Damn you, Rikti scum! DAMN YOU!
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Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2010-01-07 14:10 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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My first thought is feeling bad I lack the skill to write a Rikti-fied comment about humans converting or getting planted in the ground.|
Originally Posted by Catwhoorg
Earth is for HUMANS!
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My second thought is remembering my favorite lines from Transformers 2. "Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt..."
total kick to the gut
This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.
*Looks around Virtue*
Hey...where did everybody go? And why are there all these weird pods stuck in the pavement with red blinking lights on them? Maybe I should take a closer look...
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@Valerika
OWW! That HURT!!! Why didn't any of you warn me? Couldn't someone have said something?
*Several Rikti approach Solicio from behind while he brushes soot off his costume*
Why would someone leave all those explodey things in the middle of the road? Explosives are dangerous under the best of conditions. Also, why is the sky green? That can't be healthy. I should call the EPA...
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@Valerika
Looks like we'll get some information next week, if my Rikti translator is correct.
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showp...7&postcount=16
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Hmm I'm...I seriously doubt they'd go all out for just a Rikti Invasion week, normally it's just an announcement...something is up.
However don't get your hopes up people it could just be a Rikti invasion week still...
Hopes: Already Up
Your Disclaimer: Useless Against My Optimism
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@Valerika
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Agreed
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Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
Hmm I'm...I seriously doubt they'd go all out for just a Rikti Invasion week, normally it's just an announcement...something is up.
However don't get your hopes up people it could just be a Rikti invasion week still... |
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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and optimism is what gets Rikti killed...
Seriously why do they keep teleporting in against overwhelming super powered odds?
One day they believe they will succeed, I can just picture the Rikti commander being a Zapp Brannigan type person who just keeps throwing men at the problem until he/she (Rikti military commanders can be female) thinks they'll win through sheer attrition.
Errggh...horrible thought female Rikti commander wanting to 'pull a Kirk' and try to seduce herself some earth-prime males.
Mind you give me enough alcohol and I'd probably say yes to it in the end (just hope I wouldn't remember it...).
Rikti in a lacy lingerie giving you come hither stares...you've thought it..you can't unthink it!
Element of surprise: key to victory
Rikti troops: surprised!
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Ikillyou IKILLYOU ikillyou ohgodtherats diediedieARGH!|
Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
...you've thought it..you can't unthink it!
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*sound of explosion from the lab*
Damn you, Mech...When the men it white coats come for you, I will smile that the world will be a cleaner place!
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Dr. Mechano: Looking Really Hot|
Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
Errggh...horrible thought female Rikti commander wanting to 'pull a Kirk' and try to seduce herself some earth-prime males.
Mind you give me enough alcohol and I'd probably say yes to it in the end (just hope I wouldn't remember it...). Rikti in a lacy lingerie giving you come hither stares...you've thought it..you can't unthink it! |
Do You: Come Here Often?
You Must: Work Out
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@Valerika
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Query: Rocket concealed: Pocket|
Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
and optimism is what gets Rikti killed...
Seriously why do they keep teleporting in against overwhelming super powered odds? One day they believe they will succeed, I can just picture the Rikti commander being a Zapp Brannigan type person who just keeps throwing men at the problem until he/she (Rikti military commanders can be female) thinks they'll win through sheer attrition. Errggh...horrible thought female Rikti commander wanting to 'pull a Kirk' and try to seduce herself some earth-prime males. Mind you give me enough alcohol and I'd probably say yes to it in the end (just hope I wouldn't remember it...). Rikti in a lacy lingerie giving you come hither stares...you've thought it..you can't unthink it! |
Alternative: Self is visually located
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Current plan: Exact same as previous 18|
Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
Seriously why do they keep teleporting in against overwhelming super powered odds? O |
Humans taken: By surprise
Expect it: Last thing they will
However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator
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Chief weapon: Fear|
Originally Posted by Kiken
Current plan: Exact same as previous 18
Humans taken: By surprise Expect it: Last thing they will |
Addendum: Surprise
Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise
Addendum: Ruthless Efficiency
Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency
Addendum: Fanatical Devotion: Hro'Dotz
Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, Fanatical Devotion: Hro'Dtohz
Addendum: Rikti Battle Armor
Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, Fanatical Devotion: Hro'Dtohz, Rikti Battle Armor
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
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A Winner: You
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Originally Posted by Goliath Bird Eater
Chief weapon: Fear
Addendum: Surprise Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise Addendum: Ruthless Efficiency Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency Addendum: Fanatical Devotion: Hro'Dotz Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, Fanatical Devotion: Hro'Dtohz Addendum: Rikti Battle Armor Chief Weapons: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, Fanatical Devotion: Hro'Dtohz, Rikti Battle Armor |
Hmm... I wonder when the Rikti will paint their battle armor red?
(Sorry for the Star Trek reference!)
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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Well, it's better than Praetorian Overlords, I guess >.>|
Originally Posted by Kiken
I, for one, welcome our new Rikti Overlords.
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Edit: Does this mean the whole Praetorian motif for GR has been slashed and replaced with Rikti?
GR: Futile
Alternate Source Of Fun: Available
Prepare for: Rikti Hokey Pokey
Insert: Right Hand
Remove: Right Hand
Insert: Right Hand
Flail: Right Hand
Initiate: Hokey Pokey
Rotate: Self
That Is: The Subject In Its Entirety
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@Valerika
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Internet: Win You
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Originally Posted by Solicio
GR: Futile
Alternate Source Of Fun: Available Prepare for: Rikti Hokey Pokey Insert: Right Hand Remove: Right Hand Insert: Right Hand Flail: Right Hand Initiate: Hokey Pokey Rotate: Self That Is: The Subject In Its Entirety |
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Originally Posted by Solicio
GR: Futile
Alternate Source Of Fun: Available Prepare for: Rikti Hokey Pokey Insert: Right Hand Remove: Right Hand Insert: Right Hand Flail: Right Hand Initiate: Hokey Pokey Rotate: Self That Is: The Subject In Its Entirety |
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Praetorian Rikti?|
Originally Posted by ReclusesPhantom
Well, it's better than Praetorian Overlords, I guess >.>
Edit: Does this mean the whole Praetorian motif for GR has been slashed and replaced with Rikti? |
Failure: Not Tolerated. Punishment: Agony Booth. Ten Time Units: Duration.
Ship-Leader K'irk: Terminated In Future. All Crew: Ascend One Rank Level.
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Hey I blow yo... <blush>... uh... nevermind!
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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
Hey, if I don't blow my own horn, who will?
And someone warn me if Riktified mods are showing up on Justice, I wanna see this. Michelle aka Samuraiko/Dark_Respite |
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Confusion. Self: using: speech pattern: Rikti. Tango foxtrot: Whiskey?
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