Tao of the Steelclaw
Hmmm...
ROFL ... I almost fell from my chair.
Okay see here we got what ya call yer typical one-ply toilet paper... that's the kind that's only got one layer, ya see?
Den over here we got that fancy two-ply stuff... that's got two layers per square... youze can follow the logic, capiche?
Finally right here we got what we politely referz to as our Re-Ply toilet paper.. thats when the bozo what just used it tries to use it again... Only have one guy what orders this stuff though.. some joker by the name of Dark Ether...
Go figure...
Den over here we got that fancy two-ply stuff... that's got two layers per square... youze can follow the logic, capiche?
Finally right here we got what we politely referz to as our Re-Ply toilet paper.. thats when the bozo what just used it tries to use it again... Only have one guy what orders this stuff though.. some joker by the name of Dark Ether...
Go figure...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Awsome, wish I could think fast enough to pull off that kind of stuff.
Great stuff!
Tank you for the amusing anecdote!
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Dec out.
Funny
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

Steelclaw,
If I weren't a guy, I'd ask you to marry me.
But, I am a guy...
So, I'll just say, "I love your style, man."
In a manly way, of course.
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
So there I was, playing my Electricity Blaster when I get this tell...
AggroTarget1: Invite me to team
Well, normally I respond to invite requests with a degree of politeness. Then I realized this was not a request... it sounded more like a command... soooo..
Team Invite Sent!
AggroTarget1 has joined the team.
(wait 5 seconds)
You have kicked AggroTarget1 from the team.
AggroTarget1: Hey! WTF?!
YoursTruly0: Pardon?
AggroTarget1: resend invite
YoursTruly0: Sorry, due to limited supplies only one invite available per customer.
AggroTarget1: lol... no really
YoursTruly0: If you have a complaint regarding our product, I would be more than happy to direct you to our customer service number.
AggroTarget1: dont you want 2 team?
YoursTruly0: Actually, I would rather solo today.
AggroTarget1: why you invite then?
YoursTruly0: You told me to.
AggroTarget1: i tell you to invite again
YoursTruly0: Sorry, it's that one-per-customer rule... it's a ***** but I have to tow the company line.
AggroTarget1: I tank you
YoursTruly0: Aww... that's sweet! But there's no reason to thank me; I didn't do anything.
AggroTarget1: No.
AggroTarget1: I play a tank. I tank 4 you.
YoursTruly0: Huh, I thought "tank" was slang for "run out of gas" or "fail miserably"... I really don't want to play with someone like that. I need protection not debt.
AggroTarget1: **** YOU!!!
YoursTruly0: Wow. I didn't know "tank" was also slang for THAT. No thanks, or tanks either for that matter... I don't do adult RP.
AggroTarget1: I put you on ignore
YoursTruly0: I'm impressed. Most people put me on ignore after the first minute. You have a great deal of fortitude... maybe you should play a Tank.
They didn't respond back. Which I thought was rather rude.
Some people.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw