Occasionally I just like to hit "Sort by date", with the most recent dates first, and play the first thing that comes up. This was from the nav bar of one such mission
"Gua Shu Pi, Shi far, unforgivin 1, Evil Raindeer"
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...what?
I've laughed so hard at the amount of missions I've seen titled Rouge instead of Rogue. I entered one hoping the guy was a joker and just made some mobs with red faces or something but alas... it's just spelling 101.
Friends don't let friends buy an ncsoft controlled project.
From the same mish as above. Apparently "Unforgivin 1" is Ms. Liberty, and here is the clue she drops upon defeat.
*ahem*
" It seem Ms. Liberty has bee up to the good things the capes know her for now we has see that she was weak and need to die."
From a Dark Nova upon seeing me intrude into his lair: Kul'Ruzak: What is this? Did you lose your ball or something? You wll pay for intruding on our plans!
No, my ball is right here, thank you very much.
LOL! Those ninja quotes are great. Clearly not good with the English language.
I've seen a lot of bad spelling and grammar so far, but nothing quite to that extreme.
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Occasionally I just like to hit "Sort by date", with the most recent dates first, and play the first thing that comes up. This was from the nav bar of one such mission
"Gua Shu Pi, Shi far, unforgivin 1, Evil Raindeer"
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...what?
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I like to do random mishs as well, and i took a team into one (running on invinc), only to find that it was a one room mish, with about 10 EB's all grouped in the room, as if they were part of a normal spawn. Needless to say, I told the team to back out. I may be bold, sometimes stupid, but im not suicidal. lol.
Search "The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!"
Pink Flamingoes meets Escape from New York meets Plan 9.
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LOL! Those ninja quotes are great. Clearly not good with the English language.
I've seen a lot of bad spelling and grammar so far, but nothing quite to that extreme.
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You realize that this opens up the potential for a whole genre of MA arcs built around deliberately ridiculous dialog for its comedic value...
"Studdard isn't half the pizza delivery guy Clay Aiken is, and he won anyway! Did you know frogs only dance if Sammy Hagar is singing lead with Van Halen? But now they don't dance because David Lee Roth makes babies cry!"
"When's dinner? I need to scratch my spleen!"
"The Warriors? They are a rash on the behind of evil! They reek of oatmeal and Aqua Velva! I wish they would sit on lit dynamite sticks and overpluck their eyebrows! Free James Brown! Who's got the remote?"
(dialog shamelessly stolen for illustration purposes from the Tales of Marga webcomic)
"But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses."
-- Bruce Leverett, Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers
Okay I am not even sure I want to know what a Chesticles is but it sounds like it would make wearing a tank top a bit obscene. LOL I AM NOT going any further with that discussion but it is what popped into my head when I read that.
Oh and BTW some mis spells are on purpose. I have an arc involving a Country singer that is kidnapped by an Evil Record Company owner because he wants her to sign a long term contract with his label. Big Bubba and his brother Little Ennis are Good Old Boys (okay so actually they are BAD old boys) and drop the "G" off a lot of word ending and such. LOL I got feedback saying the story was great but I needed to correct spelling errors. I explained to the rater they were ON purpose and I do know how to spell GOING correctly. LOL
I love a good laugh and will have to check back here frequently for update. I will also start looking out for imput of my own. 
�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon
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Oh and BTW some mis spells are on purpose. I have an arc involving a Country singer that is kidnapped by an Evil Record Company owner because he wants her to sign a long term contract with his label. Big Bubba and his brother Little Ennis are Good Old Boys (okay so actually they are BAD old boys) and drop the "G" off a lot of word ending and such. LOL I got feedback saying the story was great but I needed to correct spelling errors. I explained to the rater they were ON purpose and I do know how to spell GOING correctly. LOL
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Were you using an apostrophe for the missing letters (goin', y'all, etc.)? That's how you usually indicate that.
Dec out.
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You realize that this opens up the potential for a whole genre of MA arcs built around deliberately ridiculous dialog for its comedic value...
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This is a major part of my shtick. One of my current live arcs is a contribution: the question of which one it is will be left as an exercise for the student.
It's not an easy act: no matter how deliberately outrageous you make something, there will be someone who fails to get the joke.
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"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
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Search "The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!"
Pink Flamingoes meets Escape from New York meets Plan 9.
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Coincidentally, Badstorm, your LTs with Radiation Emission floored my Brute's Acc, making it impossible for him to kill them due to running out of END while they continued to heal themselves.
