I am Dude, Playing a Chick, wondering why the Automatic Doors are not working at the Piggly Wyggly.
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I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here,
Maybe we should compromise.
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
Winner of Players' Choice Best Villainous Arc 2010: Fear and Loathing on Striga; ID #350522
"HQ, I've located the zombie streaker. Any chance of some Mindbleach when I get back from this mission?"
Justice Hunter, 50 Inv/SS Tank
Slenszic, 50 Sword/Energy Stalker
MA Arc IDs: 1355, 2341, 2350
"Skeets, didn't we used to guard a superhero museum?"
"Yes, sir"
"Didn't I used to wear a full suit?"
"Yes, sir"
"Didn't I used to be a guy?"
"Yes, sir"
"I should really stop mucking around with time travel..."
"Aw, man, nobody told me it was 'Call of Duty zombie day' in the office today!"
--NT
They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!
If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville
Necromancy is strongest in the presence of a full moon.
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
"That's it. No more casual Fridays."
Head of TRICK, the all Trick Arrow and Traps SG
Part of the Repeat Offenders
Still waiting for his Official BackAlleyBrawler No-Prize
Okay... I'll give 'er a go..
1) "Yeah, I'm a Death Shaman and I summon minions to fight for me.. what'd you think? I pulled them outta my [censored]?"
2) Storm Shaman: "Oooh... I don't think I shoulda eaten that bean dip.. I feel a Thunder Clap coming on..."
3) "Headquarters? This is agent 209... Yes I think I've located the Avalanche Shaman we've been looking for... How do I know he's an Avalanche Shaman? I'm looking right at his crevasse."
4) Before spotting what was beyond the door our Heroine had been wearing a full suit of armor.
5) "I KNEW X-ray vision would be worth it!!"
6) Shaman: "I am on strike until they make the Magic Booster Pack costume items available to NPCs!"
7) That ain't a targetting drone.. it's a digital camera with Zoom!
8) Judging from the icons floating around her she just saw something that Inspired her.
9) "Damned lawnmower."
10) "Let's play strip poker he says... I'm terrible at bluffing he says..."
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
He originally thought the zombies would be repulsed.
Little did he know they would be excited.
Half naked chick guns down fully naked zombie. This is what we mean by Violence and Suggestive Themes.
I have a screenshot that is almost 100% identical to that.
Nudity violates the EULA. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to kill ya!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
I said I was looking forward to "Going Rogue", NOT "Going Commando"!
99458: The Unbearable Being of Lightness
191775: How the Other Half Lives
My Webcomics
Did I come in wearing pants?
It never failed...every time Lola reeeally needed to go to the bathroom there was a line!
"Ya' know what? It's much more fun watching."
"Bill, what are you doing?"
"I thought I'd try to impress the lady that I hear is running around."
"Bill, you don't have any genitals. What are you hoping to impress her with?"
"Intellect?"
"Ok, you ring the bell, then we run and hide before they can answer. It'll be awesome."
"WTH?! They're wearing less than I am!"
Teams are the number one killer of soloists.
I totally won this contest. Y'all just don't know it. 
Mary Lou sees that there's a new variety of Banished Pantheon terrorizing Paragon City. The Banished Pants.
Arc ID#30821, A Clean Break
The only problem with defeating the Tsoo is that an hour later, you want to defeat them again!
"Life is just better boosted!" -- LadyMage
"I'm a big believer in Personal Force Field on a blaster. ... It's your happy place." -- Fulmens
"Troy Hickman, is that you?"
@Acyl
VIRTUE
Blue: Realpolitik, Leading Lady, Glass Lass, Superball, Alec Kazam
Red: Battery Acid, Obsolete, Bugfix
"Sure, window shopping is fun and all, but I wish I really had the money to buy the G.I. Joe 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Undead Playset..."
Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe
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Wins. 
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Le Blanc 50 Dark/Dark Scrap
High Huntress 50 Archery/NRG Blast
And a goatload of others. On a goatload of servers.
Official Rickroller of Hero Con 1