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Lord Recluse, I Choose YOU!

2short2care

By 2short2care,
Posted on: 2011-07-29 07:30 in CoH and CoV General Discussions

 

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Originally Posted by Mr. DJ View Post
We need consistency! Think of the children!!!
What is it with all these people that think of children every time they see sexual imagery? Pervs! That's just so wrong....

 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
* Dark_Respite: Stop! STOP!! This is all wrong! This room is FAR too small for me to properly film a battle scene. Okay everyone! Exit the mission! Give me twenty minutes to set up a small AE mission with these enemies on an outdoor map...
*grins*

Other responses might include...

* Dark_Respite: "All right, videographer in da house! I'm here, look awesome! Um, that's not awesome. Actually, that's kinda mediocre. And you want me to film this?"

* Dark_Respite: "Hi, thanks for the summon, now I can film- uh, scuse me, I'm not here to film YOUR stuff, thank you very much. I need a demofile of a hero getting his butt stomped and this should do nicely. Yeah... but I'm demoediting your opponent. No you're not fighting Recluse... actually, you're getting beaten by a Gear."

* Dark_Respite: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, what? Oh, sure. 'Hey, D_R, film this.' 'Hey, D_R, film this.' Are YOU paying me at least? Didn't think so."

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
Please insert one dirty Master Ball joke here.

Or not. Because Desdemona is a CLASSY LADY. >

 

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That was great Steelclaw!

 

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Originally Posted by Megajoule View Post
Wrong answer, Ray.
The girlfriend is always right in these matters.
Being radioactive/spewing antimatter tends to put a crimp in one's social development vis-a-vi interacting with members of the opposite sex.

He may just not know that.


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Dark_Respite: Dammit Hyperstrike! Were you not listening? I said WAIT before engaging this next mob!

Hyperstrike: *Emerges from tank-lock and extracts his fist from the boss' spleen* Uh. What?


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
There are some Things That Should Not Be.

This is also something funny and Desdemona-realted - http://thepunkeffect.com/?p=2618 - a live action Desperate Guy and Turndown Girl - and Avatea's reaction in the background near the end is pretty funny too
XD

I don't suppose we can add in a cut of that song to Desperate Guy's dialogue loop?

Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"

"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell

 

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Originally Posted by Chase_Arcanum View Post
What is it with all these people that think of children every time they see sexual imagery? Pervs! That's just so wrong....

 

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Unfortunately, yes. Yes I do. I just unpacked my new keyboard and monitor last week. Damn you Steelclaw...

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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
Do you have any earthly idea how painful it is to inhale a mouthful of Honeycombs and milk up one's nose because one started laughing? And as if that weren't bad enough, I read Positron's and nearly spewed it all over my desk. Or maybe it was 'nearly vomited', not sure. But still...

Painful.

But hilarious.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

 

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Mindscythe: "What? Fight? Pfffft... I don't fight, I ridicule! I report! I provide the soundtrack for your epic battle! So turn down the in-game music, and get ready for some hard-rockin' retaliation from radio, Radio, RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO FREE... hey! Wait for me, I just have to pack up the microphones and the computer..."

 

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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
Now that's what I call Demon Summoning!

There also seems to be some sort of new Dark Fangrrl Ener-Gi secondary going on in this picture ...

It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...

 

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Originally Posted by Rangle M. Down View Post
I'm still trying to figure out why Zwillinger is holding the Pikachu.
That is not Zwillinger.

Zwillinger is a male.

 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
That is not Zwillinger.

Zwillinger is a male.
Are we sure?


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Originally Posted by Hyperstrike View Post
Are we sure?
...Are you going to check? Because I'm not.

 

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Originally Posted by Hyperstrike View Post
Being radioactive/spewing antimatter tends to put a crimp in one's social development vis-a-vi interacting with members of the opposite sex.

He may just not know that.
And now you have me imagining that "snuggle time" has to take place in the basement of a hardened bunker, and after they're done nobody can go in until the radiation dissipates... and the constant ghostly screams.

By the catapillars hooka you WILL smile!

 

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Captain Castillo: Why you have summoned me and my well-tailored uniform to fight such unworthy opponents? ... Say, is that reflection of me I see in armor? Oh, who is most handsome of air pirates~?

