An Update

I think a lot of it stems from the fact that uh, I never had it when I was younger. We never had a toaster, y'see. But I am not particularly fond of grilled cheese sandwhiches either, and my sisters had those ALL THE TIME.

In cocoa? Is that really good?

It is a scene from Raiders Of The Lost Ark... but you've probably never seen that!!

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Please don't pull out my heart plug...

Its typical endtime behavior. Start riots, acquire stuff, become overlord of the post-apocalyptic world.

Can you help me hurl this bench into the shop window?

That's punching with emotions. I thought you'd be familiar with that.

Speaking of being on the east coast, this is a true story.

Picture Friday night, my last Friday night in the Bay Area. Out of the kindness of my heart, I invited Keetsie to join my dear friends for a movie and dinner, but she flakes out.

At the last minute, she calls, and I swear she sounds like she's crying.

Keetsie: "Hosun...I....choke....I didn't realize today was your last day in the Bay Area! Even though you told me that last week, and emailed me that today. Waaaaah! I'm so sorrryyy. I can't make the movie, I'm scared to drive alone, :-("

Me: "It's all right little one. Courage is a trait not all of us are capable of, especially you, since you're a girl. But hey, we're grabbing dinner in TWO hours, why don't you join us?"

Keetsie: "I....I don't know. I'm a-scared I may let you down by farting at dinner!"

Me: "Ahhh yes, I remember your lactose intolerance well. How about this, we're gonna hang out afterwards and play some board games, why do you join us? There's no milk to make you fart."

Keetsie: "Oh what a great idea, like every idea you always have! You're so smart. I wish I was smart. I'll be there for sure! Now I can stop crying! See you tonight!"

Me: "I look forward to your wonderful company, little one!"


So guess who DIDN'T show up? Hmmmm? Oh how I cried that night.....

PS, not every line may have been quotes verbatim.

*Tugs on heart plug*

Originally Posted by Paladiamors I love you, I Burnt the Toast!

I actually do that, started out with Hardee's milkshakes though about twenty five years ago when I was a wee boy. Now its either Wendys frosties or McDonalds flurries, though have I my druthers I pick the frosty.

Fixed.

I can confirm that this is delicious. (The toast/hot cocoa thing, not the fries thing.) Especially if you're using Mexican hot chocolate.

Isn't that going to be kinda tough due to geographic limitations? Or did you land a job at Epic as well?

Originally Posted by Nethergoat it's NEVER too late to pad your /ignore list!

I confess I totally flaked. In my defense, I was tired. And playing Minecraft.

Originally Posted by Paladiamors I love you, I Burnt the Toast!

OH MY CTHULU!! Why would you make hot chocolate out of Mexicans??? What is WRONG with you?!

You cannibal!

My punching transcends space and time. It is a wonderful, magical thing.

Or a data entry error in the powers spreadsheet.

True story: I just got the new Scribblenauts game this week and one of the puzzles required that I give a cannibal something to eat.

I figured, "Surely they wouldn't let me feed him a baby!" and put one in as a joke.

Nope. He ate the baby.

(I actually felt sick to my stomach with guilt afterwards.)

Originally Posted by Nethergoat it's NEVER too late to pad your /ignore list!

Shh.

I'll have to try it in the morning then. Though if I vomit its on both of you. Not like, literally I mean figuratively speaking. That'd be gross in a literal sense.

You so need to watch Battle Royale.

It's how I imagine high school was like for you. You know, that place you just graduated from last week.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Royale


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-T7yPJVvXw&sns=em

I saw it and... I dunno, kinda hated it, kinda tolerated it? The teacher's crush on his VERY YOUNG STUDENT grossed me out more than the violence.

Well as long as it's figurative vomit.

I know you weren't talking to me here, but I actually just watched it last week. It was pretty good, but I think it requires a bit of knowledge of Japanese culture to really understand.

Beat Takeshi was outstanding in it. As always.

Originally Posted by Nethergoat it's NEVER too late to pad your /ignore list!

Originally Posted by Paladiamors I love you, I Burnt the Toast!

It's the best Gundam, though. It's like... Gundam Ball Z, or something.

Originally Posted by Nethergoat it's NEVER too late to pad your /ignore list!