Things To Do When There are Unexpected Outages


Angry_Citizen

 

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Have server outages got you down? Don't know what to do with yourself? Here are some helpful tips from Super Happy Fun Time Labs:

<ul type="square"> Things to do during outages[*] Go talk to those people in your house that say they are related to you.[*] Give the dog a chance to something he has been begging you do for the last 3 hours since the servers have been up[*] Build a three hour macro to take care of the things you want to do when the server comes up.[*] Try repeating yourself[*] Try repeating yourself[*] After you have finished repeating yourself, look up redundancy in the dictionary[*] Load the Server status page while humming Kool and the Gangs hit song (re)Fresh[*] Fragment and Defrag your CoH installation[*] Publish new reasons on why 06/06/06 should be feared[*] Take all your screenshots and put them in a power point slide show, it will be like playing, only easier[*] Look up redundancy in the dictionary again[*] See if you can get the perfect timing of the server status page loading, and pressing refresh.[*] Make really stupid posts on the forums.[/list]


 

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Pad your post count ...

Drink ...


 

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...bio break


 

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I can understand some of the other ideas, but this one... There's already a bio on all my characters that I planned on having a bio...


 

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ooooh ...

How about Download the 14 day Auto Assualt Trial that came in my wife's Guild Wars Factions Box ...


 

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Go download Weird Al's parody of "You're Beautiful", the song people like and yet hate at the same time at weirdal.com


 

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Na ... I'm totally multi-tasking with the Auto Assualt Download at 40% now ... Post padding away ... And I'm on my third Bourbon

No room for Al at the moment.


 

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To be fair, I dled it yesterday.

So I'm currently at a lack of things to do, Bark At The Mon pwning me at expert in Guitar Hero. Stupid jerk Ozzy.


 

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Don't know what you're drinking at the moment ... But you're at least doing one of the three things I am

Ooh ... 57%


 

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Run to the Technical Issues and Bugs section and begin loudly demanding unlimited freespecs for all level 50's.(yes... someone made two threads demanding exactly that.... fortunately, the mods got em)


 

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To be fair, I dled it yesterday.

So I'm currently at a lack of things to do, Bark At The Mon pwning me at expert in Guitar Hero. Stupid jerk Ozzy.

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You mean stupid jerk Jake E. Lee


 

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Im just going to read my comics I just picked up from the store.


 

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check out other MMOGs!!!


 

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Im just going to read my comics I just picked up from the store.

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that's what I did. I was only 3 months behind!


 

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ooooh ...

How about Download the 14 day Auto Assualt Trial that came in my wife's Guild Wars Factions Box ...

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If the whole 'Get a beta slot for buying AA' bribe didn't get me, this won't either.


 

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Man, I think I'm the only person here who actually likes Auto Assault.

...And also, this thread should totally be renamed "What to do when not playing with CoX."


 

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Playing WoW right now and having a blast doing it :P


 

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Have server outages got you down? Don't know what to do with yourself? Here are some helpful tips from Super Happy Fun Time Labs:

<ul type="square"> Things to do during outages[*] Go talk to those people in your house that say they are related to you.[/list]
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There are people in my house related to me?

AHHHHHHHHH! Run Away!

You could listen to the Wasabi Awards on SI Radio - I have a sneaking suspicion that we won something!


 

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AnotherDeadHero is truly a Hero of the City now.

He scared Cuppa...


 

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Man, I think I'm the only person here who actually likes Auto Assault.

...And also, this thread should totally be renamed "What to do when not playing with CoX."

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Eh, don't really care one way or the other about AA. The whole buy into TR beta trick just feels like a cheap tactic.


 

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Have server outages got you down? Don't know what to do with yourself? Here are some helpful tips from Super Happy Fun Time Labs:

<ul type="square"> Things to do during outages[*] Go talk to those people in your house that say they are related to you.[/list]
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There are people in my house related to me?

AHHHHHHHHH! Run Away!

You could listen to the Wasabi Awards on SI Radio - I have a sneaking suspicion that we won something!

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Holy crap, I didn't realize I was related to Cuppa!

...Wait, I mean... I'm totally not hiding in her closet and stalking her...

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&lt;.&lt;

AMNESIA DUST!

*Tosses white powder into the thread and runs*


 

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Man, I think I'm the only person here who actually likes Auto Assault.

...And also, this thread should totally be renamed "What to do when not playing with CoX."

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Eh, don't really care one way or the other about AA. The whole buy into TR beta trick just feels like a cheap tactic.

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Yeah, but that was only for the first 200 people to buy a subscription. Unless there is a new promotion I don't know about.


 

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Have server outages got you down? Don't know what to do with yourself? Here are some helpful tips from Super Happy Fun Time Labs:

<ul type="square"> Things to do during outages[*] Go talk to those people in your house that say they are related to you.[/list]
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There are people in my house related to me?

AHHHHHHHHH! Run Away!

You could listen to the Wasabi Awards on SI Radio - I have a sneaking suspicion that we won something!

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Holy crap, I didn't realize I was related to Cuppa!

...Wait, I mean... I'm totally not hiding in her closet and stalking her...

&gt;.&gt;

&lt;.&lt;

AMNESIA DUST!

*Tosses white powder into the thread and runs*

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Thats not Amnesia dust. That is baby powder from a bottle of baby powder, with the word baby powder crossed out and amnesia powder written in crayon...and amnesia is spelled wrong.

Where did you get that? Uncle Bob?

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