Positron! I'm going to help you out with Going Rogue!


Alec Zander

 

Posted

I and everyone else is wanting to hear more about
Going Rogue! But it seems that you can't say anything
just yet.. So!

All us here at Thongsnapper Industries are going to lend
you a hand so... without any delays.

~Pulls back the curtain~

We present the Going Rogue Phanny Pack! Stylish and all the kids wear em!
http://i29.tinypic.com/xfp0nq.jpg (Image)

~And the main course~

The three Desdemona T-Shirt!
http://i27.tinypic.com/rr08xy.jpg (Image)

We are all working around the clock making more
merchandice while you work around the clock on the
expansion. I hope you feel less taxed at work knowing
Thongsnapper Industries is right in there working as
hard as you!

Until we hear more details we'll keep working to maintain
people's interest in the expansion! We have to combat
this CO thing I'm hearing!

Update---POW!---------------------------------------------8/26/09

Well many minutes, even hours have passed and we
have yet to hear new information, but that is no obsticle
to stop us at ThongSnapper Industries!

Can you feel that?...

The electricity in the air?

We know we do! We can see the miles and miles of
people lining up and clamoring to get their hands on...

Maelstrom's Tiny Pistol and Mask Dress-Up Kit!
http://i26.tinypic.com/25klhef.jpg (Image)

Come's with two small replicas of Maelstrom's pistols and his mask!! FANTASTIC!

Imagine the look on your date's face once you are
seen sporting the unique Maelstrom look. We are confident
that that little lady, or impressed man will grow weak in
the knees once seeing such style!

Now you too can truly 'Go Rogue!'

Be prepared for more products coming through the pipes!


 

Posted

...

Now look...........

I...

damnit. I approve of this message.


Be well, people of CoH.

 

Posted

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umm.. wow..

i already have a three wolf moon shirt... now i need the desdomona one....


 

Posted

I strongly approve the *** shot of Desdemona lol


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The shining world of the seven systems. On the continent of Wild Endeavour. In the mountains of Solace and Solitude there stood the Citadel of the Time Lords. The oldest and most mightiest race in the Universe. Sworn never to interfere. Only watch...[/SIZE][/B]

 

Posted

Wonderful, I would buy these to help with GR anytime!


 

Posted

Those look wonderfully trashy. I'd buy... well, more like steal the Desdemonda one as a poster.


 

Posted

Poor Ghost Widow, crying over the fact that she's no longer the pin-up poster girl for Cities.

--NT


They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

Posted

Well many minutes, even hours have passed and we
have yet to hear new information, but that is no obsticle
to stop us at ThongSnapper Industries!

Can you feel that?...

The electricity in the air?

We know we do! We can see the miles and miles of
people lining up and clamoring to get their hands on...

Maelstrom's Tiny Pistol and Mask Dress-Up Kit!
http://i26.tinypic.com/25klhef.jpg (Image)

Come's with two small replicas of Maelstrom's pistols and his mask!! FANTASTIC!

Imagine the look on your date's face once you are
seen sporting the unique Maelstrom look. We are confident
that that little lady, or impressed man will grow weak in
the knees once seeing such style!

Now you too can truly 'Go Rogue!'

----------------------------------------------------------
Be prepared for more products coming through the pipes!

Also... I have had a question as of recently.

Someone asked:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey ThongSnapper Industries,

I was curious; What exactly is Thongsnapping?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well my nameless and faceless friend. Might I ask you a question?
Have you eaten a slice of watermellon on a summer afternoon? Or
have you helped an inquired puppy back to health to watch them
play through the park? Dig down deep and search those feelings and
you to will understand.
----------------------------------------------------------


 

Posted

Great work, thongsnapper.

But, to be honest, if we're licensing products, why not really pick one that can really take advantage of the name... and possibly even act as a "hook" to the elusive female gamer market.





Yes, it's an old joke. Most of mine are.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase_Arcanum View Post
Great work, thongsnapper.

But, to be honest, if we're licensing products, why not really pick one that can really take advantage of the name... and possibly even act as a "hook" to the elusive female gamer market.





Yes, it's an old joke. Most of mine are.
O..Oh!!

You are quite a sly one Chase! If you weren't heading up our own
marketing empire, we'd have a position open for you here at
ThongSnapper Industries!

Good work, It will be a pleasure to be in direct capitalist competition
with you! I'm prepared for a product push the likes the world hasn't
seen before!!


 

Posted

Well, Thong, since you're on top of this one, I guess I don't need to make a trailer for GOING ROGUE?

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
Well, Thong, since you're on top of this one, I guess I don't need to make a trailer for GOING ROGUE?

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Who released your leg-chains? GET BACK TO WORK!


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase_Arcanum View Post
Who released your leg-chains? GET BACK TO WORK!
Hey, he's got it covered (even if Desdemona doesn't)... I'll just go on enjoying my retirement la la la...

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

Posted

Chase & Thong ... seriously funny!

Coffee on my monitor funny ...

Keep up the good work!

*wipes screen*


 

Posted

Here's one: The Going Rogue Lunch Box.



Your child will be the target...er, envy...of all the other kids at school! Get one today!


 

Posted

You should also consider cross-marketing opportunities. For example, "Going Rogue" t-shirts for fantasy MMO players.

--NT


They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

Posted

And my Axe!



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Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alec Zander View Post
And my Axe!

And my bow!


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alec Zander View Post
And my Axe!



That's unnatural.



Unnatural axe...

get it...?

Yeah, another old joke. Those are all I've got...


 

Posted

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Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase_Arcanum View Post
That's unnatural.



Unnatural axe...

get it...?

Yeah, another old joke. Those are all I've got...
can i axe u something: how long did tht unnatural joke take to come up with

get it