Virtue is so unstable it makes Lindsay Lohan look like Meryl Streep.
I wouldn't say Virtue goes down all the time, but... <insert priceless innuendo here>
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Oh I'll insert something priceless in your end-o.|
Originally Posted by Foundsavant
I wouldn't say Virtue goes down all the time, but... <insert priceless innuendo here>
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But seriously folks, it's because we just got an influx of old people. Someone needs to tell them that it's the RP server, not the AARP server.
Edited by Avatea (I wouldn't want to be outperformed by a server myself)
Well, I heard a reason. I heard that Jack Emmert came back and actually BUFFED something, which caused Bat'Zul's dimension to freeze over. That caused Aeon Corp to lose power, and what do you think is running the server.
And someone needs to tell Wentworths that it doesn't need to emulate the real world stock market and suck like a Vietnamese ******.
Of course, it could just be a Nemesis plot. And if it's not, you can use AE to make it one.
Thank you, goodnight.
"You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous." - Neil Gaiman
"You know what I love? People who respond with aggression and belligerence thinking it replaces logic." - Blue Mourning
and I was thinking it was just Detra and Fey having a trampoline jumping contest....
I deny everything....
Unless you have photos.. In which case, I totally won,
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
This server is so bad... (Map Server Error).
Hello from all of us at COX's Marketing division. Players on the Virtue server may have noticed some slight problems with server crashes. While we acknowledge that such incidents due occur from time to time there is nothing wrong with the game. This has been an experiment designed to improve the quality of life for our customers. By forcibly crashing it the players of the Virtue server were give the unique opportunity to:
Get up and go to the bathroom without the need to type. BIO Break BRB
Look out the window and determine if its day or night Side note: IF its dark outside THAT'S night time!
Rediscover that they live with other people. "Hey I have kids?" or "Gee mom and dad seems like ages since I saw you last!"
Check RL email and phone messages. "Wow Grandma called like 10 times! Mom did we have an Uncle Fred ??? cause I guess he died last week."
Run to the store for more soda and chips. "Dude don't forget to get dip like last time. You know I need dip to really enjoy my chips man."
Sneak outside for a smoke without annoying 7 other people wondering just how LONG it takes to smoke ONE cigarette.
Order a Pizza and use the average downtime of around 30 minutes as a timer to see if you can get the pizza for free.
Clean the cat's litter box. "So that's what that horrible stink was?'
The list goes on and on but you see the idea. These short period of downtime allow you, our loyal customers, to reconnect with reality. The experiment has been deemed a success and we are proud to announce that beginning next week, after normal server maintenance, all other COH/V servers will begin utilizing this same service. PLEASE don't thank us it's our job to make sure your happy. Have a nice day.
Hehehe In related news the next experiment will be conducted on Freedom. All contacts will offer a mission and the following advice. "Have you spent time off line with your family and friends lately? Remember the fun you used to have going out to see a movie? When exactly was the last time you ate a meal at the dining room table?"
�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon
Yep, this server goes down faster than and more often than a two dollar h*****
Don't worry, someone got Fusionette a little too close to the server, it will be cleared up as soon as we finish assembling 10 mobs down the hall and mark them as "Please don't aggro". We will lock the door behind her.
NCSoft will be getting no more of my money and my GW2 purchase was halted the day of the announcement. I'm a loyal and very profitable customer. I hope to return to giving them all of my money, should CoH survive.
Hmm, a server stability joke huh?
OK.
So, I made a character to play on Virtue... Hey! It could happen!
"Life is what happens when you are making other plans"
SO I hear they're beta testing this new system that lets your existing characters change sides, like go from beinga hero to being a villain. Apparently it involves collecting tips of some sort.. *notices the tip jar sitting on the IT department's desks now* . . . oh for the love of...
Whenever you're feeling down about a crash, just remember the first four letters of stability.
I don't think the server is instable, it's just doing it for attention.
This server seems to have a problem staying up. Boy, can I relate! HEEEYOOOO!
But seriously folks!
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Detra and Fey will be having their weekly Jello Rassling contest tomorrow night in Pocket D.|
Originally Posted by Joe_Schmoe
This server seems to have a problem staying up. Boy, can I relate! HEEEYOOOO!
But seriously folks! |
*watches Pocket D crash faster than Windows 7 being asked to install an XGI Volari GPU*
(note to self: buy a good pair of running shoes)
1 out of 4 marriages will do better than 1 out of 4 toons on the virtue server!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Virtue is that server that you leave a tract for on the table instead of a tip...
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Virtue: Crawling in my circuits! This virus will not heal!
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Originally Posted by ketch
I don't think the server is instable, it's just doing it for attention.
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"You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous." - Neil Gaiman
"You know what I love? People who respond with aggression and belligerence thinking it replaces logic." - Blue Mourning
Take my server...PLEASE!
Patience is a virtue dears.
Yeah but this server drops faster than the stock market.
If The Virtue Server was a stock it would have ruined the economy again!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Virtue: Crashing so hard, it brings down the update server as well.
No, srsly.
Virtue server gets no respect I tell ya! No respect!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
want Fries with that shake? ....
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.