Creative Caption Craziness! 4/30/10


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Welcome to Creative Caption Craziness -- a fun weekly forum game. Every Friday, we’ll post up a new pic for you to write your most creative caption for. You’ll have until 5:00pm Pacific to post it, then the judging will commence. The winner will receive the forum title of “Caption Champ [date]” and the Costume Code of his/her choice from one of the following:

  • Carnival of Shadows Harlequin
  • Freakshow Tank Boss
  • Paragon Police Department Hardsuit
  • Carnival of Shadows Ring Mistress
  • Knives of Artemis Lt.
  • Praetorian Clockwork

The winning entry will be re-posted in the thread (along with the author’s name), as well as in a thread we will create consisting ONLY of the winning entries as they are picked, so that people can see all the winners at a glance if they want to. It will be your chance to achieve some small measure of forum immortality!

Now just a few rules, to keep things civilized:

1) Reply in the official City of Heroes® forum (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/) thread created for each weekly Creative Caption Craziness” with your caption submission.

2) Your reply must contain a single caption to the picture posted in the thread. Entries with more than 1 caption will be disqualified.

3) Your submission must also contain the following statement. Please note that your submission will be disqualified if this statement is not present in your post:


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

4) To enter the contest weekly, as of January 15, 2010, you must be 13 years of age or older. If a winner is under 18 or a minor in his or her state/province/country of residence, his or her parent or guardian must also sign any applicable releases and documentation.

5) Please note, only 1 (one) entry per forum account will be accepted. If you post a second time, you'll get disqualified, so make your one entry count!

6) Entries must conform to the Official City of Heroes Message Forum Rules and Guidelines.

7). If you win the City of Heroes® Creative Caption Craziness Contest one week, you are not eligible to do so again for the next 8 weeks. This is to allow other people the opportunity to win. Please be courteous to others and refrain from participating during the weeks you are not eligible to win.


Visit here to read Official Rules and Conditions for the Creative Caption Craziness Contest!

So without further ado, here is this week's picture!





Good luck, and have fun captioning!


 

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... It's a Nemesis plot.

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Not many people know of Lord Nemesis' long love affair with pure bred horses. In his free time, the Prussian Prince of Automatons fabricates a rare breed of steed that won't buckle under his immense weight. These rare Peruvian Tirailleurs have been banned from the Kentucky Derby... for obvious reasons.


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"There are no facts, only interpretations" - Friedrich Nietzche, Philosopher
"Conflict is inevitable. Combat is optional." - Max Lucade, Author


 

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Nemesis: "A war horse! A war horse! My kingdom for a war horse!"

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Playstation 3 - XBox 360 - Wii - PSP

Remember kids, crack is whack!

Samuel_Tow: Your avatar is... I think I like it

 

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After hearing of rideable mounts in other worlds, Nemesis commissioned for his own Steam Steed to be replicated for his 'Nemesis?' replicants.



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Yama Neko - also all servers
Crey Industries Profile

Arc: 1682 "Feline Chronicles: Neko Rikugun"

 

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The card attached said Happy Anniversary. Best Wishes, the Freakshow.

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Nemesis is not amused. Now get over here and put me back together right!

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@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8

 

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So without further ado, here is this week's picture!



When Kentucky Derby officials came to Nemesis Stables regarding their entry named "Greenhouse Gas Emissions," there was considerable argument on the correct spelling and use of the word "gilding."


 

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And you think cleaning up behind a regular horse is disgusting.....

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Lord Nemesis had woken up feeling a little hoarse that morning..

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Help Dirk Knightly the freelance detective solve a case in Arc ID:368097

 

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Look uncle Nemesis, I know I asked for a pony but ...

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It's true. This game is NOT rocket surgery. - BillZBubba

 

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...And the Pocket D bartender asks, "Why the Long Face?"

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*slightly muffled and tinny as if coming from inside* You're certain that DJ Zero has never heard about the Trojan War? And furthermore, why did you weld the hatch shut?

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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

 

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Inspired by the folk song "Puff the Magic Dragon" Lord Nemesis had commissioned the pony he longed for as a child but never received. Now if he could only get it to dispense the hugs his parents forever withheld all would be right in the universe.


 

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Emperor Cole was extremely pleased with Mender Silos' zonewarming gift. The included card read "...prototype can detect and vaporize Resistance members from up to 500 yards away. This will be an excellent addition to your arsenal of perfection.... Best Wishes and Enjoy, xoxo, Mender Silos "




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Huron: "...with Coffee primary / Attitude secondary"
Charnage: "Please. Think of the poor defenseless desks."

"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed... In the year of the Praetorian War, it became something greater... our last, best hope for victory."

 

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"It's a Nemesis Trot!


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Nemesis: Finally, a horse that is worthy to carry my presence around my new domain of Paragon City!

Subaltern (under his breath to another Subaltern): Does he know it only get 1 mile per gallon? He could have had a Ford Mustang convertible for a lot less and all the ladies would want to ride with him.


 

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Nemesis' homage to Ulysses hit a dead end (nyuk nyuk) when it included heavy metal plating, white-hot rockets, a steam boiler, and a whole garrison of his troops. On the plus side, it made an interesting art piece for DJ zero's events, and the scintillation smell from within made snacks at Pocket D's bar and grill sell like mad.

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Doc Brown shows off the new design for his time machine... and Marty McFly hangs his head in shame.


Ashes to ashes,
DJ Pheonyx


The Cape Radio

"It's good to have friends. Wish I did." - Troy Hickman

 

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FOR PONY!!!!


 

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Let's blow this joint and go for a ride...


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"No matter how much of a natural he claimed to be, for moves like the 'Giddyap' and the 'Pony-Slide', no ladies wanted to hit the floor with a guy that literally had two left feet... especially ones that could actually burn up the dancefloor."


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Apparently, I play "City of Shakespeare"
*Arc #95278-Gathering the Four Winds -3 step arc; challenging - 5 Ratings/3 Stars (still working out the kinks)
*Arc #177826-Lights, Camera, Scream! - 3 step arc, camp horror; try out in 1st person POV - 35 Ratings/4 Stars

 

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"I need a heart and a fire extinguisher and a can of oil... not necessarily in that order."

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It's a bird, it's a plane....No, it's the new Nemesis flaming shot!


 

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This was not what DJ Zero had in mind when he sent out posters for all the smokin' hot fillies of Paragon City to attend his next big western themed jam session.