Interesting character bios
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AkuTenshiiZero,
Posted on: 2009-08-19 13:59 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
[QUOTE=Bubbawheat;2141381]I collect these as well. Here's one that's not horrible, mostly just funny.
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Best origin story EVER!
The one where the thieves poped out of the fridge was close...(the image of some thieves in big pope hats and in a pope mobile coming out of the fridge is pretty amusing to me)...but you can't beat being frozen in ice and thawed out by radioactive walrus urine...
[QUOTE=Feihung;2143620][QUOTE=Bubbawheat;2141381]I collect these as well. Here's one that's not horrible, mostly just funny.
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I'm still wondering how they got radioactive from the Exxon Valdez. (An oil tanker)
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Best origin story EVER! The one where the thieves poped out of the fridge was close...(the image of some thieves in big pope hats and in a pope mobile coming out of the fridge is pretty amusing to me)...but you can't beat being frozen in ice and thawed out by radioactive walrus urine... |
"Men strunt �r strunt och snus �r snus
om ock i gyllne dosor.
Och rosor i ett sprucket krus
�r st�ndigt alltid rosor."
Bless them all: the MRPers, the Mary Sues, the bad spellers, the fools who know not what they do...
For without their $15/month, there would be no game for us to play.
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Count me in as another who thought Exxon Valdez spewing radiation just did not compute.
Some of these bios (blatant Sexual stuff, abuse directed at other players) are borderline if not outright petitionable.
A (Golden Gate) Bridge Too Far- arc 299315
Crazy NIMBY's, Railroad robber barons, and kickboxing Engineers, Oh My! Go back in time and join the fight to save a San Francisco icon!
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That's genius in it's own special little way.
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Originally Posted by Arilou
I remember seeing a Fire/Fire tank called "Sinister Campfire"
His bio was "a campfire, but evil" |
Hooray for Cometshooter!
Also, this thread has a severe lacking of lesbian Hellions.
Head of TRICK, the all Trick Arrow and Traps SG
Part of the Repeat Offenders
Still waiting for his Official BackAlleyBrawler No-Prize
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Yes, it is, isn't it?|
Originally Posted by Quin
That's genius in it's own special little way.
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(I mean, this is for *interesting* bios, not just bad ones)
"Men strunt �r strunt och snus �r snus
om ock i gyllne dosor.
Och rosor i ett sprucket krus
�r st�ndigt alltid rosor."
More! Because, well, why not?
This one I encountered briefly for a second time, but lamentably forgot to screenshot on that occasion. That time the second line had been altered from 'then he was a villain' to 'then he was lord recluse' for unknowable reasons. 
...not sure what to say on this one. Speaks for itself really!
This I suspect will either amuse or grievously offend. Let us see.
Character references! Artz! Whatnot!
These Gems are absolutely classic 
- I'm at work...must...stop...laughing 
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You know, I'm really glad that both my co-workers were out of this office when I got to this point. I suspect I would've gotten some strange looks. In a way I'm horrified to admit, I can't help but consider that one to be absolutely...genius.
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Originally Posted by Maynia
This I suspect will either amuse or grievously offend. Let us see.
*image snipped* |
Someone, somewhere has got to have the "Pizza Delivery Guy"! That was hands down, the best bio I've seen so far.
A couple more:
This is one of my favorites.
Check out Statesman Jr. and the rest of my album if you're interested, there's a few I can't directly post.
I take it that this is how someone roleplays a spaz?
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RE: The generic demoness from the first post - who knew selling the devil a fish could cause so much grief?
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