Bad Team Bingo
Man, I'm a free square on all the cards. I've generated 4 cards, and all 4 had Martial Arts on it. Go me?
Also, isn't "suicidal scrapper" redundant?

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Man, I'm a free square on all the cards. I've generated 4 cards, and all 4 had Martial Arts on it. Go me?
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Also, isn't "suicidal scrapper" redundant? |
Not sure why "A Stalker" is on the list. Most of the stalker I have played with are good players.
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Hmm.
i r healer
i r /dev blaster too.
TGIF is nice?
I take the five minutes needed to get a full team together?
I think I might be half the things on this card.
Man, a whole LOT of the stuff on the cards has nothing to do with bad teams. Needs some major revision.
Dec out.
Some of that stuff is pretty funny. "Bring wakies" especially made me lol, not the best sign.
Ha, "Scouting" is a good one too. Get the hell back here and help us!
"Wormhole"? No love for Grav?
"Snipe"? I admit I don't usually like snipes myself, but my Rad/Dark actually uses Moonbeam in the middle of combat.
Devices Blaster?
Ruined Sleep?
Dr. Quaterfield?
Some are bad signs on bad teams, but great signs on great teams. Like Team Teleport, or "Watch This".
Also, spell check: Copyright, not Copyrite. The former is a type of intellectual property. The latter is... using someone else's wiccan ritual, I guess?
Also also: I got a good laugh out of "@Smurphy @Chriffer on team"
*theefs word list*
'"Im drnk"'
'afk'
'Catgirl'
'"How do I get there"'
'Inf Begger'
'"Lets Cyber"'
'"We need a ___"'
'"Bring wakies"'
'Wanders off and dies'
'Stays dead'
'Bad excuses for leaving'
'+4 or die trying'
'"Target thru tank"'
'Must pull'
'Generic 913 921 841'
'Copyrite violation'
'A Stalker'
'Must have full team'
'1337 sp34k'
'"who wants the star"'
'scouting'
'level 1 on level 50 team'
'"r u grl?"'
'suicidal scrapper'
'dual boxer'
'"Good heals"'
'Cant set mission'
'Mission fighting greys'
'Tank gets knocked down'
'"r u healer"'
'Doctor in name'
'Dark Lord of Darkness'
'"Stopping at Tailor"'
'Slow poke traveler'
'Medicine Pool on Emp'
'"TP pls"'
'@Smurphy @Chriffer on team'
'"Ive done this 1000 times"'
'"Ive got 20 Vet badges"'
'Dr. Quaterfield'
'"Is this AE?"'
'"Is there trainer here"'
'Random Generator Costume'
'Strange RPer'
'"Follow the Tank"'
'PvP'
'In the sewers'
'Hazard zone'
'Frostfire'
'Invasion Team'
'Mayhem Mission Massacre'
'Teammate in jail'
'Peacebringer'
'Martial Arts'
'Ninjas'
'Going Rouge'
'Another says Bingo'
'Outa control pets'
'"Pulling 2 here"'
'"Wait 4 ___"'
'AE Baby'
'[Rest] Break'
'Ruined Sleep'
'Must have Granite'
'Snipe'
'Caging'
'Flurry'
'Team Teleport'
'Group Fly'
'Whirlwind'
'Repulsion powers'
'Wormhole'
'[Walk]'
'"y u did it"'
'Lacks Fortitude'
'Lacks Shields'
'Lacks Mez Protection'
'Lacks Pure anything'
'Lacks Freezing Rain'
'Lacks Rad Debuffs'
'Lacks Dark Debuffs'
'Petless MM'
'"SB PLS"'
'"No SB PLS"'
'Doesnt have SB'
'Melee no armor'
'No [TT: Maneuvers]'
'Blaster area rug'
'Devices blaster'
'Bad Knockback spammer'
'Anchor killing'
'rawkin the aura'
'/Follow'
'"Watch this"'
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
This made me laugh big. I'll be keeping a copy of this open with every PuG from now on.
Great work.
