The Most Intersting Man in Praetoria


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..so I guess you wouldn't be interested in ordering a pair of these jeans...

Man Pants!!


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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.................m.m

 

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He loaded up on Purple DEFs, just to do the flower mission.


 

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Immediately after going to Paragon City at level 20, he soloed the Statesman Task Force, killed Lord Recluse in one hit, using only TO's.


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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He doesnt have an evil doppleganger. because two of him would be just too much for the multiverse to take.

He once caught Captain Mako while fishing. After taking a picture Mako asked him to autograph it.

Lusca popped up in the ocean because she wanted to shake his hand and hand and hand and hand and hand...

When he accompanies you on a cave map, the caves dont seem so bad.

Paragon protectors are an attempt to match the aswesomeness of his pinky finger. Its not working.

Circle of thorn mages explode just from his presence. This dissapoints him because hed really like to get to know them.

Mirror spirit looks at his reflection in the mirror. who can blame her?

A little known secret of Paragon is that Positrons original energy state was caused by trying to absord his awesomeness. The armor was made because one man who is not him cannot contain that much awesome.

Siege is the end result of trying to use technology to be like him and mass produce the results.

Adamastor is the necromantic equivalent of the same attempt.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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When he burps, you say "excuse me". Sheepishly.


 

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He sells his enhancements to Ghost Falcon for twice their Origin Full Value.


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
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We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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He once sneezed and it blew away the mists in Dark Astoria.


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When he uses a sniper blast hes never Interrupted, because it would be rude.

He doesnt use the medical machine to heal someone, he just pats you on the head and makes it better.

He can activate all 4 leadership powers at full power for everyone in the zone by just saying "Follow me!"

He regularly uses teleport team to port large groups to Pocket D for dance time.

He is the new Party Pack.

He uses Group fly by smiling. it lifts everyones spirits and they fly.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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The fat lady doesn't sing until he says it's over.


 

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His Rest is slotted for Accuracy, Range, and Damage.

Ninja Run was created as an attempt to mimic the natural reaction to stoop over and bow, when the speed it granted his followers was observed.

He once soloed the Hamidon in the Abyss. From Nova Praetoria.

For him, Brawl is a ranged AoE attack.

Lusca once claimed it could solo him, but was laughed off the forums when it refused to provide photographic evidence.

He still has access to not only the Alpha Slot, but also eleven additional Incarnate levels.

He can speak Rikti, in Clockwork.

His Healing Arrow is Nine-Slotted.

The sound of his voice has been known to inspire Blast Masters to put down their Molotov cocktails and cheerfully sit in a circle, singing Kumbaya in perfect harmony.


Quote:
Daemonchilde: ((fluffy thinks he's a tank))
Demon . Hunter: (( I think mine is >.>
Daemonchilde: ((Yours is no longer fluffy, it is Obliteron, destroyer of worlds))

 

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Nemesis is one of *his* plots.


 

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He can cancel unwanted buffs.


 

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"I don't always have matters to discuss, but when i do they are very interesting matters, very interesting."


 

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*laughing*

Some of these are just GOLD. Please keep them coming - I am making notes of my favorites so I can plan out the commercials.

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He's never once whizzed in the shower. Ever.


 

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A lock of his hair is used to power the Paragon city Reactor. This is the true reason for the attacks by the Rikti, Freakshow and Sky Raiders.

The respec task force is so people can bask in the glow of his awesomeness. it enables them to change their powers.

The Crystal titan is the end result of Hamidon getting a hold of one of his toenail clippings.

Malta Sapper guns use the light of his smile to drain you of the will to fight.

The Ghost Ship came back because the crew wanted to meet him.

Unfortunately he no longer broadcasts looking for teams any more. because his message box gets overloaded and hed hate to disappoint someone by not responding to them.

Fortunately there's enough of him to go around so he regularly does 25 man radio missions. In three different zones. At the same time.

Architect Entertainment was an attempt to allow players to duplicate his many adventures. So far only a few have come close.

He doesnt Taunt, instead he asks villains to discuss their issues rationally. They always do.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Mr. G versus Blue Steel.




THUNDERDOME!


I would like to issue a plea on behalf of Paragon's diminutive protectors, please watch where you step. We're four feet tall in a six foot tall world, we've been cast adrift in a sea of butts. -Pillbug

 

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He can recruit Heroes and Villains to teams in Praetoria.

DJ Zero lets him pick the music when he arrives in Pocket D.

The Council's hidden base in the volcano on Striga Isle was a tragic misunderstanding from word getting out that he only spent his nights partying at the hottest spots around.

His Inherent is often debated to be either his disarming conversation skills or his good looks. The only correct answer however is "yes."

At level ten, he completed both the Statesman Task Force and the Lord Recluse Strike Force. Simultaneously.

The battle between Emperor Cole and the Hamidon actually started as an argument over which one of them would be given the honor of his daughter's hand in marriage if he actually had a daughter.


Quote:
Daemonchilde: ((fluffy thinks he's a tank))
Demon . Hunter: (( I think mine is >.>
Daemonchilde: ((Yours is no longer fluffy, it is Obliteron, destroyer of worlds))

 

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"He IS his own faction."

"His utopia has no price."

"He once two-timed Praetor Tillman and Vanessa deVore. Neither of them found out."


**GUARDIAN**
Assault Ohm - Elec/Sonic Corruptor
Deadly Ohm - Elec/Will Brute
Invisible Ohm - Elec/Eng Stalker
Master Ohm - Elec/Elc Dominator

 

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He plays PvP regularly and never complains.

His leadership is so great Percy Winkley can follow his directions without getting lost.

He once glanced at Numina and she never felt more alive.

His presence is enough to make Hellions and Skulls want to go back to school and become productive members of society.

He is one of the most worshipped deities in Cimerora.

He convinced Westin Phipps to donate his life savings to help children in the third world.


 

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Self destruct is what happens when somebody tries to channel his pinky finger.


Goodbye. Not to the game, but the players. Goodbye. Everyone, remember to have fun. That's all I can say.

 

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He once sneezed and all the statues in Atlas Park crumbled.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