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Ad Astra

 

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I felt a little lycanthropic myself, once again, so I tore off my shirt and howled at the sun...and then...


 

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I said what's up gaiz! And then...?


 

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some dude nicknamed 'Gaiz' turned around and asked if I had a problem with him...I said maybe...and then....


 

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You bought him a taco! And then..?


 

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he got salsa all over his white t-shirt and made angry faces at me, and then ...


 

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I yawned and then...


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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I gave him some antacid tablets. He thanked me and handed me a strange little box then ran off. And then...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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i opened the box, it had a cabbage patch doll in it.. and then ....


 

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I realized that the doll's name was Chucky... I hoped it wasn't *that* Chucky, and then...



 

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I was relieved it wasn't when the real Chucky doll stabbed me in the calf, and then...


 

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some panting, porky fanboy with an eBay t-shirt hit Chucky on the head with a shovel and carried him off...and then...


 

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ate him...and then...


 

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I had indigestion, and then....


 

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QUINCY TOOK OVER THE WORLD AND STARTED HIS NEW WORLD ORDER! And then


 

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some guy with a clipboard and cigar approached me and said, "Hi there, I'd like to have a word with you"...and then...


 

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Knight_Chill politely says "Yes, please, have dinner with me, I love men with clipboards," and then...


 

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I was stunned to find out that someone actually wrote Knight Chill into this story, but I just washed that thought away with several bottles of beer...and then...


 

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I woke up and...I smelled chinese food (dun dun dun!), and then...


 

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I realized I was actually in a Japanese restaurant, standing on the hibachi grill, nekkid, and then...


 

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I proceeded to reinact the entire soundtrack to 'Happy Feet'. I had to dance very quickly as the soles of my feet were getting hot from the grill. Someone yelled out, "Put it on, baby..PLEASE put it on!" so I grabbed a soup spoon to cover my nekkidness. And then...


Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

 

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Some Robert Redford clone offered me $100 to go home with him and...clean his house...and then...