A Short PUG Play


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These are the things that wander through my mind when I play sometimes...

This one just happened to get out... my apologies.

The Players:

StoneDTanker: Stone/Stone Tank
Rico-X: Claws/Super Reflexes Scrapper
Shh Im Hidin’: Ninja Blade/Ninjutsu Stalker
CurrentFad: Demon Summoner/Dark Miasma Mastermind
LeerlessFeeder: Fire/Radiation Emission Controller
733t H347OrZZ: Empathy/Energy Blast Defender
MyCharacter123: Super Strength/Invulnerability Brute
Pyro-Rouge666: Fire/Devices Blaster

The Play:

LeerlessFeeder: Okay, everyone ready?
StoneDTanker: Ready
CurrentFad: ready!
733t H347OrZZ: Crimson Epsilon!
Rico-X: Kill!!
LeerlessFeeder: Okay.. setting the mission
Shh Im Hidin’: Crimson Epsilon?
733t H347Orzz: Yeah… Crimson=Red… Epsilon=E… Red-E… Ready!
MyCharacter123: Hey! Why did something just appear in my compass at the top of the screen?
LeerlessFeeder: huh? Umm… are you new to the game My?
Rico-X: KILL!!
MyCharacter123: Yeah… first time playing today! 
LeerlessFeeder: But you’re level 43….?
MyCharacter123: Yeah… I played with this killer group in AE earlier who told me to just wait by the door while they cleared the map.
Rico-X: KILL KILL KILL!!!
733t H347OrZZ: Weak sauce… I stopped power leveling when I hit 30…
StoneDTanker: power leveling is morally wrong.. it should be against TOS
733t H347OrZZ: Why? Just because YOU don’t play that way?
StoneDTanker: of course
Pyro-Rouge666: can we get this started? Rico’s sharpening of his claws is beginning to get on my nerves
Rico-X: Kill!
LeerlessFeeder: We’ll go as soon as My gets in the mission..
LeerlessFeeder: Shh… I said wait for My…
Shh Im Hidin’: Wait for your what?
CurrentFad: lol
StoneDTanker: rofl
733t H347OrZZ: lol
Rico-X: Kill!
LeerlessFeeder: sigh… wait until everyone gets in the mission
Shh Im Hidin’: I’m just gonna scout ahead
StoneDTanker: It’s a Defeat-All mission… why the heck do you need to scout that?
LeerlessFeeder: My… are you almost at the door?
MyCharacter123: what door?
LeerlessFeeder: The door to the mission…
MyCharacter123: which one is it? I see all kinds of doors in all the buildings around here.
(long pause)
LeerlessFeeder: Rico… if you please…?
Rico-X: KILL!
LeerlessFeeder: thank you
Pyro-Rouge666: geez Fad is there anyway you can get that <bleep> demon of yours to shut the <bleep> up?!
LeerlessFeeder: My, you see that compass at the top of your screen? Turn until the little red star thing is dead center… you should see some numbers in front of you now.. go toward them.. when the number is zero… you’re there…
MyCharacter123: Ok
CurrentFad: he’s hungry is all… speaking of which.. it’s time for lunch… ima put Fad on follow to the tank… brb
MyCharacter123: Leerless
LeerlessFeeder: yeah?
MyCharacter123: there’s a building right in front of me but the number isn’t zero yet
Rico-X: KILL!
LeerlessFeeder: Oh for the love of… go around the building My… where you want to go is beyond it..
(time passes)
MyCharacter123: I think I found the door… now what?
LeerlessFeeder: click on it
LeerlessFeeder: Okay… we’re all in… Shh c’mon back… we’re about to start
Shh Im Hidin’: still scouting
LeerlessFeeder: Fine… okay… let’s move forward to the first spawn people
(team moves forward… Stalker is still “scouting ahead”)
StoneDTanker: Leerless SB me!
LeerlessFeeder: I’m not a kin…. I’m a rad…
StoneDTanker: But… you’re a Fire Controller…
LeerlessFeeder: Yeeeeeaahhh….
StoneDTanker: So SB meh!
LeerlessFeeder: I’m a Rad… oh never mind… just de-toggle your stone armor and then re-toggle it when we reach the bad guys.
StoneDTanker: NO! I’m no squishy! I’m deh leet Tankah!
Pyro-Rouge666: Yeah, the “leet tanka” that moves at 2 mph
733t H347OrZZ: I keep hearing six million dollar man music… anyone else?
Rico-X: Kill!
LeerlessFeeder: Why didn’t you take teleportation as a travel power?
