Zombie Man

Ebil-o FTL June-21 & Feb-22-2010
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  1. Why Going Rogue?

    1. Expansionmania. This is the idea that getting a 'box on the shelf' brings in huge profits and gets you noticed.

    2. An Unfortunate Attachment to the Idea of "Don't Update, Create New." The Devs have said over and over again that they'd rather create something new than renovate the old... even if the old is very, very bad. So, the intro zones to Blueside had become increasingly seen as outdated and poor, especially in contrast to newer content. But rather than update those arcs and zones, the Devs felt compelled to create a new replacement for the old Blueside low level arcs and zones. Add in non-aligned ATs and Ultra Mode, the new GR zones would easily supplant the old blue zones, right? Right???


    Why FREEDOM?

    Cause everyone else was doing it. And those that did it successfully, got a big pay-off out of it. So, they hired the company that did LoTR:O (playspan) to provide a microtransaction system for CoH. CoH would have to be WoW-popular to not attempt a microtransaction system. And even if GR was successful, it was unlikely it would be *that* successful. FREEDOM and GR had nothing to do with each other.


    Why did GR Fail?

    As good as it was, there were some fatal flaws that have been mentioned above: Praetoria was not fully integrated into Red- and Bluesides; it was not an easy level-up zone for those who want to skip or have grown tired of repeating the GR storyline; it was not a full 1-50 'side'; GR critters are significantly more difficult than the blue or red critters; and, zone events have pitiful rewards to make it worthwhile to do.


    The Fall Out.

    And so, they finally did the things that GR was supposed to do in order to bring in more players, but, in the non-GR 'sides': They revamped the tutorial and beginnings zones (more so Blueside than Red); they finally made all non-Epic ATs 'faction-blind' for all 'sides'; they upgraded the ultra-modiness of the legacy zones; they created a fast level-up path for lowbie toons with low-level trials.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Electric-Knight View Post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Forbin_Project
    The movie version of Howard Stern is Tony's father. People just have to deal with it.
    Howard Stern is Tony Stark's father?!?!

    Stark.. Stern... Stoic...

    Doesn't matter. Tony's father was distant and so he's still acting out.
  3. Luddite Golf: Hold/Fear/Immob a Luddite in Cap city. Teleport them to the ledge overlooking the Black Market below. Hit them with Nemesis Staff and see if I can get them to land on players at the Market.

    It's Raining (Goldbricker) Men!: Use Darkest Night AoE debuff anchor to round up a whole bunch of Goldbrickers and have them fly after me. I lead them over the Black Market truck and then I drop down and under the truck's awning. They fly down to chase and hit the death zone sphere and about 20 Goldbrickers fall from the sky onto the players at the Market.

    You First!: If I see a bunch of players hanging out by a mission entrance. I jump into their group and say in local chat: "K, everyone in!"

    Scrapyarders' Parade of Drone Death: I pull a bunch of Scrapyard's Scrapyarders to the drone by the hospital, and if Scrapyard himself isn't agro'd by that, the Scrapyarders are and they come running to attack the drone, which always wins. The unending Scrapyarders reinforcements creates an unending parade of self-droning.

    When Bane Spiders falling from great heights made them basically unaggro-able and unmoving punching bags, which, however, could be moved with knockback and teleport foe, I would do this to scare folks coming out of Recluse's Tower:

  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
    Googlecar - knows everything about everyone it's carrying.

    Microsoftcar - zero day exploit allows Russian hackers to command all cars to New Mexico for world's largest demolition derby.

    Applecar - insists you have dinner at the new trendy bistro instead of a quick stop at In-N-Out.
    Linuxcar - Incompatible to run on 98% of the roads.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Forbin_Project View Post
    Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man's mind. - Orange Catholic Bible
    Unless they name the car the Kwisatz HatcherBack.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    we plan for each promotional item to be available for 24 hours. For the trial run, we’ll be putting the item up at 4:00 PM PDT/7:00 PM EDT/12:00 AM BST this Thursday, May 10th, 2012. The item will be available until the same time (4:00 PM PDT) on Friday, May 11th, 2012. You can find the Freebie Friday item under the “Featured Items” section of the Paragon Market.
    May I suggest that since you're dealing with a global community, the 24 hour paradigm for a 'day' is insufficient unless you had the capacity to stagger the 24 hour time frame for each time zone.

    For example, you realize that starting at Midnight locally for you is problematic since:
    • that's not everbody else's Midnight; and,
    • we're not at work at Midnight to make sure it happens
    And thus, you're beginning with Greenwich's Midnight (and a good choice) while you're still at the office. A wise decision.

    However, ending it at 4 PM PT on Friday is not so wise for a program called Freebie Friday for anyone in the world who is not living in London's time zone. People in the rest of the world will get home from work or school on Friday, log into in the game to claim the reward and, WHAAAH whahhhhh, no freebie item.

    You will then deal with innumerable claims of you going around nazi slapping everyone in the clock face because they missed out on a Freebie Friday even though it is actually Friday for them. Mark my words, ending Freebie Friday before 12 PM on Friday in at least Pacific Time (should actually go to 6 AM Saturday PT for the islanders) will be very complaintful when the time comes and goes.

    A full 'global day' is 48 hours long. Any offer you do should ideally be that long, or, at least, 36 hours long.
  7. Zombie Man

    Dream Doctor

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Thirty-Seven View Post
    He founded a group of magic users, scholars, alchemists, and sorcerers.

