City of Heroes 7, Coming... Some Day
By
Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2011-05-13 23:04 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Oh, hell with that!
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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
And of course COH 7 has to go full Neural Integration, though it's unreal that it took them that long to find a way for me not to be able to make videos for the game anymore...
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We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)
Damn, going to have to go get a new physics translation cluster. The one I have now is maxed out after sinking it 3 layers deep in warp fold bubbles to achieve true FTL processing speeds.
Crap. And the power requirements. Going to need to go capture another cluster full of black holes and harness the gamma plumes. My current stellar engine is only rated for infinity+3 power specs. Gah!
Luckily I splurged the last time and my net connection can handle the 500 zettabyte per picosecond requirements for the game easily. But damn was that parallel feed subspace link expensive!
CoH 7, real, godlike superpowers would be cheaper.
Clicking on the linked image above will take you off the City of Heroes site. However, the guides will be linked back here.
Nobody is talking about the Prequel? City of Cavemen?
Two powersets. Club and Rock
5 costume options.
Epic Discover Fire pool.
MOAR CAVE MISSIONS!
We finally fight dinosaurs.... and die.
Tar Pit D.
Super Slow travel powers.
IOs! Illness Origin Enhancements
Trade all your loot like furs, bones and sea shells at the Cavemoot Auction!
Geatest. Game. Ever.
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I'd rather you lot finished CoH 1 first. |
Originally Posted by Zwillinger
With CoH 7 we are proud to announce we will be introducing full Neural Integration. No longer will you be encumbered by the burden of a mouse, keyboard or even a computer at all. With the purchase of the Brainjack Booster Pack you can beam the CoH experience straight into your frontal lobe.
Also, after 2 centuries of service, Matt "Positron" Miller has officially transitioned from the position of Lead Designer to Lead Brain-in-a-Jar. New studio lead Nemesis was quoted as saying, "The transition to disembodied brains for the entire Paragon Studios team is now complete! This was my ACTUAL PLOT all along!" All hail Lord Nemesis |
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I just hope that with CoH7, they'll finally move from free-to-play over to the reimbursed-to-play all the current competitors are using.
@Rylas
Kill 'em all. Let XP sort 'em out.
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I heard ABC even had a show based on it, but it flopped.
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Originally Posted by DanZero
Nobody is talking about the Prequel? City of Cavemen?
Two powersets. Club and Rock 5 costume options. Epic Discover Fire pool. MOAR CAVE MISSIONS! We finally fight dinosaurs.... and die. Tar Pit D. Super Slow travel powers. IOs! Illness Origin Enhancements Trade all your loot like furs, bones and sea shells at the Cavemoot Auction! Geatest. Game. Ever. |
Next up, our review of 'City of Heroes Five ... THOUSAND!'
The Bacon Compels You.
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Thank you, SPACEBALLS.|
Originally Posted by JohnnyKilowatt
Next up, our review of 'City of Heroes Five ... THOUSAND!'
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Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
There is now ginger ale all over my desk, as well as up my nose. Thank you, though, for the best laugh I have had all week.
And of course COH 7 has to go full Neural Integration, though it's unreal that it took them that long to find a way for me not to be able to make videos for the game anymore... Michelle aka Samuraiko/Dark_Respite |
You're kidding, right? With the 'film it as you live it' feature they announced in the last update?
Sorry, that's so 2011. I meant neural feed. It's so passe now to go with that retro fad of keyboards and...touching the interface. I mean, really.
I'm just glad they finally managed to get the seventy-fifth anchor point on the new skeletons to enable fully textured clipping and body hair animations.
I'm surprised though that Marvel and DC fans (oh, the fond memories of my youthful days) still protest about the days before Issue 75: All your superhero game belong to us.
S.
Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse
Live Patch Notes - 9/12/2281
Patch notes for build 2279.8162984610384563927619372164927194362.1.
COMBINED
-Attempting to join the Rularuu Jr. Task Force while using an iOmni braintop PC will no longer cause epileptic fits.
-Players who were feeling very angry could cause minion's heads to explode by looking at them. This has since been fixed for all Archetypes except Brainpirates.
-Removed all villain zones except for Mercy Island, Nerva Archipelago, and St. Martial.
-Removed "Snow Crash" temporary power entirely. NOTE: Some players may still find Snow Crash in their inventory, if you do, contact the nearest customer support Cybergnome, who will hurl it into the pits of Bittorent.
-Players on UNEC Orbital Defense Platforms will now be able to access Demiurge server, Paradox server, and Scrumdiddlyumptious server, as they have been let through government owned infernowalls.
-Note: All spawns in Mercy Island, Nerva Archipelago, and St. Martial are continuously doing the /em flipthebird emote. This is working as intended.
-Players who select Nemesis as their patron may have their frontal cortex wiped. This is working as intended.
-Added Astrologic Merits, Herculean Merits, Surreptitious Merits, Amaterasu Merits, Caramel Merits, Square Merits, Vague Merits, Donkey Merits, Impeccable Merits, and Baratheon Merits. Players may purchase training origin enhancements with them.
-NOTE: While it is against the policy of NCSoft to discriminate against any religious belief, adherents of 4channism and Anonymism will receive a stern talking to.
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Still?! When is the Paragon Collective going to devote sufficient emergent AI coding resources to fix the numerous bugs that have plagued this archetype ever since it was released with the Exurb of Morally Ambiguous Metahumans expansion? Once again, it only goes to show that devs hate ultravioletside.
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Originally Posted by Mr_Squid
-Players who were feeling very angry could cause minion's heads to explode by looking at them. This has since been fixed for all Archetypes except Brainpirates.
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Full Neural Integration already but we still can't recolor hasten? It's a slap in the face, I tell you.
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
With CoH 7 we are proud to announce we will be introducing full Neural Integration.
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I should be able to play merely by thinking about it - wherever I am.
I shouldn't need an interface other than my thoughts.
I should be able to replace my dreams with this.
XP can be traded in for RL money.
I just hope that somewhere between CoH 5 and CoH 7 I become Somebody....
"My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely pretty and well preserved, but rather I will skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW...What a Ride"
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...when NoBody is Somebody, then... Everybody is?
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Originally Posted by Mr_NoBody
I just hope that somewhere between CoH 5 and CoH 7 I become Somebody....
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Is it possible to play this on my iSexbot?
City of Heroes 7: The Musical
-Positron