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Chriffer and/or myself have experienced something humorously terrible about each and every square. Some are sarcastic jokes and some are scenarios you may not have experienced yet. Also, there is broad interpretation for "spirit of the square". You may experience some ludicrous situation we've never imagined that you think may apply to a square. Post that situation here if you are unsure if you can check that square. We look forward to reading your silly encounters and realizing "yeah, guess that fits".
Not sure why "A Stalker" is on the list. Most of the stalker I have played with are good players.
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i r healer
i r /dev blaster too. TGIF is nice? I take the five minutes needed to get a full team together? I think I might be half the things on this card. |
"You are on a team with a Tank. A player who is not the Tank, perhaps you, for some reason is separated from the team and solos 3 packs with ease. The Tank and some of the other team members attack a pack and the Tank gets obliterated and dies. The separated player returns to the group after defeating 3 groups in the time it takes the Tank's group to defeat one because the Tank is getting destroyed. The separated player offers "why don't I go in first". "No, you aren't a Tank. He's a Tank. Follow the Tank in." "Follow Tank" BINGO! Check off that square.
"Wormhole"? No love for Grav?
![]() "Snipe"? I admit I don't usually like snipes myself, but my Rad/Dark actually uses Moonbeam in the middle of combat. Devices Blaster? Ruined Sleep? Dr. Quaterfield? ![]() |
Ruined Sleep is sometime where someone uses a Sleep power with awesome affect. He just neutralized that boss that was coming out of nowhere the rest of the team didn't see. Someone aggro'd a 2nd pack and didn't engage them and now they are storming in from behind. Mass Hypnosis! Now the team has time to handle the initial group while the new enemies are safe asleep. Captain Atomic Hole sees the slept enemies and sends in his weak fireball doing 11 damage and waking up the entire gang. Great job Cpt. A-Hole. Ruined Sleep. BINGO! Check that square.
Mentioning Dr. Quaterfield gets a Bad Team Bingo square solely because Chriffer and I find it amusing that the mere mention of it earns you a square. We tried to toss in some other "stereotyped content" like sewers, frostfire, and Mayhem missions for good measure.
Also, spell check: Copyright, not Copyrite. The former is a type of intellectual property. The latter is... using someone else's wiccan ritual, I guess? |
Mentioning Dr. Quaterfield gets a Bad Team Bingo square solely because Chriffer and I find it amusing that the mere mention of it earns you a square.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
I've teamed with @Chriffer and he's pretty awful. Would you believe he solos entire mobs on a stalker?! Even three month vets know stalkers are supposed to use one attack and then hide until the next mob.
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This is great, nice job guys.
Here's hoping this doesn't get derailed into a "What do you mean I'm bad because I didn't take SB?!?!" I may not necessarily agree with every square* but the spirit of this game is in pure jest, so we should just relax and enjoy the show as it were.
*I totally agree that you'd be pretty crazy to not take SB.
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Hmmm I don't understand the "Lacks Pure anything" square.
'Mayhem Mission Massacre' |
A total disaster, but great fun

