If CatGirls Ruled The Earth...


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Some new NPC dialog heard in City of CatGirls:

Vahzilok: I can haz ur liver nao?

Troll Spawn: Itteh Bitteh Dim-Witteh Committeh

Azuria: I haz a magic buckit. Oh no! Dey be stealin' mah buckit!

Just Rescued Civilian: I made you some influence... but I eated it.

Fusionette: I'm in ur mission... Aggroing ur maps.

Final Words of the Boss You Just Defeated: Happy Boss... has run out of happy.


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• Any character choosing the Claws power set will now be allowed a Cat’s Claw weapon choice. Anyone choosing any claw version OTHER than Cat’s Claw shall take a permanent Accuracy and Damage Debuff.
not cool


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
• Carpet the lower quarter of every statue in the city for use as a scratching post.

• Any character choosing the Claws power set will now be allowed a Cat’s Claw weapon choice. Anyone choosing any claw version OTHER than Cat’s Claw shall take a permanent Accuracy and Damage Debuff.
O hai!

This could be a problem, as my catgirl's claws are made of pure Kheldian energy and can cut impervium...


@FloatingFatMan

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Originally Posted by Olantern View Post
I misread the thread title as "When Catgirls Ruled the Earth," which sounds like a Discovery Channel special. I hadn't realized catgirls left a fossil record.

Also, "When Catgirls Ruled the Earth" sounds like something someone would title a AE arc, if someone hasn't done it already.
But as all catgirls are lesbians, wouldn't they be more of a one-generation-then-they're-gone type of species?


@Golden Girl

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But as all catgirls are lesbians, wouldn't they be more of a one-generation-then-they're-gone type of species?
Cloning. *nods*


@FloatingFatMan

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Originally Posted by FloatingFatMan View Post
Cloning. *nods*
Or artificial insemination
(Which, if only female parents were available to provide genes, would always result in another female)


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But as all catgirls are lesbians, wouldn't they be more of a one-generation-then-they're-gone type of species?
Cat-Girls would each be entitled to One Cat-Boi.


 

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Originally Posted by je_saist View Post
Cat-Girls would each be entitled to One Cat-Boi.
But wouldn't the cat-bois be as ragingly un-sad as the cat-girls?


@Golden Girl

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What do you mean IF?


 

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
But wouldn't the cat-bois be as ragingly un-sad as the cat-girls?
*tries to wrap mind around this question*

*fails to parse question*

Could you repeat that please?


 

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I will never understand the bizarre fascination some people have with women dressed up and acting like cats.


 

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Originally Posted by firespray View Post
I will never understand the bizarre fascination some people have with women dressed up and acting like cats.

Sigh

This word censor is just ridiculous.



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Originally Posted by Scarlet Shocker View Post
Sigh

This word censor is just ridiculous.
Um, what word censor? I don't see anything being censored.


 

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Originally Posted by firespray View Post
Um, what word censor? I don't see anything being censored.
he tried to type something along the lines of, as Tweety Bird would pronounce it, "putty tat"

However, "putty" is one of the blocked words on the censored list.


 

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Originally Posted by je_saist View Post
he tried to type something along the lines of, as Tweety Bird would pronounce it, "putty tat"

However, "putty" is one of the blocked words on the censored list.
Yeah that should be censored.


 

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Originally Posted by je_saist View Post
*tries to wrap mind around this question*

*fails to parse question*

Could you repeat that please?
The key word is "un-sad" - when you work that out, you'll get the meaning of the rest of it


@Golden Girl

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
The key word is "un-sad" - when you work that out, you'll get the meaning of the rest of it
but all cat-bois are emo and therefore incapable of being un-sad


 

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*looks over list*


Yups, mew approves this! =o_O=b

*slaps paw on inkpad then slaps the OP on the forehead*

Pep Cat's Stamp of Approval! =^_^=\m/


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But as all catgirls are lesbians, wouldn't they be more of a one-generation-then-they're-gone type of species?
Yeah, that's not a -wait, what?! When did cat girls go lesbian? That's news to me.


 

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Originally Posted by FunstuffofDoom View Post
Yeah, that's not a -wait, what?! When did cat girls go lesbian? That's news to me.
I was wondering about that line as well.


 

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I have to ask, I happen to have a (heavily armed pyromaniac) foxboy, where does he stand?


 

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Originally Posted by Prof_Backfire View Post
I have to ask, I happen to have a (heavily armed pyromaniac) foxboy, where does he stand?
Where does the foxboy stand in the CatGirl world?

* Behind and slightly below all skirt-wearing catgirls.

* In front of and slightly above all scoop-necked shirt wearing catgirls.

* Out by the dumpster begging for scraps.

* Official yarn-coiler for the Atlas Statue.

* Cabana boy... too bad the CatGirls hate water.

* Certain exemplary foxboys will be accepted as harem slaves to the Catgirls. These hardy souls generally die of exhaustion within a month. Those with Stamina last two months; six slotted with Endurance Mods will extend that another 3 days. Such foxboys die cursing ED.

* Two Words: Litter duty.

* The above list comprise the lucky ones. The unlucky ones run afoul of near-sighted catgirls who mistake them for dogs.

* After Going Rogue? They stand on the Rogue Isles.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
* Certain exemplary foxboys will be accepted as harem slaves to the Catgirls. These hardy souls generally die of exhaustion within a month. Those with Stamina last two months; six slotted with Endurance Mods will extend that another 3 days. Such foxboys die cursing ED.
What if they're regen with six slotted end mod Quick Recovery, Stamina, and Body Mastery's Conserve Power (with plenty of recharge reduxs), and Physical Perfection?


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What if they're regen with six slotted end mod Quick Recovery, Stamina, and Body Mastery's Conserve Power (with plenty of recharge reduxs), and Physical Perfection?
If they TRULY had physical perfection they would also be catgirls.



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