Would you become a superhero?
Heels?
You realize what an incredible hinderance heels are to doing anything that involves more than just basic walking on a flat surface? Let me put it this way, suit or no suit, if you're in heels, any half-decent athlete will OWN you in most possible competitions, other than a bench press. They impede the human body that much. The only reason comic book heroines (or villainesses) survive past their first day is because comic books run on Rule of Cool. Try to apply the same approach to your own life and you WILL get yourself killed, if you don't cripple yourself before someone else gets to you. |
You'd be surprised how some people can move in heels and those aint no small heels either, now just imagine her with super powers XD.
The moment the nation hears there's a super running loose in my city, the media will descend on it, as will every tourist imaginable, causing crime and harm to skyrocket as people set stupid traps to try to capture the super. That makes the police mad, the governor calls out the National Guard to assist, and the president offers to assist by having Langley watch the city from spy satellites. I'm not nearly as concerned with helicopters as I am with the unseen "eye in the sky". It becomes the biggest regional manhunt since the DC snipers.
At that point, I will suddenly show up briefly in the city 60 miles north.
Actually, I cannot think of doing anything but being the hero. Not because I'm a glory hound, but because it is the chance to do right. I'm steeped in the lore of the "old" non-angst heroes (Lone Ranger, Phantom, Sgt. Preston, Doc Savage, etc.) and I can't see myself shirking the chance.
That said, I would probably begin making discrete inquiries into the full law regarding citizen's arrest. I'd also look into training to be a SWAT team member and see if I could not take a legal way to use the suit.
I would don the suit as a hero, I think though I'd use it for reaslly big stuff like disasters of all sorts from extreme weather to say a ship sinking to terrorist attacks. I think my biggest problem though would be deciding how far to go? As a super would it be acceptable to say go free people who have been falsely accused of spying and could face a death penalty? The problem here is if I'm the only super on the planet and nominally based in the US what do I do when my own government is practicing the same policies?
and while I might play a vigilante in game, as a real world super, I wouldn't go on a killing spree in an attempt to make things better. I might trash your operation and deliver you to the authorities but killing would only be an option if innocent people were in immediate jepordy and it was a last option.
And what do I do about say my family? Where do I draw the line? I have a brother in the military and what if I see him on TV held hostage? Do I go in and free him and his buddies? Do I sit there and watch him die just so some hardliners can show they mean business? How do I tell my family I had to let my brother die because I represent something bigger than a bunch of ******* countries posturing over a bunch of useless crap?
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Sell it. After making sure (a) there's nobody out looking for it ("Apple presses charges after loss of iSuit" - no thanks) and (b) I get some sort of legal contract set up not just to give me a percentage of whatever profits come from it, on top of the initial cost, but that the tech is used as widely as possible - military, police, fire being the obvious ones, but also construction, disaster rescue, returning mobility conveniently to those that have lost it, who knows what else.
Ye of little faith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0anIVqYYyM
You'd be surprised how some people can move in heels and those aint no small heels either, now just imagine her with super powers XD. |
Imagine her with super powers, hmmm... With 100x strength and high heels, the holes left behind when she walks...
Ye of little faith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0anIVqYYyM
You'd be surprised how some people can move in heels and those aint no small heels either, now just imagine her with super powers XD. |
Can't I have a magic sword instead, or inconspicuous nanomachines that give me psychic powers?
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I think that's actually a good example of how much heels are limiting. You can see the effort she's putting into moving with them. It's obvious she has a lot of experience with them, but imagine how much more she could do without them.
Imagine her with super powers, hmmm... With 100x strength and high heels, the holes left behind when she walks... |
You'd be surprised how easy it is to fall and injure yourself in heels when you aren't on a solid flat stage where there's no random unseen foreign objects to slip on, no unexpected protuberances, uneven pavement blocks, potholes, sidewalk ventilation grates, soft earth, ice, oil, fine gravel, etc.
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Having said all that I think it's fair to say that the "magic" of superpowers can easily trump the real physics involved in balancing yourself in heels. If you have super strength and/or reflexes like in the comic books (or even in CoH) then I could see that the problems you'd normally have with trying to fight crime in pumps wouldn't really apply. I guess what I'm saying is that even though it may not be very "realistic" for Wonder Woman to run around in high heels I can at least accept it to some degree because she's a fictional character with a fictional excuse for why she can do what she does.
Since Kitsune9tails set the ground rules for this thread we'll just have to live with the "real world" version of super heels instead of the "magical" comic book version.
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I also say this because the suit doesn't really give me any powers I'd like to have, like superhuman intelligence.
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#6 (something else). Travel. I'd go places that I normally couldn't go: mountains, jungles, etc. Probably take to climbing up high skyscrapers and other dangerous locations because I could, etc, and generally just wandering and exploring (I'm weird that way) in relatively safety. I'd still would try to be as discreet as possible, not wanting to give away the suit's secrets. Then...
#3 (testing) While doing the above, I'd be discovering what the suit can do. Knowing how it amplifies abilities, I'd probably try to make some money with it, preferably mostly legal haha. I can think of lots of ways that super strength, toughness, and great communication ability would lend towards accumulating wealth. As I got richer, I'd find ways to amplify my abilities: make/have made special tough, fast bicycles that are powered by me (my suit), self-powered gliders as well (if I'm that strong, I could probably push a pedaled/prop glider pretty fast). Heck, being 100 times as strong, I could probably use workable wings. This should help in my 'getting around' ability. Finally...
