The Great Cow Hunt!

You know that cow? The phantom one, with the accordion, the cow that constantly yodels when you're trying to have a quiet drink in the chalet or rescue Baby New Year from Snaptooth.... that's the one.

It needs putting out of its misery. Seriously! No creature should be turned out in the ice and snow in winter to howl so mournfully and play a squeezebox quite that badly.

But nodody knows where it is. It's got better stealth than the best stalker, and it seems to be culling the server population! Every year, fewer and fewer residents of the Rogue Isles and Paragon City come to the winter chalet.

You know why? They've been eaten by the spectral cow. No, spectral cows are NOT vegetarian, contrary to popular belief. If it was a NORMAL cow it wouldn't be bloody invisible now would it?

And you know whats odd? There's a couple of doors under the chalet that look like they should open, and yet "you cannot enter." I bet that's where it's hiding. The Elf isn't saying anything tho, and Old Father Time... well he doesn't get out much...

Something's amiss! Let's go hunt the winter cow and place its horns on the mante above the fire as a reminder that the heroes and villains of the isles are not to be trifled with.

(Cow trifle? That's a novel concept)

"You got to dig it to dig it, you dig?"
Thelonious Monk

Mooooooooo!

Mooooo?

Heheh. First time I heard the cow I was like O___O but then I realized...

We don't have cowbells, we have cows. You know, for the ski races?

Winter Olympics are coming up. You'll see.

Mr. Cow

I normally have my sound in game entirely off, so I can play my own music on the computer instead... but every year, I have a little Christmas tradition now; I log in, turn it back on, and then sit on the ski slopes just to be re-acquainted with my old friend the disembodied moo... but I won't use the slopes until he says hello back!

*polishes rifle*

What? I always carry my gun while i ski!

This thread right here? Udder nonsense.











Sorry, it had to be done.

There's nothing to see in this thread MOOve along people!

As someone who just finished a semester of Applied Organizational and Industrial Psychology, this thread threw me off.

"Are they conducting a sacred cow hunt? Are they removing paper cow? How 'bout time cow?!"

Stupid college.

Ok, this thread reminded me of a funny story.

Long, long ago I used to have a ghost cow costume on my main character. I was introducing a friend to the game and we had a mission in DA. We were on vent and he was talking about how creepy DA was so I warned him about Ghost Cows and how powerful they were. He laughs at me then zones into the mission... where he finds me standing right there as an evil, phased ghost cow.

Over vent- "OH Shiiii- Hey. You suck!"

I found TK Baja's leg, now we just need a Tome of Town POrtal and a Horadric Cube to take the fight to them.

Here is the culprit.

Alestorm (scottish pirate metal) make good use of the accordian too

There is no cow level.

I like Alestorm quite a bit.

And... I... uh.. have heard Edelweiss before....

Cow pie?

"You got to dig it to dig it, you dig?"
Thelonious Monk