rachel-

Seriously though, I don't know why this thread is here. A little searching on the OP's part would've easily found Arcanaville's actual website, which includes pics, which are surprisingly NSFW (probably). Oh okay, look, I'll do the hard work FOR you. Geez.

http://www.arcanavillage.com/about/bio/herhighness.jpg

I LOLed. Hmm... that fake web URL isn't registered yet... I think Arcana should register it, it would be PERFECT!

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Calculated forecast no#2 (with extra wishful thinking)

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Ohmigawd! He said he'd never show that photo to -anyone!-

Yeah.... Wishful thinking. My d20s are a lot bigger than hers, though. But I'm not a blonde... *sighs wistfully and wishes she could bleach her hair -without- it turning orange*

-Rachel-

[/ QUOTE ]Being blonde isn't the greatest...

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Calculated forecast no#2 (with extra wishful thinking)

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Ohmigawd! He said he'd never show that photo to -anyone!-

Yeah.... Wishful thinking. My d20s are a lot bigger than hers, though. But I'm not a blonde... *sighs wistfully and wishes she could bleach her hair -without- it turning orange*

-Rachel-

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Stay brunette.

ya

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I am surprized Arcana hasn't seen this thread yet and said something. Then again if she doesnt respond and give a picture then I would think that she isnt very atractive.

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O SNAP! BURRRRRRRRN! ARCANA JUZT GOT CALLED OUT MAN!!!

I mean no disrespect. But yeah, if I got called out I would set people strait

And, i'm not afraid to show my beautiful wiz of a wife I wont show the *good* pictures I have of her though

This thread is both shameful and entertaining. It is also shameful that I find it so entertaining.

Well now, this is a very complex question, isn't it? I mean, what units do you use to measure hotness? Being an old fashioned kind of guy, I prefere measuring in units of Helen of Troys (HoTs). It's quite likely that Arcanaville does not have access to a HoT-o-meter, unfortunately, so she would have to use lesser measuring devices provided by beauty pagents. Conversion from those lesser measurement schemes is highly problamatic - to the point where it's really not worth the bother.

This entire thread makes me feel all warm and squishy inside. No, wait, that's blood.

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I am surprized Arcana hasn't seen this thread yet and said something. Then again if she doesnt respond and give a picture then I would think that she isnt very atractive. Just a guess.

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You know, if I was her, I'd keep the mystery. I might lurk this thread, but I wouldn't say anything. Why collapse the waveform? Right now, we've all got our own (apparently fairly high) opinions of her, and mystique can be a powerful force.

I do refer to her as "Arcanaville, Our Lady of Math" when I refer to her research, myself (with apologies to any of our Catholic friends out there).

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Either way, smarts are pretty.

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/signed

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Well now, this is a very complex question, isn't it? I mean, what units do you use to measure hotness? Being an old fashioned kind of guy, I prefere measuring in units of Helen of Troys (HoTs). It's quite likely that Arcanaville does not have access to a HoT-o-meter, unfortunately, so she would have to use lesser measuring devices provided by beauty pagents. Conversion from those lesser measurement schemes is highly problamatic - to the point where it's really not worth the bother.

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If anyone could do the conversion, it's Arcanaville. Thereby upping her "HoT factor" just by calculating it.

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I wont show the *good* pictures I have of her though

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Well then [censored] this I'm out.

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This thread is both shameful and entertaining. It is also shameful that I find it so entertaining.

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I regret nothing. Then again, I frequently do lack shame for the most part.

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This thread is both shameful and entertaining. It is also shameful that I find it so entertaining.

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I regret nothing. Then again, I frequently do lack shame for the most part.

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maeks u so seckseh

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I mean no disrespect. But yeah, if I got called out I would set people strait

And, i'm not afraid to show my beautiful wiz of a wife I wont show the *good* pictures I have of her though

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Why should she give a crap?

I mean seriously - precisely what relevance does whether or not she's 'hawt' have to this forum?

It doesn't.

It doesn't, but it makes for a fun thread.

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I regret nothing. Then again, I frequently do lack shame for the most part.

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QFT like woah.

I've come to find I have no shame in talking about sex, sexuality, or sexual things and it makes people highly uncomfortable. Yay for the lack of shame!