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"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."
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Originally Posted by arwendarkblade
i don't understand why they pretend to fight in pocket d when there are arena terminals there where they can do it for real. I thought rping existed to make up for mechanics in game that don't exist.
That thread made my head hurt. It's like they play an entirely different game than i have been for all these years. And i must say that i like mine far better. |
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pfft - linkie no workie for me
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Originally Posted by PumBumbler
I always knew that Virtue was the realm of catgurls and RPing.
But after reading this thread, I also learned what textfighting, assassination and emo drama truly is.  |
My LotG sold for 65mil and I'm spending it all on hats
Needlepoint and Hobbytex Champion 1984 Blaming others since 2003
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Originally Posted by Soliton_Wave
pfft - linkie no workie for me
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Quoted before it gets nuked.
link.
Man, Virtue seems to be the seedy side of the servers.
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Okay, here's something that annoys me. There are certain people you run into in the roleplaying community, and I'm not gonna blow up the whole world over this one, mind you, but all the same if these people get ecoli and s--t themselves to death, then I'm gonna really laugh. Well, we've got the roleplaying community here, and, well, what do you think of when you think of roleplaying? Well, let's see. We've got Pocket D, we've got roleplaying groups, and ERP. Yes, deny it all you want, but we do get online and type-f--k back and forth, and, it might be a sad thing, I don't know, but at least we're not out harpooning dolphins and gang-r--ing social workers, you know? So, yay for ERP. And hey. People might think it's weird to roleplay sex online, but s--t, they voted for Obama, right? So what the f--k do they know? These are the same people that spent twenty million dollars supporting the AIDS foundation, and a billion and a half dollars watching f--king Avatar. So they can kiss my a--, and go to hell. So I was ERPing someone online recently. And that means I was pretend f--king, for those of you who don't know. And, there are usually better things to do with my time, sure. But after spending another day on this planet with a few billion a--holes who can't tell the difference between gourmet coffee and and Folger's f--king crystals, pretending to r--e a four foot tall catgirl with an eight foot long d--k is actually rather liberating, you know? Gurgling shrieks of ultimate suffering always brighten my day, even if they're just pretend. So I'm ERPing this catgirl, and I'm trying to make this - this is supposed to be fun, right? That's the whole point. I'm not here for charity. This is not a March of Dimes F--kathon or something. There are no sponsors giving a dollar to some poor diseased wretch for every catgirl I rip apart with my p--is, I'm here for entertainment value, you know? So I'm trying to help make this fun for everybody. And I'm putting a little effort into this, you know? There's no reason ERPing can't be nicely written, right? Nothing with putting a little art into your pretend f--king. So I type a good four or five lines here describing just how exactly how I'm ramming my vast, throbbing love probe against her lungs, you know? I'm at least attempting to be descriptive here. And now it's the catgirl's turn, and she goes, "Oh yeah, baby, don't stop." And that was it. Got a superhero love god screwing her to oblivion here and that's all I get. And so, I thought, well, you know, s--t, maybe he's hard to impress or something, you know? Maybe he's overdosed on his Prozac. For all I know, this guy could be getting f--ked by King Kong every Tuesday night and I'm just a one-inch wonder to him here. So I try it again, and I write this paragraph, and I'm killing pixies with this s--t, it's so nasty. I'm ripping a hole in the ozone, angels falling out of the clouds, dead. This stuff was so detailed, it could have made the entire world clinch their a--es shut. And the catgirl goes, "Ooh, yeah, f--k me hard." So it's like, f--k, man, do you have like, two fingers or something? What, are you trying to type with your left testicle here? I mean, I'm not asking for Charles Dickens, you know, but can we at least move past Debbie Does Dallas? I'm trying to do some decent f--king here. And he says, "Well, I'm doing the best I can." Yeah, well, if that's the best you can do, well you shouldn't be allowed to f--k. I'm sorry, but you should be gassed before anyone else stuffs their d--k into you if that's the best you can do. I'm not here to write a porn novel for you, okay? I need some feedback, you lazy s--t. It never fails. Every time I'm in the mood to play around, I wind up getting some ERPer whose about as passionate as a bridge game with Jeff Goldbloom and it's annoying the s--t out of me. Is it too much to bother being a little expressive here? Where's the romance? I might as well be screwing a bucket of dead accountants over here. I mean how would you like f--king a dead guy with a pull string on his chest? You know, you f--k him for a little bit, you pull the string, "Oh, do me baby. Oh, f--k me harder." Though I guess it's probably hard to have pretend sex when you've never had any real sex. If you screw the same way in real life as you do online then your d--k probably got bored and fell off. Well, you know what? Get off the internet. Okay? Get off and go f--k a real person for once. It'll do you some good, and it'll do me some good too because I won't come away from an arena match with you feeling like I just tried to f--k a stack of catatonic sushi. Either learn to pretend f--k properly, or for God's sake, stop doing it. Hey, it's just a stupid trivial thing anyway, right? You won't miss it at all. If you simply can't put a little effort into your ERP, just put a little note in your bio that says "I f--k like Michael Landon" and start a Virtue canasta group or something. But stop wasting everyone's ERPing time, because - well, is ERPing the most important thing on the planet or something? I don't know, I just felt like b--ching about it, god damnit. So everyone just pretend that I had a good moral lesson at the end, and we'll call it even. |
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Originally Posted by PumBumbler
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I can only say..... wow.....
O.O
Wow, they make Justice look...NORMAL...
Why am I only learning about this now ??
bye bye Justice....Im off to virtue to get my smeckzies on.
I now know Merms isnt doing it right
My LotG sold for 65mil and I'm spending it all on hats
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To quote a movie I like:
"I'm sorry the Cohen brothers don't direct the p0rn I watch."
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The "I'm killing pixies" line made me lol in the middle of the cafe at work.
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OMG Surely that was made up. It had to be... He was being a troll or something... right? |
Originally Posted by PumBumbler
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Given his reg date, most likely but who knows?
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Originally Posted by Golden_Avariel
OMG Surely that was made up. It had to be... He was being a troll or something... right?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
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*looks up and rereads*
...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Yeah, I learned something all right.
Wow...
Here I was... sitting around wondering why BaB's turn off his PM's. Wondering if he is leaving CoH etc etc etc.
Checked out 'home', The Justice Server.
Looked at the pitifully few new threads and thinking.. wow.. talk about being dead!
Then I come across this thread, and ... that quote.. . Holy hell that was funny!
Thanks for the quote and thread.. sure made me laugh!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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There should be a warning that comes with this post. "Fasten your seat belts and secure all containers of liquid and food prior to accessing this link." |
Originally Posted by Rangle M. Down
Glad I wasn't sipping coffee when I read this thread or I'd be cleaning it off the keyboard and monitor.
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hahahahahaha I was reading this thread @ werk and answered the phone and almost said "text fighting" instead of "tech support" XD
*giggle*
Man, things are so slow on the other servers that they can only get 2 people to do a task force...
Linky
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I'd worry about getting neg repped but there's probably not enough people on that server to matter. Just kidding. Really.
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Another one: http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=200219
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Originally Posted by PumBumbler
Man, things are so slow on the other servers that they can only get 2 people to do a task force...
Linky >.> <.< I'd worry about getting neg repped but there's probably not enough people on that server to matter. Just kidding. Really. |
Hmmmmmmm. That might be fun to try out. I'm not sure how well even my best builds would do vs. Romi as part of a duo, but neat!
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I hear you on that one.
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Originally Posted by Bobitron
Hmmmmmmm. That might be fun to try out. I'm not sure how well even my best builds would do vs. Romi as part of a duo, but neat!
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