What I think of when seeing the new CoT


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I was going to poo-poo this multi-post of the same topic...but I was wrong.

The sexy assets of the new CoT deserve a thread of their own.


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I've previously said that buttcapes would help the new CoT look.

Now...

Now I fear it might make it worse.

(Actually, I still think it would help the look. Heck, even regular capes would help. Those guys in the trailer with the arcane/high collar robes and hoods now look more mage-like than the Circle of Thorns!)


 

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Originally Posted by blueruckus View Post
"Stupid Sexy Energy Mage."
+1 Rep!


 

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Somehow, I knew exactly what this would be before I even clicked it.

"Feels like wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."


 

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My first week in the game, I saw a character with the name "Stupid Sexy Flanders", and they had done a really good job of making Flanders' ski outfit. To this day I wish I had known about the /screenshot command at the time.


 

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"StupidSexyEnergyMage" fits in the name slot, if I counted right. If I were in the market for a new 'troller...


 

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Originally Posted by blueruckus View Post
What I think of when seeing the new CoT
Sing it with me!

We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights,
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.

[Dance number, chorus line style, complete with ghosts]

We're Thorns, MANLY Thorns, we're Thorns in tights. Yeah!
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights (tight tights),
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.
When you need XP, just come find the Thorns in tights!

We're butch.


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Originally Posted by Eva Destruction View Post
Dechs, between this and the OP you have ensured that no one will take the revamped CoT seriously, ever.
It's the Circle of Thorns. Like anyone takes them seriously now.


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Originally Posted by Eva Destruction View Post
Dechs, between this and the OP you have ensured that no one will take the revamped CoT seriously, ever.
This is not to say I take the Thorns seriously now, but at least it's not a costume issue.


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
Sing it with me!

We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights,
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.

[Dance number, chorus line style, complete with ghosts]

We're Thorns, MANLY Thorns, we're Thorns in tights. Yeah!
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights (tight tights),
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.
When you need XP, just come find the Thorns in tights!

We're butch.
You, sir, win the golden codpiece for that performance!

Brava! Well done!

But you do realize that for this reason alone I MUST DEMAND that the new CoT costumes stay in the game, right?



This whole thread has made my day!


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Originally Posted by Smiling_Joe View Post
You, sir, win the golden codpiece for that performance!

Brava! Well done!
Thank you, sir!

By the way, have you noticed my intriguing thread recently posted in the Kheldian sections?


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Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
Where do i find the circle of thrones in Kingrow?
I believe what you're looking for is the Game of Thrones, which you can find in the Culture section of the forums.


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
Thank you, sir!

By the way, have you noticed my intriguing thread recently posted in the Kheldian sections?
Your mf'ing build thread? Yes, although I'll confess I haven't had time to read past the initial post.

BTW, I tend to read the entire post before clicking any links, so no - you didn't get me back.


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
Sing it with me!

We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights,
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.

[Dance number, chorus line style, complete with ghosts]

We're Thorns, MANLY Thorns, we're Thorns in tights. Yeah!
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights (tight tights),
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.
When you need XP, just come find the Thorns in tights!

We're butch.
LOVE THAT!!!!!!!

Ok, I am happy with the new Thorns now. Devs, sexy girls are a dime a dozen in this game, we need us some sexy men

Lisa.


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You've got the power
winners are losers
who got up and gave it just one more try

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Originally Posted by McCharraigin View Post
Ok, I am happy with the new Thorns now. Devs, sexy girls are a dime a dozen in this game, we need us some sexy men
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Originally Posted by Smiling_Joe View Post
This whole thread has made my day!
Hear, hear! Thanks Dechs, I can imagine a music video in the works featuring close-up shots and dance emotes from the party pack... and I can't get the mental image out of my head. Help!


 

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Originally Posted by McCharraigin View Post
LOVE THAT!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Sakiya View Post
Hear, hear! Thanks Dechs,
I'm glad I could make somebody laugh.

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Originally Posted by Sakiya View Post
I can imagine a music video in the works featuring close-up shots and dance emotes from the party pack... and I can't get the mental image out of my head. Help!
If I had access to the new CoT models and I were Dark_Respite, I'd be making a video of this right now. Good $deity would that be hilarious.


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Everything Dark Armor | The Softcap
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
I'm glad I could make somebody laugh.



If I had access to the new CoT models and I were Dark_Respite, I'd be making a video of this right now. Good $deity would that be hilarious.
Stupid Sexy CoT+Ski Chalet+Demo Editor+Samuraiko...


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
Sing it with me!

We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights,
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.

[Dance number, chorus line style, complete with ghosts]

We're Thorns, MANLY Thorns, we're Thorns in tights. Yeah!
We roam around Perez Park looking for fights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights.
We'll steal your body and kick out your soul, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're Thorns, we're Thorns in tights (tight tights),
Always on guard, reciting demonic rites.
When you need XP, just come find the Thorns in tights!

We're butch.
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
I'm glad I could make somebody laugh.

If I had access to the new CoT models and I were Dark_Respite, I'd be making a video of this right now. Good $deity would that be hilarious.
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Stupid Sexy CoT+Ski Chalet+Demo Editor+Samuraiko...
Actually, I had originally intended to use Longbow (or Paragon Protectors) for that song for CoVideoHell, but I may switch to the new CoT IF those models stay in the game. I've already got the entire choreography routine worked out.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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There it is.

This is why you'll never get to retire.


There are no words for what this community, and the friends I have made here mean to me. Please know that I care for all of you, yes, even you. If you Twitter, I'm MrThan. If you're Unleashed, I'm dumps. I'll try and get registered on the Titan Forums as well. Peace, and thanks for the best nine years anyone could ever ask for.