This made me LOL, thx.

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Mayhem Mission Massacre |
One of the most memorable missions I ever did was a full PuG where the leader hadn't reduced his difficulty settings to something reasonable before entering the mayhem, so we were 8 level 15s or so running on Relentless. Half the team ended up in jail after the first Longbow ambush, and breaking out looked and sounded like the final scene of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
A total disaster, but great fun ![]() |
The mission holder used a few *choice* and colorful metaphors, tried to figure out *why* Ghost Widow herself showed up, and then he rage quit!

On a positive note, though, a lowbie wound up as team leader and she really knew her stuff, so we had a fun afternoon once we got the previous debacle out of the way!

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BTW, at first, I read a square on my Bingo card as "Furry" rather than "Flurry". I would have had to check it for myself! OOPSY!


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Chriffer and I don't believe so. A scrapper who runs into a huge pack alone is simply "A scrapper". However, a scrapper who runs into huge packs alone, repeatedly, and dies is a "Suicidal Scrapper." That is the spirit of the card. An analogy would be "A Dog" and "Suicidal Dog". A dog who chases cars is a dog. That's just what dogs do. A dog who runs in front of cars is a suicidal dog.
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OK, so then I fall under Suicidal Scrapper. Bonus Points because I'm /Regen... >.>
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I needed a good laugh!
H: Blaster 50, Defender 50, Tank 50, Scrapper 50, Controller 50, PB 50, WS 50
V: Brute 50, Corruptor 50, MM 50, Dominator 50, Stalker 50, AW 50, AS 50
Top 4: Controller, Brute, Scrapper, Corruptor
Bottom 4: (Peacebringer) way below everything else, Mastermind, Dominator, Blaster
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Couple minor typos
Going Rouge - don't like red, eh?
I'm drnk - mee to
Funny stuff - thanks for posting
OK, so then I fall under Suicidal Scrapper. Bonus Points because I'm /Regen... >.>
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I don't think Smurphy's talking about throwing yourself into a crowd with your team right behind you, that's simply aggressive playing. He's talking about players who jump in and get themselves killed while the team is still loading into the map, or have all gone afk. With bonus points for jumping into a crowd of purples, find themselves approaching death from the alpha alone, then run back past the group and get everyone else killed instead.
Couple minor typos
Going Rouge - don't like red, eh? I'm drnk - mee to Funny stuff - thanks for posting ![]() |
"I'm drnk" square simply represents any intoxicated teammate statements.
I don't think Smurphy's talking about throwing yourself into a crowd with your team right behind you, that's simply aggressive playing. He's talking about players who jump in and get themselves killed while the team is still loading into the map, or have all gone afk. With bonus points for jumping into a crowd of purples, find themselves approaching death from the alpha alone, then run back past the group and get everyone else killed instead.
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*EDIT* Also, I believe when Kheldarn mentions that they believe they fall under "Suicidal Scrapper" that they fit into this description and run into packs and die. Sounds like me.
I love this. I think it'll always just be 'PuG bingo' in my head to justify all the 'is that actually bad teaming?' arguments, but I do have a question;
If we're actually playing this as a game, (which I'd love to), does each card last one playing session, one team, or as long as we need? I do like a challenge, but I don't want to cripple myself by making it just too hard.
Edit!: is "y u did it" meant to represent someone not understanding and constantly asking about something, or just bad grammar alone?
Bad Team Bingo
1) Join a Pick up Team
2) Load a card
3) Check off squares you complete
4) Shout out "BINGO" in game if you win
The new version of Bad Team Bingo is set up for Going Rogue. The new version of Bad Team Bingo is more difficult. Accomplishing a "Bingo" is a rare and noble achievement worthy of epic bragging. Bad Team Bingo is for entertainment purposes only. One should read the squares in the proper tone of voice with tongue firmly planted in cheek. "If _______, you might be on a bad team". "If you are on a team with @Smurphy or @Chriffer you might be a redne--I mean might be on a bad team."
This thread is the official Bad Team Bingo thread. Please report feedback, bugs, issues, concerns, suggestions, and other comments here. This thread is also where official rulings for Bad Team Bingo squares will take place. Feel free to ask questions whether or not your team situations satisfies a specific Bad Team Bingo square.
Generally, the "spirit of the square" and NOT the "letter of the square" is the deciding factor. For example if a teammate says "Dude, I'm a 40 month Vet I got this" you could check off the "20 Vet Badges" square because the "spirit of the square" is satisfied. However, if you and a friend are on a team and you ask him to say "Bingo" and he does, you would not be able to check the "Another says Bingo" square despite the "letter of the square" being satisfied. Asking a friend violates the "spirit of the square": another person saying "Bingo" unexpectedly.
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