You know you've been playing CoX too long when...
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2009-04-23 11:18 in Forum Games
When you meet a farmer you ask them if they can power level you on their farm.
When you do the dance emotes IRL.
You find yourself automatically walking to the farthest elevator door . . . in real life.
You seriously consider taking time off for a CoH in-game event, even though you're out of personal time and would have to take it without pay.
You keep trying to figure out how to justify upgrading the graphics in your work computer so you can play CoH on your lunch.
You haven't slept, eaten, showered, or used the restroom in five years because you're too busy power-leveling!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
When you look for loading screen tips when opening different programs while at work.
When you have more notes on character builds than some of your classes.
You look at the football team thinking, "Maybe with a few buffs I could get my scrapperlock on and take 'em."
You try to stop a bank robbery in real life because you think you'll get Mission XP.
to TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
When you look for colleges that offer the Inventions course.
When you name your kids after your main heroes/villains.
When you name your toons after your children. (I've done that LoL)
When you scour ebay over and over again looking for purple recipes.
When you open yet another CoX accounts so you can PL yourself and/or handle your intense case of Alt-itis.
When you drive by a farm and yell out at the workers "Play the game the right way noobs!"
When you fill out a job application with: "lvl50 Accountant LFT"
When you go through the trouble of creating wire sculpture bodies weaved with vines to put your Halloween Jack-o-Lanterns on to make Fir Bolg.
Oooo, I'm totally stealing that idea!!!
When, at the end of a long work day, you look at your spouse and say "I need a speed boost."
When you wish your baseball team would pop some yellows and knock them out of the park.
When you break into the monkey dance at a party.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� When you start looking for CoT when you're standing in line at the bank.
When you pull back on your purse.
When you get out of your car/truck/van and stand in the "ready" position and look around like something is about to happen.
When you go to your local tailor and demand to see either Serge or Lauren.
When you notice a plaque somewhere and idly read it.....and then start looking around for the rest of the set so you can get the badge.
When you have serious discussions with your wife about what AT movie characters are.
When you offer 50 cents for a 99 cent candy bar in the hope that someone listed it low.
When you crouch down on one knee with your hand on the ground to catch your breath, in real life.
When you walk through a mall mentally switching targets for the best cone placement.
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately. |
When you stop a bully giving someone a hard time and then expect the victim to give you a small reward.