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HFAP - the Horrible Fanfic Awareness Project

AzureSkyCiel

By AzureSkyCiel,
Posted on: 2010-08-24 19:33 in CoH and CoV General Discussions

 

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This isn't really an awareness group so much as it is just an excuse to have fun.

I have created a new character, a Warshade, who was really just an excuse to have a Warshade. I gave her an outfit that made her look like the hero of a really cheesy 80's animated series, and while coming up with a bio, I went all out BAD FANFIC. It's a work in progress.

WARNING: avert your eyes, lit grads!

Amelia Duskwater was a famous pilot of Fort Paragon, training in the most advanced aircraft of the day, including the P-15. One day while she was test flying it, this Warshade dude flew up beside her an was all like "Hey baby, wanna merge?" And she was all HELL YEAH and they made like 12 babies and merged together and the plane blew up, but she was ok cause they teleported.

Now they are Dusk Pilot, avenger of the good and beater of the wicked bad, and they are totally awesome.

*catchy theme music goes here*

Now I just gotta find a way to wrap all the freedom phalanx in here, and maybe recluse too.

Yes, I realize the atrocity I have unleashed upon the world, and I encourage you to join in.

you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you <3

 

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Needs romance with Manticore and talking Recluse into being a good guy. Also, there's not enough description of clothing or her favorite color.

 

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"Rouge Angle"

"along time a go a demon was born but didnt' want to be ademon so he went to paragon to be a heroe and become a angle. his quest is to find his father and defeat him but also his girlfriend dosent want him to. he can eat like 50 sandwhitches in a day."

How did I do?

 

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Not enough purple prose to be a bad bio. Check the Warcraft Sues LJ community for the worst examples from our fellow WoW players.

 

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Originally Posted by Quin View Post
Not enough purple prose to be a bad bio. Check the Warcraft Sues LJ community for the worst examples from our fellow WoW players.
I am torn between wanting to delve into that community and laugh, and being terrified of even letting my browser TRY to start opening a window there lest my computer and my brain explode.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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Maybe the 12 babies were scattered when the plane exploded, and they were found by the Freedom Phalanx. But some of the babies are evil and some are good and nobody knows.

 

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Does anyone have the link to that bio handy where the character in question learned more powers because he beat his lesbian hellion parents in a duel? I can't remember where I saw it, but that had me cracking up.

 

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Originally Posted by Gehnen View Post
"Rouge Angle"

"along time a go a demon was born but didnt' want to be ademon so he went to paragon to be a heroe and become a angle. his quest is to find his father and defeat him but also his girlfriend dosent want him to. he can eat like 50 sandwhitches in a day."

How did I do?
So, right, obtuse, or acute?

 

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Originally Posted by StormSurvivor View Post
Does anyone have the link to that bio handy where the character in question learned more powers because he beat his lesbian hellion parents in a duel? I can't remember where I saw it, but that had me cracking up.
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showp...6&postcount=53

It hurts to read it... it really does.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showp...6&postcount=53

It hurts to read it... it really does.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
So funny. Thanks, Michelle. It's so painful to read, but it never fails to give me the giggles. I thought it fairly fitting for this thread.

 

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Come to think of it, though, my CoH fanfic "The Course of Superhero Romance" could very well qualify as "horrible"... I wouldn't go so far as to call it an "atrocity," but you never know.

(Link is in my signature for the curious. "Support Nerd Flirting" goes to TCoSR I, while "Even More Nerd Flirting" goes to TCoSR II - yes, there's a sequel.)

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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Originally Posted by Jbot View Post
So, right, obtuse, or acute?
I suppose it depends if they are a hero, villain, or Praetorian!

Rimshot please!

I used to collect bad bios, but have since lost the file. I will now start my collection anew as this thread has inspired me!

 

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Originally Posted by Party_Kake View Post
Amelia Duskwater was a famous pilot of Fort Paragon, training in the most advanced aircraft of the day, including the P-15. One day while she was test flying it, this Warshade dude flew up beside her an was all like "Hey baby, wanna merge?" And she was all HELL YEAH and they made like 12 babies and merged together and the plane blew up, but she was ok cause they teleported.

Now they are Dusk Pilot, avenger of the good and beater of the wicked bad, and they are totally awesome.

*catchy theme music goes here*
Now they are both DETHKIKKING FROM THE SKIEZ!

--NT

They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

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Originally Posted by NuclearToast View Post
Now they are both DETHKIKKING FROM THE SKIEZ!

--NT
Hooray for Cometshooter!

Head of TRICK, the all Trick Arrow and Traps SG
Part of the Repeat Offenders
Still waiting for his Official BackAlleyBrawler No-Prize

 

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Hmmm... Needs more Peter Chimaera in it.

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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow View Post
City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.

 

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Nah, needs more Enoby...