Primals for Anti-Matter: It's easier to appreciate genius when it's melting your skull.


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Dear Anti-Matter, you are awesome and don't need to cry yourself to sleep every night.

And here is why!

  • You've got an awesome color scheme. It totally screams "I am master of the forces of the universe!" Which you TOTALLY ARE.
  • It takes at least twice as many people to beat you up than it does to beat up Neuron. Which means you're at least TWICE AS BETTER.
  • You can one shot my soft-capped brute, while making him feel insecure about his manhood.
  • Jessica only ignores you because you're SO AWESOME that she's insecure in your presence.
  • You make this cool FREEEEEEM noise.
  • You have a base in SPAAAAAAACE! And everyone loves space.
  • You have THREE AURAS! AT ONCE! Even Incarnates can only handle one at a time!
Which is why I am founding the Primals for Anti-Matter foundation. (Or PAM, but I'm not sure that name will stick.)

Because we appreciate your genius! Especially when it's melting our faces.

P.S.: I'm sorry for punching you in the face on my aforementioned brute.
P.P.S.: You're welcome to come visit us on Primal Earth. Everything'll con grey to you anyway, so you can just chill with us. Just be sure not to bring any Incarnate Salvage with you, as some people get jumpy.


 

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You forgot the big one.

Orbital Lab.

[edit / bah]
Brain got stuck on moon base somehow.


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Originally Posted by reiella View Post
You forgot the big one.

Orbital Lab.

[edit / bah]
Brain got stuck on moon base somehow.
How could I forget SPAAAAACE?

Anti-Matter is the best at space.


 

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Anti-Matter confirmed for Bro Tier in the Praetorian Loyalist arcs.

I was really disappointed he became the final boss in an Incarnate trial, instead of joining Vanguard or something.


 

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Well, we did to try to take his Reactors.

Granted, vaporizing an island is kind of extreme, but we can make up? Right?


 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
(Or PAM, but I'm not sure that name will stick.)
I am such a simpleton in Anti-Matter's presence that I laughed at that.

(Truth: I laughed. Out loud. I'm sure it's not exactly "new material" but I hadn't heard that one before... I'm not big on cooking jokes.)


 

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Originally Posted by ScottyB View Post
I am such a simpleton in Anti-Matter's presence that I laughed at that.

(Truth: I laughed. Out loud. I'm sure it's not exactly "new material" but I hadn't heard that one before... I'm not big on cooking jokes.)
We are all simpletons compared to Anti-Matter.

(Also I just made it up on the spot when I noticed the Acronym, so thank you. )


 

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Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
hmm... the OP left out the fact that Anti-Matter has THREE auras.
THREE! Yes!

At once!

That's two more than normal!


 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
Primals for Anti-Matter: it's easier to appreciate genius when it's melting your face.
I would like to nominate this for CoH: Best thread name 2011.


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Antimatter can't come to Primal Earth because Blue Steel is here.

If the two of them ever meet, it'd form a awesome singularity of such power as to wipe all of existence out.


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Originally Posted by DLancer View Post
Antimatter can't come to Primal Earth because Blue Steel is here.

If the two of them ever meet, it'd form a awesome singularity of such power as to wipe all of existence out.
But Blue Steel doesn't have -any- auras.

So Anti-Matter is inherently three times as awesome.


 

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I have a character who dresses up as Anti-Matter every Halloween just to annoy Positron. The real benefit of having the Positron's Ally and Freedom Phalanx Reserve badges is knowing you could get away with that.


 

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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon View Post
I have a character who dresses up as Anti-Matter every Halloween just to annoy Positron. The real benefit of having the Positron's Ally and Freedom Phalanx Reserve badges is knowing you could get away with that.

The Anti-Matter Halloween Costume is 90% more awesome than the Hamidon Halloween Costume, and with a 70% less chance of accidental asphyxiation.

This is a fact.

This also gives me an idea for a time/rad defender.


 

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Behold!



My tribute to the 54 inches of satisfactory pancake that is Anti-Matter.


 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
  • It takes at least twice as many people to beat you up than it does to beat up Neuron. Which means you're at least TWICE AS BETTER.
Don't forget: while other Incarnate Trial foes are little girls and keep trying to summon backup, ANTI-MATTER TAKES ON A WHOLE GROUP OF INCARNATES BY HIMSELF.
Possibly WITHOUT the additional support of the Well Cole's been passing out to other Praetors like candy, but Anti-matter? He just needs his GENIUS!


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Originally Posted by AzureSkyCiel View Post
Don't forget: while other Incarnate Trial foes are little girls and keep trying to summon backup, ANTI-MATTER TAKES ON A WHOLE GROUP OF INCARNATES BY HIMSELF.
Possibly WITHOUT the additional support of the Well Cole's been passing out to other Praetors like candy, but Anti-matter? He just needs his GENIUS!

That's right! No Adds, baby!

Anti-Matter: The Genius with a Heart of Anti-Gold, and Pancakes of Anti-Steel.

And death beams of Anti-YOUR FACE.


 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
But Blue Steel doesn't have -any- auras.

So Anti-Matter is inherently three times as awesome.
You do realize what happens when you get a superpowered division-by-zero error?

It's bad. The overlooked Terra Volta Y2K bug paled in comparison.


 

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Definitely a card carrying member of PAM


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Originally Posted by Agahnim View Post
Definitely a card carrying member of PAM
We have cards? WHY WASN'T I GIVEN ONE?!


 

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I agree with Golden Girl.

Anti-Matter -is- built like a tank.

Of science.

And he's even heavily armored!


 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
How could I forget SPAAAAACE?

Anti-Matter is the best at space.
Traces from Antimatter's space base discovered.


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