The Red Hulk is...
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Are you absolutely sure?
Have the comic. Yeah, the Red She-Hulk is Betty Ross-Banner.
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Cause if all she's confessed to is him being her father, then you should prepare yourself for them springing some hitherto unknown Ross daughter that he had with.... oh, I don't know.... Madame Masque or something.
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Well, the part where she later reverts to Betty kinda made it a little more obvious. Along with them "explaining" why she's alive again, how she became the Red She-Hulk, etc etc.
Hey, just makin' sure. I never take anything in comics for granted unless I've actually read the issue. And even then I kinda look at it sideways.
I have a confession to make:
I am the Teal Hulk. I actually have no superpowers, but there was a lot of confusion over the identity after it destroyed 3 LMDs of myself, called me out on Twitter, and tagged all my Facebook photos as "jack ***"
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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I *knew* it was you! I mean, I had no proof just a nagging suspicion, but I *knew* it in my bones! Or I would, if I had any bones, but they were all crushed my Marvel's bad writing and now I only survive because of this special armor...
Make a man a fire and keep him warm for the day, SET a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Incarnates: K'lir(Fire/Dark Corr):Hot-House Flower(Plant/Fire Dom):Kinrad X(Kin/Rad Def):Itsy-Bitsy Spider(Crab):Two Ton Tony(Mace/WP Broot):Teeny Weeny Widow(Fortunata/Widow) : Zeroth Law (Ice/Fire Tank)
YES. I've got the entirety of World War Hulks (including the She Hulk comics) at home and all the aftermath comics. So, again, YES, I'm certain about it.
I know a lot of people thought it was going to Johnny Doesmith because Teal Hulk signed his checks with that name and Teal Hulk had the same exact tattoo Johnny has, but that was all misdirection. I mean I went way past red herring into red whale there. Because I just had to leave ya guessing!
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Ah good.
YES. I've got the entirety of World War Hulks (including the She Hulk comics) at home and all the aftermath comics. So, again, YES, I'm certain about it.
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I wouldn't want anyone blindsided by ridiculous plot twists.
Y'know... any more than usual anyway.
*reads the entire thread*
*remembers the "new" wolverine origin*
*shakes head at what Marvel has become*
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Don't forget the Red Hulk will be joining the Avengers now. >.<
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Considering his output since then, maybe he -should- have taken a longer break. Ultimatum? Wolverine and Sabretooth descended from centuries old warring tribes of wolf mutants? Red Hulk? Those are some of the most reviled storylines of the past 5-10 years.
Well, this largely falls on the shoulders of Jeph Loeb. And as much as I despised the whole Red Hulk saga and the really poor writing of him punching out the Watcher and Thor and so on, I have to have some sympathy for the guy.
He really didn't stop writing comics after the death of his son, and I think it really shows here... |
And it's even worse when you consider how great Planet Hulk was, and World War Hulk was good at it's core, if the execution left a bit to be desired. But then they kick all that development out the window for the Red Hulk crap.
Tales of Judgment. Also here, instead of that other place.
good luck D.B.B.
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Killing Abomination was the very first act the Red Hulk committed. So it would be hard for Red She Hulk to get revenge on him since he's well... dead.
I mean Betty Ross Banner was killed by the Abomination to get at Bruce. Why would she be acting like a total evil being when she comes back? Would she not want her revenge on Igor?
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The thing I found the worst about this is how Hulk immediately fell straight back down into the mentally retarded status. He was cold and calculating all through World War Hulk and then suddenly KASTUPID!
In two years, they'll reveal that she's actually a copy of Doc Samson's brain in a clone Betty body, that was then put through the Rulk process.
Also, Mephisto.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Give it to me straight: Does Marvel suck?
'Course I'm actually enjoying the book that pic is taken from, but the joke still works. >.>
Tales of Judgment. Also here, instead of that other place.
good luck D.B.B.
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Why the **** are you reading Quesada-era Marvel then?
Ah good.
I wouldn't want anyone blindsided by ridiculous plot twists. |
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Y'know... any more than usual anyway. |
Would that even work on Wolverine?
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MARVEL FANBOY SAYS!!!!!!!!
Yes, kind of.
I read Amazing Spider-Man, BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. I love the character, so I'm bound to his fortunes.
The X-Men books since Hope Summers showed up have been a lot of fun... But it looks like they're getting away from that with Vampire'ing. X-Factor seems excluded from that, so it will still be fun.
Punisher is Frankencastle. You know what that means.
