Lord Recluse, I Choose YOU!
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2short2care,
Posted on: 2011-07-29 07:30 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
MoltenSlowa: WHY CAN'T I SUMMON BACON YET?!?!?
Dechs Kaison: Summon Epic WS +special
Detailed info: Summon hostile spawn of +4x8 Malta for 3 seconds
Yes, every time you summon Dechs you must take an alpha!
Steelclaw: Summon Steelclaw +special
When Steelclaw is summoned the player does a combo Laptop and spew animation.
Yes, every time you summon Steelclaw You need a new keyboard!
Golden Girl: Summon Golden Girl +special
When Golden Girl is summoned she /e 
A random player is instantly told they need to log back into the game.
Yes the forum log out bug has reached the game itself!
Murphys Military Law
#23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
#46. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
#54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Bwahahahahahahahaha! Rule number 6!
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Originally Posted by William_Valence
Dechs Kaison: Summon Epic WS +special
Detailed info: Summon hostile spawn of +4x8 Malta for 3 seconds Yes, every time you summon Dechs you must take an alpha! |
Where to now?
Check out all my guides and fiction pieces on my blog.
The MFing Warshade | The Last Rule of Tanking | The Got Dam Mastermind
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Thought you might like that one 
Murphys Military Law
#23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
#46. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
#54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Zwillinger: You summoned me to help you defeat Statesman? Okay, let me just finish looking at this action figure on Arbiter Donut's desk...
20 minutes later
Zwillinger: Oh hey, everything's dead! Guess you don't need me, but I'd love to talk about the world's largest tape ball...
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Actually, yes. I have tried playing a Warshade. Only to level 33 though. It's not a playstyle I particularly enjoy.
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison
*Dechs Kaison: You're not playing a Warshade. Have you tried playing a Warshade? There's this pretty good guide out there for one... Let me get you the link.
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Golden Girl: Hold on... let me check something first... okay, I'm moving my head back and forth... is my hair moving? No, I mean is it moving independently of my head like REAL hair is supposed to? No? The Devs promised me I'd get moving hair! THOSE (remainder of dialog removed as it violates the Teen Rating)
Zwillinger: I refused to become a summonable character until they provided my Avatar with a few.... umm... "extras"... I am proud to announce that I am the only character in City of Heroes history who has an emote for every dance number in Chorus Line, West Side Story, Oklahoma and a few others... here let me show you a few (dozen) of my favorites...
Zwillinger (alternative): First ever Scrapper with the Dance Fight power set baaaabeeeee!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
YAY!
Haha, poor Steelclaw... Every time he gets summoned, he has to start his tournament over and delete all of his characters...
Steelclaw: I've been summoned again?? Okay, how many are in this league... Can you PLEASE ALL summon me again, there's 1, 2, 3, 4... Hrm... no, not enough... anyone in a big SG? $@#*!!! *deletes self*
@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
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Zwillinger: Level 50+8 Dance Gun/Dance Fight Scrapper LFT!
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Golden Girl: Hold on... let me check something first... okay, I'm moving my head back and forth... is my hair moving? No, I mean is it moving independently of my head like REAL hair is supposed to? No? The Devs promised me I'd get moving hair! THOSE (remainder of dialog removed as it violates the Teen Rating)
Zwillinger: I refused to become a summonable character until they provided my Avatar with a few.... umm... "extras"... I am proud to announce that I am the only character in City of Heroes history who has an emote for every dance number in Chorus Line, West Side Story, Oklahoma and a few others... here let me show you a few (dozen) of my favorites... Zwillinger (alternative): First ever Scrapper with the Dance Fight power set baaaabeeeee! |
I would totally summon Willie Wheeler just to watch him die. Something about him makes me want to shove him off that cliff he stands next to.
>_>
<_<
*summons the Test version of Steelclaw*
@Brightfires - @Talisander
That chick what plays the bird-things...
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Darn, you beat me to it...
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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight
YAY! Haha, poor Steelclaw... Every time he gets summoned, he has to start his tournament over and delete all of his characters... Steelclaw: I've been summoned again?? Okay, how many are in this league... Can you PLEASE ALL summon me again, there's 1, 2, 3, 4... Hrm... no, not enough... anyone in a big SG? $@#*!!! *deletes self* |
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(*is reminded that she needs to leave another care package in Protean's secret drop box*) |
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Manticore: Okay... that's it... I'm not fighting ANYONE until you tell me why so many of you morons are summoning with tears in your eyes. Heck, the last one summoned me "just to say goodbye one last time." Now SPILL! What the heck is wrong with all you players? What do you mean you wanted one more look before the Developers off me?!?
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AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!
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Hubba hubba!
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Originally Posted by Amerikatt
(*is reminded that she needs to leave another care package in Protean's secret drop box*)
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Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
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*I KNEW IT!*|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Television: Well, no, as a matter of fact I can't help you with the actual fighting... I AM only a TV after all... what can I do then? I can edit the footage and replay the battle after the fact to make it LOOK like you didn't get your a** kicked.
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Television is jealous of Michelle's skills at /demorecord ...
* Redlynne: Whoa ... my sneakers can do more damage than your sword. My sneakers can stomp ENTIRE GALAXIES!!! EAT FEET!! Boot to the Head!
* Redlynne: Come over here where I can kick you into cardiac arrest!
It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...
heh these are hilarious
*Necrotech Master - Summon me another 50 times until i get the badge for being summoned
*Necrotech Master (alternative) - There better be a badge for in here somewhere...
Andy Belford
Community Manager
Paragon Studios
There are some Things That Should Not Be.
This is also something funny and Desdemona-realted - http://thepunkeffect.com/?p=2618 - a live action Desperate Guy and Turndown Girl - and Avatea's reaction in the background near the end is pretty funny too
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
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Someone in my thread has made a post that has both blatant sexual imagery and obviously advertises for a game that is NOT City of Heroes.
Please have him arrested.
Thank you,
Steelclaw
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
* Black Scorpion: So you didn't summon me to fight anyone, but your car's battery has died and you need a "push"? Uh, huh. Hop in and I'll give your car a "push" you'll never forget.
Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....
Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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We need consistency! Think of the children!!!
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Dear Moderators,
Someone in my thread has made a post that has both blatant sexual imagery and obviously advertises for a game that is NOT City of Heroes. Please have him arrested. Thank you, Steelclaw |
Another good one Steelclaw, I love your lists.
*2short2care: LET ME AT EM, LET ME AT EM, I'LL BITE THEIR ANKLES OFF!!!
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Infernal: Oh no... You haven't... You couldn't... Tell me it's not true... Please tell me I'm not bound to your spandex!
----- Union's finest underachiever -----
Farewell CITY of HEROES
The First, the Last, the One.
Union: @ominousvoice2059
* Chaos Creator (primarily due to his forum avatar): Hey, what are you and Arcanaville doing in Wentworths? Shopping? Let me just take a look at... ACK! What are you doing?! That's it... looks like I'm going to have to teach you how to buy things on the market without getting ripped off. Just... (wide smile)... give me a shopping list and all your money and I'll not only buy the things you need... I'll even show you how to turn a profit...