City of "Rejects" Heroes/Villains

It dawned on me I came up with many Alts but not all were worthy making fully or keeping.

So what are your rejected Heroes/Villains! What are your lamest Ideas!

Two of mine are...

1) Captain Spam! A Villain who speaks in E-mail spams He's a Natural Villain who uses Natural MALE enhancements for his powers. His alter ego is a Nigerian prince who needs to transfer funds! Even thought of using the smiling face.

I decided that the idea may be funny but would get old very fast.

2) Mr. Vanity! He a hero who can't refuse to look at himself in a reflection.

WCS Man (WCS standing for Worst Case Scenario)-Just a weirdo who dances and supposedly causes chaos through his dancing and yelling "WCS!"

I had a guy named The Pompous Paladin. He was conceited and vain to the nth degree! Always put down his enemies, even when he was losing the fight, made fun of his fellow heroes and ridiculed his SK's. Yeah, people didn't like him much lol

Tour de France: martial arts/SR scrapper who ran around looking confused, shouting "where are the bikes?" in french. He didn't last long.

Just One Fix: kin defender (can't even remember the secondary) who apparently was some kind of drug dealer or something. It was a long time ago, don't judge me!

Sadomechanic: robots/whatever mastermind who apparently could control robots because he could make them feel pain, so he would beat them up and they would obey him because they were scared. To be honest I never bothered playing him. I just thought the name sounded cool. I sat on the name for 2 years before I finally deleted him the other day.

I have an alt named Maxi Padd... >.>

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ew, I 've got lots of corny alts, but I'd need to log in to remember them. Um..... Mish Masher. That's one, he looks kinda cool, but the name? what was I thinking? hmmm, sub-zero plus, but that sounds kinda neat, now my kids have made some interesting chars, . Pink Fairy Bunny and Icy Marina, (<---- not that bad) and others... lol

I've made so many failed alts it's a shame. One fail was a character based on the titular character from the old cartoon Daria. She was a FM/Reg scrapper, and I had her look down pat too. I got rid of her is because I was afraid of being caught for copyright infringement and banned, before I knew all they'd do was generic the character.

OOOOH! I forgot all about Murkey Dismal! I made him awhile back and same thing, pretty much worried about getting G'd. He is that bad guy from Rainbow Brite. I found his helmet and made him all gray and a oh gee, um, I think he was a Dark/Storm corr or something. I made his counterpart The Mighty Monstomurk too, but not his goofy sidekick (brown dumb guy , forget the name)

Then there's a toon I named Veronica Vedi, who was the sister of my (successful) toon Jillian Vedi. She was a DB/Reg scrapper. I fired her because I found DB to be lame as hell, and quite endurance-heavy too. Stylish, yes. Any worldly good in combat, no.

I once had a toon named "Gone Fishin'". He was a redneck who wore camo pants, cutoff flannel shirt, and a trucker hat with aviator sunglasses. He was lazy in the hero department and only got up to level 7 but once caught a fish in the little pools around the Atlas Statue, even though I think he stocked it once when no one was looking.

Not quite a reject since i still actively play him, but I really liked the name for my Dark/dark/dark defender, Max Flatulence "The Marvel of Methane" used power customization to give all the dark powers a sickly flatulence like look. costume has a gas mask and the aura is flies buzzing around him.
the bio was pretty good too. A frat boy who has discovered new and innovative uses for his digestive difficulties. He now wears a mask to protect himself from...himself. He fights crime with the power of his bowels.

The Masked Mustache was a light-hearted joke about RPers in which Richard Banger, a former XXX star, found out his mustache was sentient and granted him electrical powers.

Disarmed was a guy who lost his arms in a bar-room brawl, somehow.

Watch Out I'm Blind was an archer who couldn't see and his aim was terrible... he evolved into...

Doctor Inferno: An ice blaster who was blind and didn't know what he was shooting from his hands. Only that it hurt and that was good enough.

The Robo Hobo: Sadly, I want this name back but it's in use now. He was a half-programmed robot that was bumming for change in Atlas a few years back, to build a spaceship to get his cat back from Fidel Castro, who was on the moon.

I need a therapist.

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Originally Posted by Deus_Otiosus This entire post should receive some kind of award for being both hysterical and fantastic. Well done.

Pink Fairy Bunny is scary

Getting that pic also brought me across a couple other ones they had:
Tanker Bunny

and

Lady Rabbity

LOL..I once created 'Private School Girl." It was a male toon made as skinny as possible but a big chest, the goofy guy smile and long blonde hair. I dressed her in a plaid kilt with a blazer jacket (to cover the kilt-pouch) and long socks with white sneakers. The superhero costume was a riot, and I still chuckle when I think of some of the comments I got.

I had a MM named Baron Breakfast and his minions were all named after breakfast foods. (Bacon Girl, Omelette, Over Easy Kid, Powedered Toast Man)
I also had a breakfast food themed duo on hero side for a while: Bagel Boy and his SK The Cream Cheese Kid.
Another MM I had was named Vinnie Bag O' Donuts and his minions Boston Creme, Glazed, Jelly, Powedered and Cinnamon.

There's a character who's now permanent but had to go through a couple of iterations; Oversear. I made her when I was three days into the game, and her first life was as an Arrow/Fire blaster. Second life was as a Fire/Secondary-I-don't-even-remember controller. She finally became permanent as a FM/Shield scrapper.

Mr. Sobriety - Ice/Fire blaster
His gimmick was an ability to null the effects of any drug or intoxicant.
The trolls hated him for it, or so his bio read.

He made it to level 11 before being scrapped. Apparently players didn't like the idea of being sober. Always making comments about how their drug of choice was immune...


The Clownster - WM/Invul Brute
He was a circus clown who found a sparkly mace one day. The mace was imbued with dark energy and twisted the poor clowns mind into shambles.
The mace would tell him to do bad things and punish him for not feeding it souls. I had macros set up, the clown would talk to his mace, make jokes with it. Then start randomly crying. One of the most mental toons I've rolled.
Just proved to be an annoying power combo, he'll be rerolled one day.

Flesheater - Zombie/Dark MM

Was perpetually hungry... and based on the old horror flick Flesheater

I'll let others draw any further conclusions about him - he wasn't that comfortable to play. Or team with. He never made it past level 5 before I deleted him.