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  1. I like Gravity. I've not gotten one too far past 30, but I've made at least 6 of them over the years. I really do like tossing bad guys into the air. That never gets old.
  2. Peace through strength. Good show!
  3. I've been running to vets in 3 different cities today so I'm a wee bit late, but happy birthday Caem!

    Cool pic, too.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Hmm the Shane Black guy has only one director's credit under his belt and they're entrusting him with Iron Man? Interesting.
    I'm betting that RDJ asked for him based on his experience with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I found it hard to believe that the guy who wrote the atrocious Lethal Weapon could create something as amazing as KKBB, but he pulled it off.

    Also, he's on the far left of this photo. I don't think anyone needs to be told what film this is from.

  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by That_Ninja View Post
    Good to hear. Now all my qualms about CoH: Freedom are gone. I am very patient, so waiting to stack up points won't kill me. I've wanted years to be able to buy the booster packs at a cheap (free) price.
    If Paragon Studios is smart -- and they are -- then Boosters will cost about 2400 Paragon Points. Minimum. So anyone who wants to get all of the ones they're going to release per year plus the existing ones will have to pay extra money for them. There's no way they'd set up a system where they would earn *less* income from VIPs than they make now with subs. And giving away Boosters for P-points would do just that. They definitely *aren't* going to be selling new powersets for only 400 P-points. They simply aren't going to do something so counterproductive to their bottom line.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SilverAgeFan View Post
    IMO, this reinforces speculation that it will be a staff style set as opposed to two-handed-giganto-anime weapons.

    Something about a bo-staff stalker intrigues me.
    ...neek neek neek...

    >thwap!<

    ::: runs away :::
  7. Eightpence? I'd buy that for a dollar!
  8. Ironik

    Free the names!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by TrueGentleman View Post
    Since the omnivorous superhero genre can encompass both fantasy and science fiction, we certainly have a head start over games in those genres.
    So true. Since comic book superheroes originally derived from science fiction (Superman, Human Torch, Shock Gibson, Blue Beetle), pulp mystery (Batman, Crimson Avenger, The Clock, The Arrow) and fantasy (Doctor Occult, Namor, Zatara), even from the genre's earliest days almost any kind of name was appropriate.

    I'm always amazed at how many pretty cool names are still out there. When I was making Quick Red Fox I had second thoughts on the name. "Sly Fox" was taken everywhere I looked (4 servers), but "Sky Fox" was free. Sky Fox is kind of a cool name, I think. I decided I preferred QRF, so stayed there, but there were plenty of other options still available for that general concept. And as you can see from that very short list of names above, descriptors are common and just sticking "Doctor" in any of its forms in front of your name is a tradition from Day One. (Literally. Siegel and Shuster's creation before Superman was Doctor Occult.) I have Doctor Omen on Virtue who's only a couple years old. I mean, seriously, nobody snapped up "Doctor Omen"?! That name is so awesome, I'm taking it with me wherever I go in the future.

    And with the invention of Captain Marvel, you don't even have to be affiliated with any sort of armed forces or even a boat to call yourself "captain". How cool is that? Yeah, plenty of cool names left. It'll be a while before we have to resort to "Capt. Dr. X".
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MaestroMavius View Post
    The one thing that keeps me from even trying any of the FB games is the 'You must spam the hell out of all your friends daily' nonsense. I've even resorted to unfriending people that wouldn't stop pestering me to 'be my neighbor!!' or 'help me feed kitty!!' posts.
    Yeah, that's annoying as hell. It's like a damn pyramid scheme. The games that give you a slight bonus for having friends who play is better than the constant spam.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by OminousVoice View Post

    Is it one of mine?
    I meant to tell you that I really like "Rise of the Heroes."
  11. I've been telling Paragon Studios for months they need to release a stand-alone costume creator with limited post-creator fights on iPad for 99 cents. (Free to subscribers, natch.) It'd be one big ad for the game, basically.

    Might as well do some sort of GTA-like miniature version of CoH, too, for Facebook. Maybe make some money and drive people to the big game. I play Backyard Monsters all the time, and it's a crappy game. CoH in that format? Gold!
  12. Ironik

    Giant Shivan

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Johnny_Butane View Post
    Missed opportunity:

    It appears Shivans constitute themsevles with whatever matter is nearby where they land.

    In Bloody Bay they assimilated corpses from the graveyard and nuclear fallout.
    Here they've assimilated scrap and debris from the destruction.

    It would have been cool to have a giant abomination made out the smashed hero statues of Galaxy Girl, Orion, M1, etc; but with the body parts freakishly in the wrong places. So it's got like Orion's head for a fist and someone's partial torso for a foot, etc.