Honoree: Was taking: Nap. Must ask: Lady Grey: Better accommodations than cramped canister.

Frostfire: Me? Really? Me?

Lady Jane: I'm just going to run ahead and aggro every mob I find. Bye!

Ms. Liberty: Don't mind me, I'm just going to stand here and look magnificent while everyone else fights around me.

Frostfire: No, really? Me?

Tyrant: The things I do to fund my war machine. Very well, where are the rebel scu- er- I mean, the targets?

Blood Widow Ricki * Tide Shifter * T-34 * Opposite Reaction * Shaolin Midnight * ChernobylCheerleader

 

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I summon... Beefcake!

Beefcake: "What, you want me to fight THOSE guys? No thanks, I already have the badge for them. Can we do something else?"

I summon... Malaise!

Malaise: "Nope, sorry, I'm a villain today!" *Turns on you*

grr, fine, I summon... A RIKTI DROPSHIP!

Dropship: Pew pew pew!

-STEELE =)


Allied to all sides so that no matter what, I'll come out on top!
Oh, and Crimson demands you play this arc-> Twisted Knives (MA Arc #397769)

 

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Originally Posted by EmperorSteele View Post
I summon... A RIKTI DROPSHIP!

Dropship: Pew pew pew!
Rikti Bombers do not go "pew pew pew!"



Rikti Bombers go ZOT!
(for those of us who read B.C. comics)

It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...

 

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Originally Posted by NightErrant View Post
Please insert one dirty Master Ball joke here.
"Pikachu, I choose you!" *fling*
*thump*
"Ummm... Maybe we need to start putting air holes in the Pokeballs..."

"But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses."
-- Bruce Leverett, Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers

 

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Originally Posted by srmalloy View Post
"Pikachu, I choose you!" *fling*
*thump*
"Ummm... Maybe we need to start putting air holes in the Pokeballs..."
* Lord Recluse, I choose YOU! (Creeeek thud) Whoa... limited interior space... ummm... okay, someone help me unfold him.

* Hamidon, I choose YOU! (fling... boing.. Boing... BOING... BO-INGGGGG) whoa! jell-o mold + hyper condensed Hamidon = superball physics!

* Positron, I choose YOU! (fling... whump.... woman's shriek... sounds of bare flesh hitting pavement) Numina! How did YOU get in there with Posi?!

* Okay, so I'm fighting Freakshow which are probably electric type and I've got Widow, who's a ghost type, Mako is water type... Scirocco... crap, someone get me my manual... I've forgotten what Emo-Type is strong against!

* Captain Castillo, I choose YOU! (fling, thump) "Egads, it's about time! Do you have any idea how confining it is in that bloody thing?! Where's my mirror? Oh dear gods! MY HAIR!" (dives back inside the ball)

* Swan, I choose YOU! (fling, thump-thump, sounds of strange quacking/grunting) Oh EW! I'm SO sorry Miss Swan! I had no idea he was in there... BAD PSYDUCK! Stop doing that to her leg!

* Anti-Matter, I choose YOU! (fling, tap-tap-tap-tap, roll stop) Anti-Matter? Anti-Matter... what's that? You say you're not coming out until someone explains why you got just a regular old pokeball while Neuron got a Masterball?

* Huh... I can't for the life of me remember who is in this one... ah well, one way to find out... Mystery Guest, I choose YOU! (fling, thump) A Praetorian Guard? I don't remember even having a Prae... what's that? Willie Wheeler? Uh, sure Willie... yeah, I guess it's cool that you got that costume code from the Developers... Comic Con, huh? Not bad... Ready to go to battle, huh? You DO Realize the code just makes you LOOK like a Praetorian Guard... it doesn't actually give you any powers, right? Willie? Where are you going? Willie? Oh for the love of... ah well... every game system has it's magikarp I suppose.

My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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* Steelclaw, I Choose YOU! (Fling ... CRATER-thunk) The top ten reasons for why this was a really bad idea:

  • #10: Half-wits like NPCs are immune to Humor Debuffing.
  • #9: That purse has more INF than XP in it, dude ... just give it up.
  • #8: ...

It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...