You know you've been playing CoX too long when...
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2009-04-23 11:18 in Forum Games
When you wish you could earn your degree by sleeping in the college study (ala Day Jobs)
When you turn down sex because you're this close to 50.
When you make a note to stop at Walgreens after work and start writing "Wentworth's".
True story.
When you think to yourself that you need "blues" while working out at the gym.
When you start believing spandex has the potential to be fashionable
When you try to locate Paragon City on a US map.
to 
TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
When you go to the grocery store to look for enhancements.
When you remember the good ole days of fighting for hellion spawns in Atlas Park.
You remember when Galaxy City wasn't a lowbie ghost town
You kept wondering how long before they actually get those pesky cape animations working.
You loved fighting Rikti since the massive invasions at the end of beta testing.
When sombody beats you a a sport and you think to yourself he must be popping.
When you can set your watch to the server maintenance schedule.
When you think about ASing your boss
When you think about ASing your wife/husband 
When you expect to see half a dozen people getting mugged, threatened, or bullied by villains on every street when you're downtown.
When you jump off a building and try to fly
When you stomp your foot in the living room and expect everyone to scatter.
You start receiving restraining orders from Ghost Widow and Sister Psyche...
When captain America reminds you of statesman
When you start to wonder what powerset and AT a character like Booster Gold would have in CoH. (FF/NRG defender is what I came up with 
)
You're called for dinner, so you activate your mission teleporter to get there...
You go to a night club and immediately compare it to Pocket D.
When you get a new job and ask to be powerleveled.
Your wardrobe matches that of your COX characters (regardless of gender!)
When you declare an impromptu costume contest in front of City Hall
When you go up to your office from the lobby, you say "to the 'vators!"
Ok. This game has been popular on other forums I've been on, so I'll start one here. Make up jokes stating "You know you've been playing CoH/CoV too long when..."
Here's the first one.
You know you've been playing CoH too long when you wonder why there is no lag in China (because of the 3 billion people who live there.)
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!