Concerns about the new EULA
*Not that much of a joke; there was a school that did that with its take-home school issued laptop computers to "monitor the behavior" of the kids. It didn't turn out at all well when people found out.
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Well, not really considering how broad those EULA terms are. If they actually took it literally and tried to enforce it, it looks to me like they are claiming the right to do everything from install a keylogger to steal your bank password, to remotely turn on your webcam and watch you walk around naked*. I don't really think they will, but the EULA really is written ridiculously broadly; so much so that NCSoft would be protested and sued out of existence if they actually tried to exploit it as written.
*Not that much of a joke; there was a school that did that with its take-home school issued laptop computers to "monitor the behavior" of the kids. It didn't turn out at all well when people found out. |
Which this does, in no way, violate. Just like how you can say whatever you feel like and then get fired from a job over it, any company you do business with can terminate said contract if you say something they disagree with. There is no "Freedom of Speech" in a video game.
That is how he's misapplying it here. But you did give him a pretty good out to try to rationalize his misuse of the term by adding the paranoid webcam business he's sure to latch onto.
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Zwill, I appreciate your reply, but I don't think it'll help. If anything, you just added this already toxic thread to the community digest...
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That being said, it's important that you, as the customer, know our response, especially in regards to something as sensitive as individual privacy. Westely, and anyone else who is expressing concern, is well within their rights to do so. Take it from someone who puts his real name, identity and livelihood out there for the whole world to see; having the safety of your privacy is very important. I understand this as a consumer, as a gamer and as a father and husband.
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I agree, and I choose where I post very carefully.
That being said, it's important that you, as the customer, know our response, especially in regards to something as sensitive as individual privacy. Westely, and anyone else who is expressing concern, is well within their rights to do so. Take it from someone who puts his real name, identity and livelihood out there for the whole world to see; having the safety of your privacy is very important. I understand this as a consumer, as a gamer and as a father and husband. |
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Zwill, while I agree you said what needs to be said, I just would have done it in any of the non-Forum Rules breaking "I'm Quitting" threads that have popped up about the new EULA since September 1st instead of this one.
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Taser's "homeless man crying doom" analogy is really, really apt in this case.
Quite honestly, I'd have put some sort of statement like this into an announcement - "We understand there are some concerns, yadda yadda..." without bringing attention to someone's "Yet another I quit" post.
/this.
Taser's "homeless man crying doom" analogy is really, really apt in this case. Quite honestly, I'd have put some sort of statement like this into an announcement - "We understand there are some concerns, yadda yadda..." without bringing attention to someone's "Yet another I quit" post. |
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I think all this legalese is rather silly. They all say the same thing. "We can do whatever we want. You can't do anything. Most especially, you can never ever sue us no matter what we do. If you ever blink then that blinking signifies that you have read and agreed to this contract, and to any modifications we ever make to it, whether we tell you about them or not." As far as I can tell, that's what every piece of legalese junk I've ever agreed to has said. My choices seem to be "agree to everything every corporation asks of you, or go live in a cave." /shrug. It's not my favorite aspect of the 21st century, but that's what life has become.
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That section and one or two others are written into the EULA that way. It was a copy and paste, not Westley raging.
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I filed a bug report about it as deliberate obfuscation of the content, given that most of the EULA is written in ordinary mixed-case and paragraphs. Probably some lawyer just copied some boilerplate and didn't bother formatting it, but it's annoying, regardless. |
Thats because a lawyer wrote it and a lawyer can't be clear on something like that to save their life. If they can use big words that cover 20,000 things to describe the one expected situation you can bet that the lawyer will go for the biggest amount of coverage that they can.
The important thing to remember about EULA's are. A) They exist to CYA the company for standard things the company does. B) They have never actually been found to be enforcable. D) Having one protects you [thus the CYA aspect] from lawsuits for your standard practices because you posted the standard practice in the EULA. E) This is why the lawyer writing the bloody thing will try to make is as broad and general as they can. |
F) It they make the meaning casually (or even explicitly) vague and impenetrable, THEY get paid beaucop buckage to go to court to achieve the specificity they need for any case at hand. And they can do it over. And over. And over. And over. And (well, you get the idea).
Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.
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If you put a good cup on first the free punch in the balls can be fine.
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The cup doesn't stop you from experiencing excruciating, debilitating pain. What the cup does is give you a better chance of avoiding dangerous amounts of swelling and clots so that "Big Jim and the Twins" won't need to be amputated.
You're still going to be on the floor puking up your last meal WISHING someone had shot you in the head with a punt gun.
I have never seen a website EULA that makes the kinds of claims we're talking about.
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Among other things, it's not possible for most of them to do without installing software. I never install software unless the point is to use that software, and I have never installed software with this sort of EULA. |
ORLY?
Edit: Just to be clear, I'm not going to go quit over this or anything of the sort. Weighing my awareness of what they probably mean to do with this against my interest in continuing to play comes out in favor of staying. That doesn't mean I like this new EULA terminology - its far too broad, and I dislike on principal giving people permission to do things that I don't actually want them to have permission to do. I'm looking around to see if there's anything besides unsubscribing that I can do to apply useful pressure to get them to change it. Probably not, but it's at least worth looking into. |
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
They do not need permission to have the program send back its own memory. The main objection I have is to the clauses which, in theory, could allow them to view any memory or files on the computer.
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And you can talk about locking something down. Honestly, maybe you could. I don't know you. As such, I'm inclined to be skeptical in the face of such claims. No offense intended. Just a battle scarred veteran of far too many encounters with so-called "elite" users to ever take such claims at face value.
I don't honestly trust anyone (at least not unquestioningly). Not even that tubby ****** in the mirror. (He creeps me out!)
Let's just say that this is NOT the most hair-raising thing I've ever seen transcribed into contract law.
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From what I can see contract law appears to be a full contact battle between the teams of lawyers.
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Already wes? sheesh, think of baseball or margret thatcher.
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We have no plans to introduce malicious, harmful or intrusive software to your computers. While we do remain vigilant in our fight against exploits (we will be introducing a new anti exploit measure, server side, come Issue 21, but more about that later) we also respect your right to privacy and will not gather any information without your explicit permission (i.e.; you agreeing to send us crash/bug/whatever feedback via the launcher functionality).
I understand your concerns, but please be assured, we are keeping our watchdog on a leash.
You can't try to rationalize with the barefoot homeless person on the street corner screaming that the End is Nigh. And if you hold a press conference to assure him that the End is very much down the line and not close at all, you are just giving him the attention his barefoot homelessness requires.
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