And then...
I ran over to Target to buy a mini vac. On my way there, I bumped into one of my old gym teachers...the one I hated most. And then...
I realized I was still only wearing a soup spoon, and then...
He yanked on my spoon - real hard...and then...
I laughed, because he found that it was stuck! And then...
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I punched him in the nose, kicked him in the groin, tossed him down a flight of stairs, stepped on his pinky, emptied a garbage can on him, took his wallet, kicked him in the ribs several times...then I really got mad...and then...
As he whimpered like a little girl, curled up in the fetal position, I took pity on him and only kicked him 5 more times. Then I ran off to the hospital to see if they could remove the spoon from my nether regions. And then...
Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
On my way to the hospital people kept saying, "I LOVE your outfit! Where did you buy it?" So instead of having it removed I opened up a boutique named Spoincloth Ltd. One day a very famous actor came into my store! And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
He needed a few new looks for an romantic action comedy horror musical he was starring in. The costuming department on the set had fallen behind. I picked out a few nice looking pairs of gauntlets and a severed head. And then...
Some radical religious group of some unknown origin had taken offense to Spoincloths and began picketing outside the boutique, and then...
I went outside to chase them off. This is what happened. And then...
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I said to her, "Go tell your mom she's calling you." and she left. I turned to go back inside, but went into the wrong door. And then...
Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
She tried to bum money off of me. I said "Wait, slow down! What are you needing money for?" She told me something in a low voice and was a sudden quiet moment. As I put my hand on her shoulder, I replied "Girl. There is nothing wrong with playing Pac Man." I gave her some money to send her on the way. And then...
That's when I realized she said MS. Pac-Man, and not Pac-Man! BLASPHEMY! And then...
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I spotted a vintage Galaga upright machine in the pizza shop across the street and immediately wanted my spare change back. So I chased her down, grabbed her, and then...
I was too late!!! Somehow she had already purchased Ms. Pac-Man!! And then...
I got her in a headlock and squeezed as hard as I could. She began to laugh and asked if that was all I got...and then...
She put her arms around me and slammed me down to the ground while yelling "I'm a Hulkamaniac!! What'cha gonna do, brother?!" And then...
I fell...in love.
*love music*
And then...
I embraced her in a romantic kiss;At just the right time when the love music reached it's climax, the sun conveniently set on the horizon, sea foam splashed nearby, and a photographer captured the moment. And then...
She told me she had fallen in love with another, and it was over between us. My heart was broken in a million pieces. I began to cry so hard, water filled the streets and swept me away. And then...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
I went to KFC and ate a whole freaking bucket of chicken (original recipe). And then...
When I got to the bottom of the bucket, I noticed it was empty. So I ordered another bucket and went to Good Will to find someone. And Then...
When I got to the Goodwill, they saw me coming, so they locked the doors, and put up a Closed sign. And then...
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Everything went black, and then...
I laughed at him, and told him something like that would cost at LEAST $101. And then...
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