Real Life Zombie!?!?


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Could we just, ya know, wall off Florida? It's not like there's much happening there besides zombies and hurricanes...



 

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Originally Posted by Dark One View Post
Could we just, ya know, wall off Florida? It's not like there's much happening there besides zombies and hurricanes...
What about Disney World?!?!


 

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Surely all of the real world cases should be described as cannibalism. As far as I am aware, none of them involved reanimated corpses.


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Surely all of the real world cases should be described as cannibalism. As far as I am aware, none of them involved reanimated corpses.
That they're telling us.


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Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme View Post
That they're telling us.
That's how it begins. /tinfoilhat


 

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Could we just, ya know, wall off Florida? It's not like there's much happening there besides zombies and hurricanes...
Now coming to a theater near you: Kurt Russel starring as Snake Pliskin in Escape from Florida!


 

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Now coming to a theater near you: Kurt Russel starring as Snake Pliskin in Escape from Florida!

Nah, I'm thinking more along the lines of George Carlin's bit about walling off States and dropping our more...eccentric...citizens within.

Think about it. We wall off Florida and drop all our non-hilarious loonies and prisoners into there. Throw in some zombies just for fun. Set up cameras everywhere. Make sure the coasts are patrolled so that the prisoners aren't building rafts to escape.



 

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What about Disney World?!?!
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Originally Posted by Mystic_Fortune View Post
It's overrated.
And we'll still have Disney Land.


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Surely all of the real world cases should be described as cannibalism. As far as I am aware, none of them involved reanimated corpses.
One of them wasn't even cannibalism, the dude high on bath salts spit out all the flesh he chewed off, none of it was found in his stomach during the autopsy.


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Ah, not carnivourous nor neurovorous but carnimasticorous.
Stay away from my face, you.


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Now they're saying the guy only had pot in his system. No indicators of 'bath salts'.

The zombie hypothesis is a bit more likely...

o.O



 

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btw, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!11!1!!

This time in China... it's spreading
Well...China is where World War Z basically started. Was there any mention of this guy going salvage diving in man-made lakes?



 

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*gets out a bell and sign* THE END IS NEIGH!!!!


 

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But how can the zombie apocalypse be here when Skynet hasn't kicked in yet?


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