    Wizards are male, and to me, are generally only associated with spells.
    What spells did Gandalf cast?
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Nericus View Post
    If a deer is in the road while the automatic pilot compensate by slowing or stopping the car to avoid hitting the deer? Or just keep on going?
    The car would accelerate as it deploys the front mounted circular saws.


    The real question is whether an autonomous car running on ethanol can be ticketed for DWI.
  9. Yah, toons logged out in Old Galaxy do not necessarily wind up in Echo: Galaxy. One of my old toons wound up in Old Galaxy.
  10. Arachnos! Arachnos! Arachnos! Arachnos! We love you, amen!

    This here's the spider, the emblem of our land. You can hang it from a glider, you can hold it in your hand.

    Amen!
  11. ♫ Widow of the Night. ♪
  12. Awww... a Mothers Day sale!

    Healing Enhancement because mommy fixes our boo boos!

    Boosters because mommies are so supportive!

    Unslotters because... because.... I don't even want to try to think of how this might fit the theme.


    Too bad the Flower Path Aura wasn't on sale.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Slaunyeh View Post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Olantern
    -Captain America's line about gods.
    I thought that came off as incredible corny. Then I realized, hey, Cap is an old man. That line makes perfect sense for him.
    Actually, since 54% of the world's population (and *much* higher in the US) today follow a monotheistic faith wherein their one 'God' is perfectly transcendent and omnipotent, there'd be a whole lot of people who could respond as Cap did.

    What's unrealistic is for the lack of faith and religious practices being portrayed in movies and comic books (Nightcrawler notwithstanding). Eighty percent of the population in the US practices a religion, and over 90% consider themselves 'spiritual'; so why so little in pop media?

    Now, *how* Cap responded may sound corny and old fashioned. A more modern person would have responded to claims of divinity with a string of obscenities indicating a certain lack of faith.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DLancer View Post
    Primal fired the first shot in that Portal Corp was the one to discover Praetoria, which caused the Praetorians to overreact and bring down the hammer.
    I see you!

    I kill you!!!
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by RadDidIt View Post
    Maybe someone can help me here...

    What was the point of the first hour of the movie? :3
    Some assembly required.
  16. Just got back from the Midnight show.

    If you see this movie, and if you don't then say it is one of the top three super hero movies *of all time*, then I will hunt you down and take all your comic books and burn them on your front lawn and then I will take a sledge hammer to every computer you own on which you have installed City of Heroes.

    That is all.
  17. Zombie Man

    CoX everywhere

    What's your favorite IO Enhancement?

  18. Gen. Aarons inexplicably likes to close to melee even though he has a gun. Exploding Warhulks then kill him.

    If you have any knockback powers, keep pushing the Warhulks away.

    Or, as suggested above, run away and lose him clearing the map until you get to the Elite Boss at the end. Then go back and get Aarons to help you.


    Wait 'til you get to Lt. Dietrich who likes to run several spawns ahead so she can shoot at a distance.... just like Fusionette.

    Then there's Faultline who goes into granite form and then can't jump simple obstacles to follow you.

    The Ballista Longbow is the only worthwhile NPC companion in the RWZ arcs.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    The important thing is that we don't make decisions such as this in a vacuum, which we don't.
    They're made in hermetically sealed jars filled with an inert gas, such as Impervon or Unobtainom.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    The reply, from my perspective, was closer to 50/50.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lucky666 View Post
    You heard it here folks cape of the four winds for i23!
    No, Issue 50.
  21. Has your computer been dropping acid?
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
    I was going to propose it as a question: would you be willing to have unlimited endurance recovery via click powers if it meant your normal recovery was permanently suppressed to zero?
    No, I don't want to play CO ever again.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
    But the one thing I can guarantee I would do as a dev that at least *some* of the playerbase would hate me for is that I would make the critters smarter.
    I thought we players were in for a lot of trouble when Scrapyarders were introduced in the game. They don't stay clumped up. They run off in different directions and circle back on you. So, basically, they don't just stand there and take it, nor do they become perma-runners.

    But for some odd reason, only a very few of the ranged critters since I6 got that AI code; and certainly not a whole faction like the Scrapyarders.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mental_Giant View Post
    I understand that, but more than half of these ideas seem serious.
    They *are*.

    Mine certainly was, namely, Diminishing Returns in PvE. In fact, it seems to me most of the suggestions in this thread targeting 'over powered' facets of the game would be taken care of with DR in PvE.

    If it were impossible to decisively 'soft cap' your toon permanently, e.g., then the Devs wouldn't have to have foes that jump through game mechanics hoops to try to find ways around the soft cap, like irresistible damage gimmicks.

    It's a perfectly sane and good game mechanic. But would be immensely hated, hated, hated by all those who've grown comfortable hitting soft caps and damage hard caps and perma-ing everything and never running out of End.... all on the same toon. If people don't think that's OP... they should have their forum privileges revoked, which is something I'd do if I were king of Paragon Studios: "Sorry, but you're too invested in being over powered to be trusted to ever give meaningful feedback, so, we're shutting off your mic, kthxbye."

    You know those folk are mentally ignored anyway.


    ((Yes, I feel your anger and hate... It gives me *pleasure*!))
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    Just a reminder that this will be happening.
    Really?

    How soon? <blink, blink>