Hey, at least your lady drives. 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is a natural manure. -Thomas Jefferson
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bike!
*runs out of room and 3 stars thread*
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
No.
You entertain me.
Go ahead, I'm waiting.
Comrade Smersh, KGB Special Section 8 50 Inv/Fire, Fire/Rad, BS/WP, SD/SS, AR/EM
Other 50s: Plant/Thorn, Bots/Traps, DB/SR, MA/Regen, Rad/Dark - All on Virtue.
-Don't just rebel, build a better world, comrade!
I know the feeling. My car is on its way out, and we both know it. It's just the when that eludes me. In the driveway? Rolling down the highway? Going around a sharp curve? The suspense is killing me!
Kung Fu Clowns are funny. Dramatic Prairie Dog is dramatic, just like Virtue. And how can you not laugh at violent penguins?
How about an honorable mention from the Darwin Awards?
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
AH! Video overload!!!
I feel better now.. still doesn't help the fact I am transportationless, but y'know Whatevs? I'm chill.. these things happen... I WANT TO BURN FIRE!
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish, he'd stay away.
-- Hughes Mearns (1875-1965) The Psychoed
Saint Fourth the Patron Saint of Dark Poetry
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So last night on my way to go pick up my girlfriend for a date... my car stopped running. She had to come pick me up. After an entire date worrying about my vehicle... I was informed that there was nothing I could do and it'd have to wait. We got it towed... it's currently being fixed, but... it may be unfixable.. and there is no chance of me getting a new one... that was my last means of being free.... Now I'm stuck at home for the rest of my days.... Even shouting KHAN! At the top of my lungs doesn't help...
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Want some cheeze with that wine? do what ever other american male would do... date rich needy chicks with expensive cars. You will never have that problem again.
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So last night on my way to go pick up my girlfriend for a date... my car stopped running. She had to come pick me up. After an entire date worrying about my vehicle... I was informed that there was nothing I could do and it'd have to wait. We got it towed... it's currently being fixed, but... it may be unfixable.. and there is no chance of me getting a new one... that was my last means of being free.... Now I'm stuck at home for the rest of my days.... Even shouting KHAN! At the top of my lungs doesn't help...
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Want some cheeze with that wine? do what ever other american male would do... date rich needy chicks with expensive cars. You will never have that problem again.
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I do.... I just hate having other people drive me around... My girlfriend brings in tha benjamins...
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish, he'd stay away.
-- Hughes Mearns (1875-1965) The Psychoed
Saint Fourth the Patron Saint of Dark Poetry
The Kids in the Hall's Chicken Lady skits always make me laugh.. and wretch a lil.. but mostly laugh 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_IXZ0Bksg
I will cheer you all up.
I am pregnant.
That is all.
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
Always cheers me up.
Without fail. Will put a smile on my face. It's hard not to, really.
EDIT: And this.
Okay, so a priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.
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Okay, so a priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Then a duck looks up and says, "I really wish it were, because then I wouldn't feel so bad about this bill." ?
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Okay, so a priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Two nuns walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
-Virtue's First Naughty Girl-
Sanity is for the weak. Or at least, it certainly isn't for the Japanese:
Look on this, and despair!
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So last night on my way to go pick up my girlfriend for a date... my car stopped running. She had to come pick me up. After an entire date worrying about my vehicle... I was informed that there was nothing I could do and it'd have to wait. We got it towed... it's currently being fixed, but... it may be unfixable.. and there is no chance of me getting a new one... that was my last means of being free.... Now I'm stuck at home for the rest of my days.... Even shouting KHAN! At the top of my lungs doesn't help...
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You have my sincere sympathy. I've been there with the car thing o.0 Take comfort that in less then a year, you will be experiancing Tyrant in all his glory, the nazi statesman will be smackable over and over without reason, and sooner or later, we'll have another skirt glitch where the slits in the front AGAIN. That always makes me laugh
Things could be worse however! Always, ALWAYS remember that, despite the way things are, THEY CAN ALWAYS, be worse. I was part of a company that told me I was doing a wonderful job, taking them at their word. They sniped me the moment they had a chance, taking my work and credit, and pushing me out the door. Now stay with me :P During this time I had to take 3 jobs to make ends meet, swearing I wouldn't have anything repo on me, all the while thinking, as I drank coffee and red bulls together, "This can't get anyworse..." then, as i stood at the deliexpress rack restocking it, I thought to myself "Wow, thats wrong. Things could be worse..I could have lost everything, my family, my life, my car, my computer, my loved ones...my computer. >.>"
Then a lady asked what was in the turkey sandwich and I soon after was disiplined for answering her in a unfavorable fasion, as the letter put it.
Anyway, i'm rambling :P Life corrected itself, the law saw what the company mentioned did wrong, and I got a wonderful compensation.
I belive Myjestic said it best:
The sun always rises, even after the darkest of storms.
Hang in there Also, I find eating a sammich helps at times! I'm unsure why o.o;
-C.A.
Well good news.. My car may be fixable!
Bad News.. my car may not be fixable!
I never said it was great news.
Thanks for the all the wonderful video links. They shall keep my amused while stuck at home, twiddling my thumbs. That and Hulu... Still one episode of Fringe I haven't watched yet...
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish, he'd stay away.
-- Hughes Mearns (1875-1965) The Psychoed
Saint Fourth the Patron Saint of Dark Poetry
Move to a real city where cars are unneeded.
Finances may be an issue at first, but save up for it. It'll take a while, but you're young. You can do anything you put your mind to (barring some specific things).
Okay, optimism quota reached.
look at my what virtuties need forum page itlll cheer u up 
If u really need a car try this
How to make a water hybird car for under 150$
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
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look at my what virtuties need forum page itlll cheer u up
If u really need a car try this
How to make a water hybird car for under 150$
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and???....wheres the rest of it???? wait!! that guy stole my blueprints!! I created that THREE YEARS ago!!! 
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
Just take the tram, or use sprint.
I started using super jump, and I never have to mess with a car again.
So last night on my way to go pick up my girlfriend for a date... my car stopped running. She had to come pick me up. After an entire date worrying about my vehicle... I was informed that there was nothing I could do and it'd have to wait. We got it towed... it's currently being fixed, but... it may be unfixable.. and there is no chance of me getting a new one... that was my last means of being free.... Now I'm stuck at home for the rest of my days.... Even shouting KHAN! At the top of my lungs doesn't help...
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish, he'd stay away.
-- Hughes Mearns (1875-1965) The Psychoed
Saint Fourth the Patron Saint of Dark Poetry