You know you've been playing CoX too long when...


2short2care

 

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Originally Posted by Amerikatt View Post
... you think of your newborn baby as your 9-month Veteran's Reward!

When you eat a baby you get a + 500 health bonus


 

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When you see the neighbours cat you wonder why it isn't wearing a mask.


"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
Interwebz Hoard is now at: 33 Interwebz
{Peoples who have Contributed to the Hoard:: (30) & (2)}
Now available in a wide range of flavours!

 

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When you ask the bank teller to make a deposit of influence..


 

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Originally Posted by Amerikatt View Post
+3 Interwebz for ya!
Yayz! *starts hoarding interwebz*

Hoard is now visible to all!


"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
Interwebz Hoard is now at: 33 Interwebz
{Peoples who have Contributed to the Hoard:: (30) & (2)}
Now available in a wide range of flavours!

 

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Originally Posted by Stormpsych View Post
Yayz! *starts hoarding interwebz*

Hoard is now visible to all!
lol, that just too funny. I'll give ya +2 interwebz just for the laughs


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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When you think of Birthdays in terms of levels...


 

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When you think of Birthdays in terms of levels...
Does this mean I'll never age past 50?
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... When my dreams are about the new claws/wp brute I just rolled.


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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Yes, that right!


 

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You see a group of men wearing suits and immediately look for the bald one.


 

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You see a bald man in a suit and are more worried about what HE'LL do than the guys pointing guns at you.


"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
Interwebz Hoard is now at: 33 Interwebz
{Peoples who have Contributed to the Hoard:: (30) & (2)}
Now available in a wide range of flavours!

 

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when you tell your friends not to call for a week because you are planning a vacation to the Rogue Isles and they ask, where's that? and you tell them it's near Paragon City.


 

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When you feel tired and you get down on one knee to "rest".


Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

 

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When walk the walk and talk the talk...


 

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When you go to the store to look for enhancement recipes.


Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

 

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When you're hubby says your being slow, you ask him/her for speed boost.


 

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When your response to the "What pets do you have" thread is "Three cats and a Singularity."


 

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confront a bank robber laughing at him because your softcapped to lethal damage.


 

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When your response to the "What pets do you have" thread is "Three cats and a Singularity."
ha ha, knew it wouldn't be long...


 

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You spend a lot of time getting dressed, because you don't want any of your clothes 'clipping'.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Stop eating, because your characters never go to the shop to actually EAT.