Ascendant!!!


Ascendant

 

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So I'm minding my own business in Atlas Park 7, when in Local I read something very, very familiar...

[Local] Ascendant: Hi. Is this NC Soft?
[Local] Ascendant: Great. My name is Ascendant.
[Local] Ascendant: No, with an 'A'. D-A-N-T.
[Local] Ascendant: Great. Can I speak to whoever is in charge over there?
[Local] Ascendant: I don't understand... How can you not know who's in charge?
[Local] Ascendant: ((hold music))--and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanema goes walking, And when she--
[Local] Ascendant: Hello? Yes, I'm still here. Can I speak to--
[Local] Ascendant: ((hold music))--But I watch her so sadly, how can I tell her I lov--
[Local] Ascendant: Hello? Yes, I'm still here. I was trying to speak to--
[Local] Ascendant: ((hold music))--and tan, and young, and lovely, the girl fro--

At this point I'm squeeing like a fangirl about meeting ascendant, and ask him for an autograph. Thus:
Ascendant Writes 'To Doctor Leo, Smash Evil! Your Pal, Ascendant'
Ascendant Hands photo to Doctor Leo
[Tell] Ascendant: http://www.tinyurl.com/yh78yae

[Local] Ascendant: We grew up in Paragon City.
[Local] Ascendant: We met our soul mates in Paragon City.
[Local] Ascendant: And one day, it's my hope--no, my belief-- that our children will have the fortune of growing up in Paragon City, too.
[Local] Ascendant: Like every other hero, I've spent every day of the past 8 years trying to save this city from disaster.
[Local] Ascendant: I stood up when the Rikti first invaded, and I've never stopped trying to fight for its survival.
[Local] Ascendant: Along the way, I made friends that I'll value for a lifetime.
[Local] Ascendant: I've had the benefit of being a part of their lives, and the tremendous honor of of having them in my life.
[Local] Ascendant: Together, we've had spectacular adventures, and made amazing accomplishments.
[Local] Ascendant: We've inspired people to do good.
[Local] Ascendant: We've righted wrongs.
[Local] Ascendant: We've stopped countless threats.
[Local] Ascendant: But, most importantly, we've reminded people that when they look to the skies, they can always find hope.
[Local] Ascendant: I'll be damned if I'm going to let you take away the whole city.
[Local] Ascendant: To that end, I will make it my solem vow that I absolutely will not rest unt--
[Local] Ascendant: ...hello?
[Local] Ascendant: ...hello?
[Local] Ascendant: ...I can't believe he just hung up on me...
[Local] Ascendant: Seriously, I mean, who even does that?
[Local] Ascendant: How big of a jerk do you have to be to shut someone down just when they're getting to the good part?
[Local] Ascendant: Ascendant: ((Do your part! Visit http://tinyurl.com/saveparagoncity to find out what you cand do to help Save the City!))



My client crashed from the sheer awesomeness that is Ascendant, but I think I got the whole thing!


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Awesome! Ascendant, thank you for your show of support! Feel free to head over to the Titan Network forums (if you haven't already); you're thought of highly in the community, and we could benefit from having your character's good will with us.


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Everyone crashed, I think. Virtue is down.


 

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Server crash due to awesomeness!!!!


 

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Not to worry! We're back up again!


 

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Hey Leandro?

In case you were not sure - you did in fact get all of his script. He did the exact same "phone convo" last week and I copied it then. I just checked.


 

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I got a virus warning trying to go to the link in that Ascendant post.




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Heh.

I still remember the time my second main (Mercury Marvel) was leaving Pocket D and ran into Ascendant in the Hero entryway.

Being (at the time) a relatively new Hero in town, and having worked at a comic-book store, he'd heard of Ascendant before (Hell, had bought some of his merchandise before) and promptly fanboy'd out and asked for a picture (which, gratefully, Ascendant agreed to).

I took a screenshot of it and everything. Then that computer ran into some issues, had to be wiped, and I lost it.

But I still got to meet the Big A!


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ascendents conversations are hilarious lol


 

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Originally Posted by Phillygirl View Post
Who is Ascendant?
Ascendant-O's


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Ascendant appears to be a leading cause of client crashes.




Hmmmm...


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phillygirl View Post
Who is Ascendant?
Ascendant is a player like the rest of us. He's been around since Beta at least. (His costume above is the original one he first created 8 years ago. He may have others, but I've never seen them.)

He's become famous and beloved in the COH community partially because he's a really cool guy who'll help anyone out. And partially because of longevity.

But mainly it's because he is a FANTASTIC writer. He can do serious. He can do outrageously funny. He's done a lot of outstanding fanfic. His villain, Doctor Crom, is almost as well known as Ascendant himself.

Possibly his main claim to fame are his famous "One Sided Phone call" scripts.

(Check out the link here: Here's two of them -

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showt...nt+Phone+Calls

)

They are very much like some of Bob Newhart's skits. And they often play off the main "theme" of Ascendant, which is, as Ascendant has said on his Virtueverse page, the "elevator pitch" of his character - "Imagine a guy with Superman's powers, but Spider-Man's Luck".

How famous is he?

Well he cameoed more than once in the City of Heroes comics that were published a few years ago.

And - in a move that shows how awesome our Devs are - if you go through a Tram station... pay attention to the NPC Chatter. Occasionally, you'll hear an NPC say something like, "Who? Ascendant? I'm sorry, you have the wrong number..."

So that's Ascendant.


 

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Ascendant


50s: Inv/SS PB Emp/Dark Grav/FF DM/Regen TA/A Sonic/Elec MA/Regen Fire/Kin Sonic/Rad Ice/Kin Crab Fire/Cold NW Merc/Dark Emp/Sonic Rad/Psy Emp/Ice WP/DB FA/SM

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And if you read those scripts, you'll get the humor when I relate the following:

Ascendant showed up at a Cape Radio show the other night.

I kinda squeed a little myself. But I also couldn't resist:

(In reference to the Unfortunately Named Ascendant animated hour playset)

[CapeRadio]Atlantea: BTW Ascendant - How's the A-Hole?
[CapeRadio]Ascendant: Impregnable, Atlantea, Impregnable.



 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Leandro View Post
My client crashed from the sheer awesomeness that is Ascendant, but I think I got the whole thing!
Dang, I must have crashed my own client right before that happened. I was just a few steps away from Doctor Leo. To think I missed an Ascendant sighting by "that much"!

On the plus side, when I came back I was in AP12, so it's building, for sure.


 

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Which instance?


 

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I have to add my own props for Ascendant, who is Hi-Larious when he wants and also has the power to render anyone Misty-Eyed and Lumpy-Throated... all through the power of the printed word.

His Uncle Saul's AE arc was simply wonderful.

Also a big fan of his phone conversations.

Woot.


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He's hanging out in AP8 right now.


 

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OK. I have no idea who Ascendant is. Some give me a briefing please.


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Click any of the four or so links posted on the last page.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlantea View Post
But mainly it's because he is a FANTASTIC writer. He can do serious. He can do outrageously funny. He's done a lot of outstanding fanfic. His villain, Doctor Crom, is almost as well known as Ascendant himself.
He wrote a pretty good (as in, I found it completely hilarious, given the Ascendant-O background) Mission Architect mission featuring his sleazy agent Saul, as well.


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