StoneDTanker: Not taking anything that uses that much endurance. I took Super Jump.
LeerlessFeeder: That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Pyro-Rouge666: As dumb as the fact that H347OrZZ took the Medicine power pool even though she has empathy?
LeerlessFeeder: Ok… 2nd dumbest
Rico-X: KIIIIIILLLL!!!
LeerlessFeeder: Yes, Rico … I see them… okay folks.. first spawn.. and it looks like our tank is going to take another 10 minutes to get here..
733t H347OrZZ: Fad too since she’s on Follow to him until she gets back from lunch
LeerlessFeeder: Sheesh… well.. I don’t want to wait.. so Pyro, why don’t you pull?
Pyro-Rouge666: gotcha… here goes
LeerlessFeeder: WTF?!?!? Who the heck PULLS with FIREBALL!?!
733t H347OrZZ: Incoming!!
Rico-X: killkillkillkillkillkillkill
Pyro-Rouge666: I am the uber-aoe mastah!!
Malta Tactical Operative has defeated Pyro-Rouge666
Pyro-Rouge666: what the heck?! Why did they only attack me?!
LeerlessFeeder: Setting people on fire has a tendency to piss them off.
StoneDTanker: On my way! One more corner to go!
733t H347OrZZ: wow… I’ve never seen someone’s health bar go down so fast…
Pyro-Rouge666: Well, can you rezz me?
733t H347OrZZ: sorry, I spent that slot on Aid Other from the Medicine power pool
Pyro-Rouge666: Oh man, screw this action…
Pyro-Rouge666 has quit the team.
Shh Im Hidin: Loser
LeerlessFeeder: Shh… are you coming back any time soon?
Shh Im Hidin: Still scoutin’
Shh Im Hidin has been kicked from the team.
733t H347OrZZ: Loser
Rico-X: KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
LeerlessFeeder: Rico! Come back and regroup before you… aw crud… NO! Don’t Bring Them Back HERE!
733t H347OrZZ: Incoming!
Malta Operation Engineer has defeated MyCharacter123
StoneDTanker: I’m here! Hey… these are Malta… I HATE Malta!
LeerlessFeeder: Shut up and draw agro!
StoneDTanker: I’m not drawing agro until you kill all the Sappers!
MyCharacter123: Hey… I died!
LeerlessFeeder: Yeah, it happens… wait until the battle is over then pop a wakie
MyCharacter123: But… I NEVER die!
733t H347OrZZ: Can’t say that anymore
StoneDTanker: Seriously… I’m not taking one more step until you kill every sapper in the next few spawns… I am NOT de-toggling my armor
MyCharacter123: I never died with the AE teams I was playing with!
LeerlessFeeder: That’s because you never walked more than ten steps from the door!
MyCharacter123: You guys got my character killed… you guys suck!
MyCharacter123 has quit the team.
StoneDTanker: Ack! Get that <bleep!> Sapper away from me!
733t H347OrZZ: well… that’s ONE way to get him out of his stone armor
StoneDTanker: Run Away!
LeerlessFeeder: A stone tanker trying to “run away” from an enemy without dropping their stone armor… aaaaand there’s the 3rd dumbest
StoneDTanker: my toggles!
Malta GunSlinger has defeated StoneDTanker
Rico-X: KILL!
StoneDTanker: Screw you Rico!
Rico-X: K… Kill?
LeerlessFeeder: Don’t take it personally Rico, Stone’s just upset
StoneDTanker: Darn straight I’m upset… I ask you to do one thing.. just kill the Sappers… I HATE bottoming out on endurance
733t H347OrZZ: so carry a bunch of blues..
StoneDTanker: Leet Tankorzz don’t carry blues… they carry purples and oranges! So they can fight ANYTHING and not get hurt!
LeerlessFeeder: Anything but Sappers that is
Rico-X: Kill!
StoneDTanker: My was right… you guys suck…
StoneDTanker has quit the team
LeerlessFeeder: Oh for the love of… great… now there’s only four of us on a mission set for eight
733t H347OrZZ: three actually… Fad is AFK and was on follow to Stone
CurrentFad has been kicked from the team.
LeerlessFeeder: You know what? This is hopeless. I’m going to go do something easier… like have my Trick Arrow Defender solo an AV or something
LeerlessFeeder has quit the team
733t H347OrZZ is now team leader
733t H347OrZZ: Oh no… I HATE having star
733t H347OrZZ has quit the team
Rico-X: Kill?
Rico-X: kill?
Rico-X: ……
Rico-X: Was it something I said?