#5 I think my inner heroine would finally come out and I'd try to do something about the bad things that go on in the world. I'd likely get into a world of trouble, but I still think I'd try. By then, maybe I've built a good enough communcation network and travelling ability, along with some base of operations (or 3), where I can maintain some sort of secret identity, if not actually keep my existence mostly a secret (doubtful, modern intel is awfully good and finding out what they want to).
When I'm finally caught (it's likely inevitable no matter my precautions), I'd hope to 'make a deal' in which I can become 'deputized' or whatever, and actually become a legal law-enforcer, preferably still clandestine so as to be able to keep some sort of normal life outside of enforcing. This would, of course, involve convincing the powers-that-be into letting me keep using the suit (maybe a slight possibility once they figure out it only works for me and assuming they can't reproduce),
more likely... maybe they'll just confiscate it from me and keep experimenting. Let's be real - once the governments are hellbent on getting you, it will be just a matter of time. Perhaps I'd spend sometime imprisoned as they experiment on me to find out why the suit only works for me. Maybe, eventually, they'll revert to letting me use it again (but only as their agent). More likely, I'll be released a some point (probably years), a poor broken shell, never to see the suit again, telling people what I used to be, and them looking at me like I'm one of those UFO-abductee claimers...
I hope I never get a suit like this...
Hmm. After reading some of the responses here, (some good, some bad), if I got my hands on it... and if I could muster the will to do what I currently consider the 'right thing', I think I would... destroy it.
The amount of bad stuff that could happen so far outweighs the amount of good, that I think we can't yet trust that kind of power to one person. (Not that it's completely godlike, but still).
Just one example of how it might be seen by others: imagine the threat people of differing cultures might feel if, for example, the USA got a hold of this tech. (I use differing here to mean, 'disagreeing with'.) If I were them, I think I might feel... threatened. And feeling threatened, well, Yoda said it: "Fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering."
Superman, which is what people would think of the wearer of this suit as, (though Supes is much stronger), wouldn't really work in the real world - it would be hard to find someone willing to restrain their use of their superpowers to that extent, and a whole buncha problems would ensue the more it was used.
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Hmm. After reading some of the responses here, (some good, some bad), if I got my hands on it... and if I could muster the will to do what I currently consider the 'right thing', I think I would... destroy it.
The amount of bad stuff that could happen so far outweighs the amount of good, that I think we can't yet trust that kind of power to one person. (Not that it's completely godlike, but still). Just one example of how it might be seen by others: imagine the threat people of differing cultures might feel if, for example, the USA got a hold of this tech. (I use differing here to mean, 'disagreeing with'.) If I were them, I think I might feel... threatened. And feeling threatened, well, Yoda said it: "Fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering." Superman, which is what people would think of the wearer of this suit as, (though Supes is much stronger), wouldn't really work in the real world - it would be hard to find someone willing to restrain their use of their superpowers to that extent, and a whole buncha problems would ensue the more it was used. |
I think the difference with Superman is that his powers are natural to him. I don't need to be as weak as a baby seal to want to protect them.
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Hmm. After reading some of the responses here, (some good, some bad), if I got my hands on it... and if I could muster the will to do what I currently consider the 'right thing', I think I would... destroy it.
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Assuming humans made the suit in the first place, they could easily just build more so my destroying one suit would accomplish nothing. If the suit was only mildly more advanced than Earthly technology then:
- It will be rather easy to reverse engineer.
- Soon many countries will possess that technology anyway.
I think this becomes one of the central messages in later issues of Iron Man. At first Tony is the only one who has the suit but eventually the Crimson Dynamo and Titanium Man showed the world that the Soviets had suits, SHIELD got suits, cops got suits and on and on. Pretty soon nearly every minor villain Stark faced had some variation on his designs or suits that they developed independently.
So instead, if anything, I want to study the suit closely and share that knowledge with world. Pretty much I'd go the Reed Richards route.
If no-one steps forward to claim patents, fine, I'd claim them. But I'd share it with the world because all the technology behind that suit could have all kinds of applications in many areas besides the suit itself. Who knows how it could revolutionize medical technology or transportation or building design or something even more unexpected. Would it be right to prevent the world from knowing these things?
I agree that nuclear weapons on utterly horrible, but that genie has long since left the bottle and, I think, relinquishing that knowledge is unrealistic.
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If I were in my 20s, I would probably consider using the suit and becoming a superhero. It would require a lot of research into how to keep a low profile, and targets worthy of attention. Just going after street crime on the low scale probably isn't worth the effort and risks involved.
However as I'm nowhere near my 20s anymore, and injuries are easier to come by, and longer to heal, I would have to pass. The trick of the matter would be finding a worth individual to hand it off to. I don't really know that there's much in the way of institutions I'd trust with that equipment.
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ANyway, onto my answer, delivered whil eim out you say? Pikeys around here will nick it im afraid...
or, if they were kind enough to not steal my post.... ><
I would probably do number 5, and I probably wouldnt trust my other half to keep my identity secret, he'd tell his mum and she would tell everyone and his sister would sell me out for money, so it would be a big secret.
Now how I would keep it a secret would be a bit of a doozy, living in a 2 bed flat near town is hardly Wayne manor and batcave worthy, theres a skylight right outside my door, but it would be too risky, so I would probably conduct so low-key Robin Hooding from generally bad people.
and try to fob it off as a lottery win or something to upgrade my abode to something easier to keep a secret in.
Then, especially since the thing only works for me, I would maybe approach a gov agency to try and get directed in helping, or if not, I would pobably take the less than honorable approach, and be judge jury and executioner, nott so much on the low key guys, but (and these really depends on how far you can feasibly get there and back in the thing, depending on what it can augment and waht powers it has?) the big guys.
How much easier would this Libyan revolution have been had someone in a big powersuit turned up a kicked Gadaffi another one?