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I've laughed so hard at the amount of missions I've seen titled Rouge instead of Rogue. I entered one hoping the guy was a joker and just made some mobs with red faces or something but alas... it's just spelling 101.
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Actually that would be a fun idea. Outdoor map. Female mobs all in red leathers.
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You can't please everyone, so lets concentrate on me.
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I'd love to see that.
Well, I've totally been wanting to start a couple of arcs based on "The Tick" style heroes and villains.
Victory
Schattenbolt - Blaster Elec/Elec/Elec
Pierce Steele - Blaster Arch/MM/Munitions
Paragons of Victory
I was in a mission about gnomes where almost every piece of text (intro, mission accept, completion, etc) was just the word "Yeah!". For some reason after a while this struck me as incredibly funny, and the evil custom garden gnomes looked really cool, so I stuck it out to the end.
Somehow I resisted sending "Yeah!" as feedback.
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Remember: Guns don't kill people; Meerkats kill people.
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I was in a mission about gnomes where almost every piece of text (intro, mission accept, completion, etc) was just the word "Yeah!". For some reason after a while this struck me as incredibly funny, and the evil custom garden gnomes looked really cool, so I stuck it out to the end.
Somehow I resisted sending "Yeah!" as feedback.
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Yeah! This!
Yeah!
Victory
Schattenbolt - Blaster Elec/Elec/Elec
Pierce Steele - Blaster Arch/MM/Munitions
Paragons of Victory
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Yeah! This!
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Yeah!
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See, you saying that just now totally had me busting up again. Its amazing the odd things that tweak the humor impulse.
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Remember: Guns don't kill people; Meerkats kill people.
Play the arc "Emo Knife Fight"
I Lawl'ed at that one for a good several minutes.
My favorite part of the whole mission is that you have to take out "the intarwebs" as a destructible object.
Why do I do do do things I do
Nobody was ever there for me to talk to
Once I was youngster, pure and true
Now I'm running with a sick, sick crew.
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From the same mish as above. Apparently "Unforgivin 1" is Ms. Liberty, and here is the clue she drops upon defeat.
*ahem*
" It seem Ms. Liberty has bee up to the good things the capes know her for now we has see that she was weak and need to die."
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I <3 engrish.
The Nethergoat Archive: all my memories, all my characters, all my thoughts on CoH...eventually.
My City Was Gone
Now that brings up a question.
If I write my briefings & dialogue in English, then run it through a translator and back, would anyone be able to tell the difference between that and what some people are putting out anyhow?
One drawback of the internet is how it has trained so many people to think that one day is a long time.
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Search "The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!"
Pink Flamingoes meets Escape from New York meets Plan 9.
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Well, I was intrigued by the name so I had to go try it. Tongue in cheek (and various other places) with custom mobs to cause you to blush. I enjoyed it so much, I needed a cold shower afterwards.
There are quite a few good arcs out there. There are also plenty of bad ones. However, of those bad ones, there are some that are so bad they are hilarious. This thread is dedicated to the Plan 9's of the Mission Architect.
Feel free to post any quotes or plotlines related to these type of arcs here. However.
Do not post the arc ID, the name of the arc, and change any names involved.
This is meant to be humorous. Not mean and petty.
So here are a few gems I picked up from a ninja themed arc I ran earlier today.
After you beat up all the ninja and steal the document. It leads to another clue - These Ninjas are transport some thing to Rouge Isle. Some unusualy artifacts. Well, unless General Miyamoto has some ohter toughts about this ninja get-together, this task of General Miyamoto is done as far as I concern.
So they are taking some...thing to the...****** isles for a...ninja get together?
Why is he always got caught?
Why IS he always got caught?
what are they shipping? This is a direct oder from Lord Drakon, the leader of Path of Honor. What is he up to now?
So apparently Ninjas send messages via scent?
This is a TRAP!!!! General HomoYaMa Trap us here by give us false information!!!!
ITS A TRAP!!!
Path of Honor already start their plan. We just stop one of them. Heaven King need to investigate more into Path of Honor's plan. Friends, I will call you guys again once we figure out what those Ninja is up. Until Then, Good Luck.
Those silly Ninja! Always up to some shenanigans!
With this Circle of Heaven King, you are the life time frined of this samurai clam.
OH MY GOD THEY WERE ALL BIVALVES!!!