If CatGirls Ruled The Earth...

Okay folks, blame this one on an in-game conversation I had with a character named Deuteronomy. Not my fault… keep that in mind while reading… not… my… fault…

Things that would be different if Cat-Girls (or feline based characters) took over Paragon City.

• Carpet the lower quarter of every statue in the city for use as a scratching post.

• Replace all cargo ships in Independence Port and Talos Island with fishing vessels… lots and lots of fishing vessels.

• All fountains in the city emptied of water... then filled with sand.

• Any character with the cat tail costume piece gets knockback protection, while cat ears grant perception bonuses.

• New Emotes! Including the Clean Self, Groom Other, Catch Butterfly, Happy Tail, Content Tail, Angry Tail, Nervous Tail and the puffed out and back arched PO’d PuddyTat.

• All AE buildings will now contain a room that is completely dark except for a randomly wandering laser pointer dot.

• Between the Halloween and Winter events each feline character shall leave a trail of shed fur. Such trails will accumulate and form fur clusters that shall blow aimlessly around the zone.

• All chat will now pass through a LOL-Cat filter changing “Hello” to “Oh Hai!” and misspelling most common words and phrases.

• All movie theaters and stage companies within the city shall now only show the broadway play CATS on their marquis.

• Statesman shall here-to-for be known as Ceiling Cat. Lord Recluse is hereby changed to Basement Cat.

• All between-zone transportation shall now be handled by Monorail Cat.

• Any leaking of information regarding the location/disposition of The Bucket shall be punishable by death.

• Sound effect emotes such as Purr and Caterwaul shall be instituted immediately.

• Any character choosing the Claws power set will now be allowed a Cat’s Claw weapon choice. Anyone choosing any claw version OTHER than Cat’s Claw shall take a permanent Accuracy and Damage Debuff.

• Anyone using the wolf head or having a character name in any-way-shape-or-form containing a canine reference shall be unable to create their character anywhere but the Rogue Isles. Existing characters with such names/costume pieces shall be forced to accept alignment change to villain once Going Rogue is live.

• All Paragon Police Department members will now go by the title “Dog Catcher.”

• The Rogue Isles are now officially known as “The Pound.”

• There will be a 600,000,000 influence reward for the capture of Bob Barker for the purpose of subsequent neutering.

• The Atlas Statue will now be holding a giant ball of yarn.

• Gravity Controllers will now only be able to summon Yarn, Squeaky Mousie Toys and Milk Carton Rings via Propel. Such items will be permanent until a Feline character bats them under the sofa, refrigerator or other such place.

• The power originally called “Speed Boost” shall here-to-for be referred to as “Catnip.”

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

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That is just Meow-tastic!

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"If you want to win you must not lose."
"Easiest way to turn defeat into a victory is to put on the enemy's uniform"
"Better strategic retreat than dishonorable defeat"

ewww....

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*pounces Steelclaw*

Meow!

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** Guardian�s Crazy Catgirl **
************* 22 XxX 10 *************

Yes. I can get lost on a straight-line map.

*falls out of a cat-tree laughing*

This would be a purrfect April Fool's joke for the devs to implement. Might be April 1st 2012 to get everything done...

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O hai! I was in ur PC, messin' wit' ur settings.
Cieling Cat saw me, sure...but Basement Cat has more awesome. And moar cheezbrgers -nods-

Damn your awesome humour, Steel

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

My latest character would be very busy...

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your latest character would be hogtied and incarcerated in the Storm Palace, held prisoner upon the Lost Locks. .

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You mean they don't already?

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Be well, people of CoH.

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Finally, another of my Lolcats will come true!!

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Well what about Dragons? So Dogs/Wolfs/Etc go CoV, while Cats/Tigers/etc go CoH.

so i want to know what would happen to the Dragons and Vampires and other Beast of nether Feline or K-9.

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Going to miss the fun and nice people here at CoH. Feel free to add me on PS3/XBox360
PS3X360: OmniNogard
Currently playing: Mass Effect 3(PS3) Minecraft(X360) Skyrim(X360).

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I'm certain my pet catgirl, Angry CatSharkGurl, would appreciate such a utopia. Too bad she can only dream, mwa ha ha ha!

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I misread the thread title as "When Catgirls Ruled the Earth," which sounds like a Discovery Channel special. I hadn't realized catgirls left a fossil record.

Also, "When Catgirls Ruled the Earth" sounds like something someone would title a AE arc, if someone hasn't done it already.

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"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"

Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers

A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"

Well, at least I'm still an apex predator in a catgirl dominated world.

*nom*

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In the Arena of Logic, I fight unarmed.

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