I enjoyed the Avengers-centric Dark Reign, Siege and the current Age of Heroes. They're definitely Marvel's flagship titles and are being cared for. Thunderbolts is included in this because it's a lot of the same characters involved. So that's Avengers Prime, New Avengers, Avengers, Avengers: Children's Crusade (Young Avengers), Secret Avengers, T-Bolts, Avengers Academy (the spiritual successor to Avengers: The Initiative)
The Ultimate books are entirely skippable.
Deadpool is good for a laugh but is becoming oversaturated. Over the past few months you could have read Deadpool, Deadpool: Merc With a Mouth, Deadpool: Wade Wilson's War, Deadpool Team-Up, or Deadpool Corps. Yes, there is such a thing as too much Deadpool: Five books will do it.
Thor is off-schedule and kind of hard to gauge at the moment.
Wolverine: Weapon X has been really cool, and I'm not a Wolverine fan at all. I think Jason Aaron writes it, and outside of the first arc (which I skipped because it seemed ridiculous) everything since then has been Hardcover-purchase-worthy.
Greg Pak, who I think is back on the Hulk nonsense, is mostly enjoyable with Amadeus Cho's happenings and writing Hercules when he's around.
Matt Fraction's Invincible Iron Man is still enjoyable and the title just won an Eisner.
Bendis' Powers (Marvel's ICON imprint) is great but only bi-monthly. On the same imprint is Bendis and Maleev's current book, Scarlet, which had a promising beginning.
Ed Brubaker's Captain America seems to be floundering, which is definitely uncharacteristic of the Bru-ster. His Steve Rogers: Super Soldier is still too early to tell about.
The Shadowland story coming out of Daredevil is really cool.
As mentioned, the cosmic stories are awesome, but Nova and Guardians of the Galaxy are both on a hiatus while the Thanos Imperative is happening, so there is only one dose of cosmic a month.
All told, if I have to build a solely Marvel pull list right now, these are the only titles that would be on it:
Powers
Scarlet
Amazing Spider-Man
Thunderbolts
Secret Avengers
New Avengers
Avengers Prime
X-Factor
Thanos Imperative (pending Nova/GotG return)
Wolverine: Weapon X (as long as Jason Aaron is still there)
Yes, kind of.
I read Amazing Spider-Man, BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. I love the character, so I'm bound to his fortunes.
The X-Men books since Hope Summers showed up have been a lot of fun... But it looks like they're getting away from that with Vampire'ing. X-Factor seems excluded from that, so it will still be fun.
Punisher is Frankencastle. You know what that means.
I enjoyed the Avengers-centric Dark Reign, Siege and the current Age of Heroes. They're definitely Marvel's flagship titles and are being cared for. Thunderbolts is included in this because it's a lot of the same characters involved. So that's Avengers Prime, New Avengers, Avengers, Avengers: Children's Crusade (Young Avengers), Secret Avengers, T-Bolts, Avengers Academy (the spiritual successor to Avengers: The Initiative)
The Ultimate books are entirely skippable.
Deadpool is good for a laugh but is becoming oversaturated. Over the past few months you could have read Deadpool, Deadpool: Merc With a Mouth, Deadpool: Wade Wilson's War, Deadpool Team-Up, or Deadpool Corps. Yes, there is such a thing as too much Deadpool: Five books will do it.
Thor is off-schedule and kind of hard to gauge at the moment.
Wolverine: Weapon X has been really cool, and I'm not a Wolverine fan at all. I think Jason Aaron writes it, and outside of the first arc (which I skipped because it seemed ridiculous) everything since then has been Hardcover-purchase-worthy.
Greg Pak, who I think is back on the Hulk nonsense, is mostly enjoyable with Amadeus Cho's happenings and writing Hercules when he's around.
Matt Fraction's Invincible Iron Man is still enjoyable and the title just won an Eisner.
Bendis' Powers (Marvel's ICON imprint) is great but only bi-monthly. On the same imprint is Bendis and Maleev's current book, Scarlet, which had a promising beginning.
Ed Brubaker's Captain America seems to be floundering, which is definitely uncharacteristic of the Bru-ster. His Steve Rogers: Super Soldier is still too early to tell about.
The Shadowland story coming out of Daredevil is really cool.
As mentioned, the cosmic stories are awesome, but Nova and Guardians of the Galaxy are both on a hiatus while the Thanos Imperative is happening, so there is only one dose of cosmic a month.
All told, if I have to build a solely Marvel pull list right now, these are the only titles that would be on it:
Powers
Scarlet
Amazing Spider-Man
Thunderbolts
Secret Avengers
New Avengers
Avengers Prime
X-Factor
Thanos Imperative (pending Nova/GotG return)
Wolverine: Weapon X (as long as Jason Aaron is still there)
Thanks for eight fun years, Paragon.
Referring to it, in-canon later though? DUMB.
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