Damn you, Rikti scum! DAMN YOU!
By
Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2010-01-07 14:10 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Why can't we all just get along and enjoy a healthy bowl of noodles? Mmm, noodles.
We're all gonna die, man.
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
Get ahold of yourself man *slaps Goliath Bird Eater*
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Frak the Kheldians!
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Originally Posted by bAss_ackwards
(And sometimes Kheldians.)
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Do we have time for that?!?
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Originally Posted by Obsidius
Frak the Kheldians!
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3 point penalty for doing the followup to your own joke. You can't be both the straight man and the comic 
This is what I get for shoveling snow all day.
WTF!!??! Is goin on!
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*senses opportunity*|
Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
Ohh I'll take six! One for me and one for each of my Bots!
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"Tin-Foil hats for 8 merits!!! Protect yourself from the Space Rays!!! Resist! (it also boosts your cable signal, how can you beat that!) 8 Merits!"
My Arcs: A Spider on the Column (117024)--updated/fixed bugs/small story modifications
Hub (87439)--updated/fixed
8 merits each...you said 5 a moment ago..you sir have done yourself out of deal, I shall find my tin foil hats elsewhere!
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I ... wha ...|
Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
Get ahold of yourself man *slaps Goliath Bird Eater*
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No, you're right! I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate bad@ss! State of the bad@ss art! You do NOT wanna frak with me. Check it out! Hey Paragon, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad@sses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks ...
(Think that's about all my situation-appropriate memorized Hudson quotes)
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
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Shucks, that's my whole bit though |
Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
3 point penalty for doing the followup to your own joke. You can't be both the straight man and the comic
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<Stomps off top the penalty box>
<Penalty box gets blown up by a Rikti Cruiser>
Allow me to warn these slimey invaders of their imminent doom. No one destroys this world but me. I will crush you if you get in my way. Then when I'm finished with annihilating all life on this planet, I will move on to the Rikti homeworld and destroy it as well. The Lords of the Netherworld demand no less!!
Any Rikti freak who foolishly decides to attack me will have their faces quickly and deservingly smashed into next year. You have been warned.
That is all.
Arc ID: 348998 - Becoming a villain
Arc ID: 373341 - To Save a Hero
Got Inf?
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Hey...next year has GR...|
Originally Posted by Smash_Zone
Any Rikti freak who foolishly decides to attack me will have their faces quickly and deservingly smashed into next year. You have been warned.
That is all. |
*Dresses up as a Rikti and attacks Smash_Zone*
[CENTER]Euro side: [B]@Orion Star[/B] & [B]@Orions Star[/B][/CENTER]
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Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
8 merits each...you said 5 a moment ago..you sir have done yourself out of deal, I shall find my tin foil hats elsewhere!
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"I'll give you static-free foils for your bots...for free! Never experience static electricity when summoning your bots ever again!"
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I wonder if we'll see any hints in-game sometime soon, like...tomorrow?
My Arcs: A Spider on the Column (117024)--updated/fixed bugs/small story modifications
Hub (87439)--updated/fixed
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Kin'Kee
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Originally Posted by Obsidius
Frak the Kheldians!
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@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617
Ooooo Ooooooo!!! PICK ME PICK ME!!!
Hey Rikti! I love you! Convert me PLEAAAAASE!!!!!!!
I promise to be the Bestest Rikti EVAH!
Previous concerns: Misplaced.
Rikti: Superior.
Victory: Inevitable.
New overlords: Welcomed.
Maybe Cat should offer them some speedo's.
The Trisortion does not approve. It doesn't even exist yet, but it doesn't approve.
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Are you suggesting my bots are of such shoddy build quality they give off static when summoned, I feel deeply offend sir, DEEPLY so I bid you a good day! Hrumph!|
Originally Posted by SteelSky
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"I'll give you static-free foils for your bots...for free! Never experience static electricity when summoning your bots ever again!" ------ OOC ------ I wonder if we'll see any hints in-game sometime soon, like...tomorrow? |
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Well it could be just another Rikti invasion week push, though I am jumping about excited like a small boy before christmas...I do need to calm down and consider it one of the possiblities...
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Great, they got NarfMann. Well time to test the deprogrammer. This will hurt you more than it hurts me.
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Originally Posted by NarfMann
Previous concerns: Misplaced.
Rikti: Superior. Victory: Inevitable. New overlords: Welcomed. |
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I know mine are. |
Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano
Are you suggesting my bots are of such shoddy build quality they give off static when summoned, I feel deeply offend sir, DEEPLY so I bid you a good day! Hrumph!
_____ OOC _____ Well it could be just another Rikti invasion week push, though I am jumping about excited like a small boy before christmas...I do need to calm down and consider it one of the possiblities... |
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It could be another invasion, but...I'm hoping there's a twist this time around.
My Arcs: A Spider on the Column (117024)--updated/fixed bugs/small story modifications
Hub (87439)--updated/fixed
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How do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
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Originally Posted by NarfMann
Previous concerns: Misplaced.
Rikti: Superior. Victory: Inevitable. New overlords: Welcomed. |
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
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Rikti AT? Rikti AT?!|
Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
Rikti: Superior
Victory: Inevitable Rikti AT: Possibility? If above = Negative: Frustration = Uncalculable. |
*foams at mouth*
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
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I, for one, welcome our new Rikti Overlords.
However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator