I cannot beleive how unbeleivably awful this game is.
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AlienOne,
Posted on: 2009-09-21 06:11 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I want my custom Vulture from Mechwarrior.
That should be just the thing for those pesky Malta Titans.
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3 out of 5 next time use transparent backgrounds on your pictures to make them blend in better.
Your post was FAR too legible and coherent.
Ever hear of a WALL of TEXT?
Use it next time, you'll be far happier with the results, I swear!
But I have to disagree with NoPants on one point: the white backgrounds on the images were painful and hurt my eyes against the more muted colors of the forums. Kudos on that from me!
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lmao... the whole "post interruption" thing with Kanye made me lol irl...
Good post. :P
"Alien"
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Originally Posted by Infernus_Hades
The way you play changes your IO slotting..
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76 characters and Twenty-four 50s later, I still love this game.
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When am I going to get my dual pistol packing, rainbow flatuating, Pony of DOOM.
>8(
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I agree, Carp Pistols WTF, as the kids say. Or is that FTW? I don't know any kids to ask.
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
6) Carp, pistol melee. Now.
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I, too, cannot believe how unbelievably lawful this game is. I am required to click on an "I Agree" button each time I start it. Why must I submit to legal lawfulness each time I want to...
...what's that?
Oh, nevermind.
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Sorry, all I heard was President Obama comparing you to something that makes a noise like "HEE-HAW!"
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Bah. You think too small. Atlas or GTFO!
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Originally Posted by jwbullfrog
I want my custom Vulture from Mechwarrior.
That should be just the thing for those pesky Malta Titans. |
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Admit it - you'll be complaining after that, too.
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
I will have you all know that I will complain untill I pay again next month!
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Atlas was an oversized piece of crap.|
Originally Posted by Hyperstrike
Bah. You think too small. Atlas or GTFO!
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You want *** kicking awesome sauce? Timerwolf.
Pure unadulterated win!
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!
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I will point out, sir, that in that *very game* (or rather the free Netmetch/DOS download addon - over 14.4 modems no less) I defeated much larger mechs with a Nova loaded down with machine guns. Ran Novas through most of my time in the Black Sheep during the Registry years. ([CBS]val_Halla) |
Originally Posted by Kitsune Knight
Atlas was an oversized piece of crap.
You want *** kicking awesome sauce? Timerwolf. Pure unadulterated win! |
And that an Elemental plummeting 2 kilometers straight down WILL die, but brings enough force to take an assault mech with it. (My favourite PVP win *ever.* Spire of Destiny, Elemental vs ... think it was a Daishi. 100 tonne. "I see you on radar, but where are you?" "Be there in a sec." *boom.*)
God, I loved that game.
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I remember modifying the Nova so it had only the lightest weapon in the game, and the entire rest of the weight was jump jets. I could fly SO FREAKING FAST, nothing could hit me (not that I could do much damage, either... but hey I'll eventually win | I will point out, sir, that in that *very game* (or rather the free Netmetch/DOS download addon - over 14.4 modems no less) I defeated much larger mechs with a Nova loaded down with machine guns. |
).Once, I also took ALL the armor off of an Atlas, removed all the heat sinks, weapons, etc, and just filled it with the PPCs...a single shot would destroy most anything I encountered (and put me WAY past critical levels of heat, forcing a shutdown!
).The Timberwolf is just by far the most badass locking one.
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!
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Oh, absolutely. (Though I'm partial to the Marauder, honestly. Nothing says "Avon calling" like three PPCs to the face.)
Of course, via netmech you had to make sure the other guy didn't do something like take a Timberwolf and - what was it, rename the file so it was showing up as a Nova or Stormcrow. Caught a few people doing that. Which is easy to do (catch, that is) when everyone in the match has a copy of the same file getting sent to them. Go peer to peer games
3 PPCs? No no no! I had NINE! I remember more than once instantly exploding after taking a shot! It was pretty damn hilarious
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!
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Ok I'll give credit to the Timberwolf but I liked my twin gauss, twin LRM 20 Mad Dog/Vulture. I liked being able to take people apart at very long range then being able to get moving before the return strike came.
Hm, sounds a bit like my city playstyle.
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Heh. I think that was two shots in a stock Nova. >.> |
Originally Posted by Kitsune Knight
3 PPCs? No no no! I had NINE! I remember more than once instantly exploding after taking a shot! It was pretty damn hilarious
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I was so sad to see the Marauder (and the other "dark" mechs - booo, Harmony Gold) disappear in MW3. And wasn't that fond of MW4 - it was OK, but too restrictive in what went where. OK, it was (probably) truer to the actual PnP design, but that's no fun.
SO wanting to see what's up with MW5. (And I want a legit Battlemaster, just because. I know it could be hacked in to - think it was Mercs - but, sheesh. Mechcommander 3 as well, PC, please. )
Final score!
Derail goes to jwbullfrog with mechwarrior well done.
2 +Rep and 2 -rep breaks even. Nothing of value has been gained or lost. As usual.
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I did that with a 100 ton mech once, in MW3 (I think). Said hello to a Mech from over 1.2 KMs away. I had the targeting reticule, but he wasn't even on the radar. By the time he got to where I could actually see the Mech, He fell over. Never played MW over the internet though.
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Originally Posted by jwbullfrog
Ok I'll give credit to the Timberwolf but I liked my twin gauss, twin LRM 20 Mad Dog/Vulture. I liked being able to take people apart at very long range then being able to get moving before the return strike came.
Hm, sounds a bit like my city playstyle. |
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
Meme police here. Sorry OP, you cannot Kanye West yourself.
...I forgot what experience means.
Today I realized how completely terrible this game is! I mean REALLY, what a complete failure!
First of all I got to make a fairly firm complaint about how much of my life this has stolen from me, I will NEVER get it back and I do not appreciate it. If that wasn't bad enough you guys had to add insult to injury by burning my life and making me pay to do it! How dare you. I will have you all know that I will complain untill I pay again next month! Here is my list of things that needs to be done!!!!
1) Make the game boring! I cannot quit playing, its ruining my life and taking my money.
2) Nerf. Everything. We are too strong, I am playing city of pedestrians right?
3) Nobody is right and everybody is wrong!
4) Getting that last xp to level 51 is taking forever.
5) I want to play my WoW characters in CoH's why can't I import my lvl 85 rogue?
5b)Will my Rogue be able to go Rogue or would that cause a paradox too great for your pathetic developer noodle?
6) Carp, pistol melee. Now.
7) Death does not mean anything, auto-delete our characters if they die for any reason.
8) My I Win button command I told I would receive when playing a fire/kin was not there.
9)Tooltips have no tips of tools. Fix this.
10) You all need to get a -
Yo Nate, Im really happy for you Imma let you finish, but Uniquedragon had the best post OF ALL TIME!
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