    .
    I've long wanted for the statues of Paragon City to come to life and go on rampage. That would be a good way for it to happen.
  13. We do this for VexXxa's TF runs on Friday nights. Not anime per se, but heroes dressing up as other characters.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bad_Luck View Post
    Ah, it did seem light on those things. But still...

    I totally forgot The Predator was in that!
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bad_Luck View Post
    I can't remember if I've seen that cut or not, it has been years by now and I have no desire to go look. Daredevil would rank just a bit above Howard the Duck on my list, and I don't see how a different cut could transform it into something approaching good.
    If you take out Daredevil and Bullseye it might approach watchable. Retitle it "Kingpin" and you've got a movie!
  16. Ironik

    Best of MST3K?

    The "I Was A Teenage Werewolf" one is great. I think that was the episode that gave us a line we use all the time for actors who are too old to play their roles: "I've got some loans to process down at the bank."

    Looking at my Netflix queue...

    5 stars
    Attack of the Giant Leeches

    4 stars
    Soultaker

    3 stars
    Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    Devil Doll
    The Final Sacrifice
    Lost Continent
    Monster a Go-Go

    2 stars
    Hercules against the Moon Men
    The Killer Shrews
    MST3K The Movie
    Pod People

    I've seen most of the episodes from back when they were first broadcast, but those are the only ones I have rated.

    Also -- and this goes out to anyone -- if Cinematic Titanic comes to your town, go see it. It's the MST3K crew live. They're hilarious. Watching Joel forget the lines to the theme song and then try to make stuff up is funny, but Jay Elvis' opening monologue is worth the price of admission.

    “This is my first time in New Hampshire. You don’t often see a state motto that’s multiple choice. ‘Land of a Thousand Lakes… or suck it!’” – Jay Elvis Weinstein, Cinematic Titanic, Capitol Center of the Arts, Concord, NH, 1-29-11
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bubbawheat View Post
    Honestly, when I was writing this both of you were in my mind as the people who would have the easiest and hardest time respectively.
    We can be the latest sitcom! The theme song writes itself!

    Alts, he has too many
    And she has too few!
    Forced to play together
    Whatever will they dooo?

    He's old, she's new
    He's tried, she's true
    Forced to play along
    They must chooooose juuuuuust twoooooo!

    Fridays at 8.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Vice_Virtuoso View Post
    I'm really not looking forward to a zone with graphics like this. COH runs on one of the most poorly optimized graphical engines I've ever seen -- COV zones still make my framerate drop like a brick, and I bought a $2000+ i7 Sandy Bridge computer only four months ago. I don't think it'd be a good idea to throw new F2P players straight into a zone that will cripple their machines.

    Fun fact: COH, without even any ultra mode settings on, but with stuff like world detail, character detail, and particle count maxed, runs worse than Crysis does on above-maximum settings (tweaked higher through console) on my computer. About the only thing that runs worse than that I've encountered is the trainwreck port of GTAIV.
    I would like for you to come to my defense every time some hosehead tells me to "just buy a better computer, loser!" when I mention the lag in the Incarnate Trials and RWZ raids and ITFs.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Exodus_V View Post
    <quickly raises head off of desk upon hearing name called>the answer is "C"... omg i just had a flashback of high school. I approve this vote!
    Yeah, but you're Exodus FIVE. I mean, c'mon, just GO already!

    "Exodus Five, the fourth sequel. We're really leaving this time. We mean it. We're serious. This is us, going. Look! We are leaving now!"
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Necrotron View Post
    http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/06/22/ci...wnload-system/

    Okay, so let me get this straight. It's got free to play, they've revamped Atlas and Galaxy (at least) to look as nice as Praetoria, and you can hop in to play while the rest of the game downloads. I'd almost call the game an attention *****. "Play me! PLAY ME! PLAY MEEEE!"

    Some have said the constant upgrades to the game are akin to putting lipstick on a pig. At this point, it's rather more like pig on a lipstick; there is very little left of the original pig. More like a cow, I guess.
    What are you talking about?

    Seriously, I can not make heads or tails of that screed. How do you make the ludicrous mental leap from "game downloads in the background" to "attention ******"? Downloading in the background is what's known worldwide as a "time saver". AKA, not having to look at a damn loading screen for a minute and a half.
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Test_Rat View Post
    I wouldn't call them loyal.

    They are ditching thier home servers in some xenophobic exodus to get away from what they percieve as the "Undesirable" FTP community.

    Its the exact opposite of what loyalty means to me.
    The Closet
  22. Pick... just... two...?

    Brain locks up, out of memory error.
  23. Cool! I mean, sweet! Argh, accidental puns. I really mean to say that this thirty-wonderful flavors of awesome.
  24. They're struggling to sell 60 titles now and they want to sell 80? Methinks Didio has been sniffing the ink too long.