Th’End


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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/laughter anerysm


 

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Ha ha ha, very disturbing/entertaining.

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
LeerlessFeeder: huh? Umm… are you new to the game My?
Rico-X: KILL!!
MyCharacter123: Yeah… first time playing today! 
LeerlessFeeder: But you’re level 43….?
MyCharacter123: Yeah… I played with this killer group in AE earlier who told me to just wait by the door while they cleared the map.
It took me a year to get to 43. :O


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Wait...

You mean there's something WRONG? with pulling with fireball!


I always go "FIIIIIIIIIREBALL!" in my head


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
Rico-X: KILL!
StoneDTanker: Screw you Rico!
Rico-X: K… Kill?

Poor Rico-X! LMAO!


 

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As an aside... Rico-X was named after Rico from the Penguins of Madagascar. Any penguin that coughs up sticks of dynamite to use in various situations definitely has a Scrapper's soul.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Steelclaw, you know the players and the game. Dead on funny, with a great deal of affection for the foibles of your cast.

I have never figured out "scouting ahead" either.


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinch View Post
Someone tap D_R to make this a machinima?
*bampf*

Did I hear my name? Oh, look, a Steelclaw funny!

*carefully puts down all food, drink, and anything breakable, then reads and howls with laughter*

Oh that is just WRONG. Oy...

... and yes, it would make a damn funny video.

*sighs and adds it to her list of potential projects*

I will see what I can do. Question is, do I do it with text... or do I get people to voice it? Decisions, decisions...

*bampf*

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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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Steelie do I have your permission to re-post a Quoted version of this in the Rude Tells thread - those propeller-heads will get a HUGE kick out of this.

As did I of course!!!


 

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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
*bampf*

Did I hear my name? Oh, look, a Steelclaw funny!

*carefully puts down all food, drink, and anything breakable, then reads and howls with laughter*

Oh that is just WRONG. Oy...

... and yes, it would make a damn funny video.

*sighs and adds it to her list of potential projects*

I will see what I can do. Question is, do I do it with text... or do I get people to voice it? Decisions, decisions...

*bampf*

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
If you do voices I call Rico-X!


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Originally Posted by RobertoLyon View Post
Steelie do I have your permission to re-post a Quoted version of this in the Rude Tells thread - those propeller-heads will get a HUGE kick out of this.

As did I of course!!!
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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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What's going on? This isn't a list at all!


 

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This is even funnier, because you can bet something like this has actually happened to us all at some point.

11/10


 

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Vote For Rico-X


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
I will see what I can do. Question is, do I do it with text... or do I get people to voice it? Decisions, decisions...

*bampf*

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
My voice is always available.

Perhaps StoneDTanker...


 

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This is excellent, only thing missing:

MyCharacter123: is that near atlas park ?


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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
I will see what I can do. Question is, do I do it with text... or do I get people to voice it? Decisions, decisions...
I, like everyone else in this thread, would be totally up for voicing voices. Though I have to mess with my computer and make sure it can make soundfiles properly. I don't think I did ever get that set up...

But yeah, I could totally do LeerlessFeeder! Or maybe Pyro-Rouge666!


 

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Honestly, I'm still not sure if that's an actual ingame transcript or fiction. I swear I've been in groups like that before.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
...I will see what I can do. Question is, do I do it with text... or do I get people to voice it? Decisions, decisions...

*bampf*

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
So Samuraiko is now like Troy Hickman, but she actually has a sound effect instead of suddenly realizing she's peering over your shoulder?

Uh oh, i said his name didn't i?

...

Moving on... it's worth noting that the most common versions of 1337 used "7" as a "T". (Thus it traditionally being written as "1337".) So the one team member's name would usually be read as "Teat Heaters". Just sayin'...


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(peers over shoulder)


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