The Most Intersting Man in Praetoria
Coz I swear I'm gonna make this into a commercial. I've had a half-dozen people volunteer to do the narration, I'll con Leandro into voicing the MIMIP... but I'd love to make this a series.
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
He once asked a n00b question in broadcast, just to see what it felt like,
He's been known to slot melee attacks with ranged io's
One time he convinced the Ghost of Scrapyard to simply stop complaining (oops, forgot, supposed to be praetoria)
He survived all of the ambushes without getting hurt.
He ran a mission with Fussionette, and kept her alive.
He used self destruct and didn't die.
Oborous was a nemesis plot to stop him from being born.
The Rikti invasion was soley so they could meet him, they got the wrong dimension.
Rularru renames the Cathedral of pain into the Cathedral of fun when he comes to visit.
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
It seems the mature woman finds Mr. G. irresistible...
And how about that, even the younger ladies are into "The G."
Looks like word has spread though out the office....
Well, that's all the girls in the office who... Hey now!
At least it can't get odder than thi... never mind.
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This was TOTALLY an Epic Win thread during the Beta!!
And I REALLY wanna see it made into a webseries!!
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
There needs to be a "Most Interesting Man/Woman in Praetoria" badge.
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The zombie invasions happened because he played Deadmans party by Oingo Boingo.
Crey has tried unsuccessfully to clone him. Their clones brains cannot process his awesomeness.
Carnie Master Illusionists make duplicates of him.
Paladin is the Clock Kings homage to him. This is why the clockwork work so hard to build him.
Supa trolls are an attempt to match the awesomeness of his Biceps.
Chimera's ninja no longer throw caltrops. They throw down pictures of him to slow down foes. This works better because the enemy stands transfixed and staring at his picture making them easy prey.
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
He made Soul Drain from Soul Mastery perma on a Defender.
Emperor Cole is his Doppleganger.
Enriche turns to Dos Equis in his hands.
Praetor Tillman calls him Daddy.
*laughing*
Some of these are just... disturbing. But great!
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
One-shots GMs for kicks.
Giant Monsters too.
His Toyota Corolla has 5 hubcaps
Rick Astley sends links of him to his friends
He consistently sells Gladiator's Armor: Teleportation Protection, +Def(All) on the markets for 4 Billion each.
He punched out Hamidon once... Once!
He took out an entire subway section of Destroyers, Ghouls, PPD and Resistance with Brawl.
He once nerfed Accuracy.
He never suffers from ED
His smile causes people to feel the effect of leveling ((Ie all large inspirations and full health and endurance))
Lady Grey has dinner with him twice a week. She considers it an honor.
Concil Sonic weapons use the sound of his voice. Enemies are rendered unconcious by the awesomeness.
He dual wields Assault rifles.
Necromancer and Demon Masterminds cause the dead to rise and demons to appear by saying his true name.
He made the family an offer they couldnt refuse.
The Freakshow drug is actually a small drop of his blood. its what enables them to rez.
Supadyne is made from his sweat.
You dont want to know what bodily fluid of his the lost mutagen is made of.
Ghouls are the way they are because they have been denied the sight of him.
There is a little known Fifth alignment designation. Its known as Going Him.
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
He is also known as:-
The Man from Del Monte
The Man for all seasons
The Man on the moon
The Man in the mirror
further speculation has arisen to him also being Nina Cherry's Manchild.
Too many 50's to list here's a few you may know.
Slazenger, Area51, Area53, Area54, Erruption, Mind Plague, Thresher, Sheath, Broadside, Debt
He once left Praetoria at level 40.
He fought off an ambush of 88 Syndicate, 100 Destroyers and 1,000 Ghouls using only a ball-point pen.
He once blew Praetor Tilman's mind, and was later thanked for it.
He is the most interesting man in Praetoria.
"I don't always drink water, but when I do, I prefer Enriche!"
to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
He has his own unique enhancement set:
Two enhancements increases his tax refund by 75%
Three enhancements bleaches his teeth every 90 days
Four enhancements blocks spam and tases the sender
Five enhancements reduces the duration all boring crap by 99.9%
Six enhancements enables daily massage feature
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Masta Blaster burn patches move away from him, so as not to get hurt.
He translates Ricochet . . . into Swahili.
When he sees Seers, they feel his passion. When Seers see him, they summon candlelight dinners.
He is . . . the most interesting man in Praetoria.
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Overlord of Dream Team and Nightmare Squad
He catches bullets with your teeth...and you thank him heartily.
Soo..I was not on the CB..Mr.G's like Chuck Norris of Praetoria then?
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He doesnt Teleport, since his reputation proceeds him hes allready there.
He doesnt fly, he throws himself at the ground and misses.
He doesnt have super speed. its too slow.
He doesnt Super leap he falls gracefully where he wants to be.
At halloween trick or treaters give him treats when they come to his door.
He got the gold ski medal for the speed run. On one foot.
his guide on super reflex tanking is the most read guide on the boards.
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Nosferatu runs to him, not from him.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
..so I guess you wouldn't be interested in ordering a pair of these jeans...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
During the i18 beta, Zombie Man opened a thread by this name with a set of screenshots of the Praetoria contact Mr. G being watched by various pedestrians and mobs. I continued it with the following, reposted by request:
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He once rezzed a fallen teammate...by combining two blues into an Awaken.
He has used Elude to solo an AV...on his Blaster.
His Loyalist character let Washington...and Cleopatra...live.
He has beaten his teams to Shadow Shard doors...using Walk.
He is...The Most Interesting Man in Praetoria.
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"Stay super, my friends."
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