How about a Celebrity replacement for Statesman?

Replacement: Hammer & Slammer
Source: I'm Gonna Get you Sucka
Powerset Guns/Guns/Guns/Guns
Battlecry: How many Ribs for a Dollar?

Replacement:Noober
Source:Baldur's Gate
Powerset:Heya
Battlecry:What about now?

Replacement:Patches Houlihan
Sourceodgeball
Powerset: Special Trainer
Battlecry: If you can dodge a wrench you can fight crime
** Players training up levels have to either dodge wrenches or run through traffic to train up

Replacement:Bobby Boucher
Source:The Waterboy (Adam Sandler)
Powerset: Impact Melee
Battlecry: Captain Insano shows no mercy

Replacement:James T Kirk
Source: Star Trek
Powerset: Mastermind - Red Shirt Security
Battlecry: We come in Peace, Shoot to Kill!

Replacement:Blain
Source:Predator
Powerset:Minigun
Battlecry:Aint got time to Bleed

Replacement:Ash
Source:Evil Dead Movies
Powerset:Shotgun/Chainsaw Blaster
Battlecry: This is my Boomstick!

Sir, I have Read steelclaw. You are no steelclaw

what is this i dont

Ahem...

* Christopher Reeve... which is also cool because it introduces the new wheelchair travel emote... ... ... sorry... is it still too soon?

* Christopher Walken... the only contact in the game that gives ALL his missions in voice-over format... takes 45 minutes to get your mission but entertaining as all heck to listen to...

* Keifer Sutherland... not bad but EVERY mission has a time limit...

* J.J. Abrams... oh please... pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

* George W Bush... every mission is a search for WMDs... and none has a single glowie in it...

(and... to be politically fair if not politically correct...)

* Bill Clinton... always gives the same "find the cigar" mission again and again... the second you accept the mission the glowie-sound can be heard... coming from his pants...

* Robin Williams... while on the mission map as your ally will not really help out but WILL change outfits and characters at least 500 times... has the attention span of a spastic squirrel... makes Fusionette look steady and well-adjusted...

* William Shatner... like Walken has all his contact info in the form of actual voice-overs... unlike Walken has a fast forward button... not that it helps much...

* The Cast of Twilight... sorry... they're not targetable...

* Justin Bieber... or Cousin It of the Addams family... we're actually not entirely sure which...

* The Bachelor/Bachelorette... Takes a league of at least 16 members to even speak to them in the first place... they will consider and start eliminating members of the league one at a time until there is only one left... the elimination process being done via kissing and other such mischief... unfortunately they will have to visit the hospital before actually giving a mission due to the need for a little shot of penicillin...

* Beastyle's Hair.... talk about your resurrections...

THIS is SteelClaw, read and weep Valencrime





hmm, politicians...

* Angela Merkel... after getting almost bored to death by the mission briefings... you realize that it´s just City of Heroes again... there´s no more Freedom.

Not funny? YES, I know

@Redcap

Seems a little harsh to be bombarding this guy with "You're not Steelclaw!!!" posts when he was just trying to crack a joke, eh?

Y? U wants to Walken to Mordor?

*ducks and runs*

@Redcap

Ladies and gentlemen, your search is over.

Silvio Berlusconi - Offers "Bunga Bunga" missions, but only to young female characters.

Al Gore - Send you on a variety of important missions, but they're all really, really boring.

Simon Cowell - Gives harsh criticism of your performance on missions.

Whitney Houston - Um......too soon.

Adele - In every mission she hands out, you are confronting and/or breaking up with her boyfriend or one of her ex-boyfriends.

Robert DeNiro - Double checks with you every time you contact him to make sure that you are, indeed, talkin' to him.

Nick Cage - Most of his missions won't have much of a plot. His missions may take you to some obscure locations. You may not even understand what it is he's asking you to do on some missions. But gosh darn it! They will be plentiful and probably leave you with a decent amount of inf.

Steelclaw...mate....you can't diss on Christopher Reeve, man. Even when he's gone. That's some sort of cardinal rule or something I just made up.



S.

The thing about Christopher Reeve is that even as he was completely debilitated, he was still doing awesomely noble stuff, supporting stem cell and spinal regeneration research. Hell, even as a completely paralyzed quadriplegic, he was still acting, with guest spots on The Practice and Smallville. Whenever I hear about some self-important actor twit complaining about how hard their job is or how much fame sucks, I want to shake them, point them at Christopher Reeve doing his thing from a wheelchair with zero mobility on his own, and say, "Nuh uh. You don't get to complain."

They can "reboot" the movies, get shiny pretty boys to put on tights, but Christopher Reeve will always be Superman to me. I'd rather watch The Quest for Peace than that horror that was released a few years ago any day. Not that I hate Brandon Routh, mind you; he did a great job in Chuck and seems like a nice guy. But Superman he ain't. Christopher Reeve, though, Superman he is.