Premiere Expansion Screenshot


Alasdair

 

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I just got my hands on something really, really hot!

It's the first look at the new and improved City of Heroes and City of Villains. Look at those awesome particles. SERIOUS SUPERHERO STUFF, MAN.


 

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ep1k pha1L, lulz... duz'n WERK wih Viztah !!!


"A book should serve as the axe for the frozen sea within us." - Kafka, in a letter to Oskar Pollak

National Book Month is in October. National Novel Writing Month is November. Slice_O_Pie is mm mmm gewd all year...

 

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I'm guessing the guy getting sprayed is WM/EA?

That way he can be STRONG and PRETTY.


Current Published Arcs
#1 "Too Drunk to be Alcoholic" Arc #48942
#2 "To Slay Sleeping Dragons" Arc #111486
#3 "Stop Calling Me"

 

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doode no way! Think of the customization possibilities!


 

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weak.


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This is over the top mental slavery.

 

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Yep, exactly what I expected.


 

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Advantages to This New Version of City of Heroes/Villains:

* With relaxed requirements on graphics cards we'll finally be able to tap that Commodore 64 and Apple IIe market.

* Finally we won't have to wait for the last team member with the old computer to enter the mission.

* Costume contests just got a LOT easier to judge.

* Total Power Customization is now possible so long as you have Windows Paint and the patience to enter multiple panels of animation.

* You may have beaten a Hellion but you can TELL everyone it was Malta... who can tell?

* City of Heroes can now be played on your cell phone or IPod.

* Star Wars Legos fall to pieces engine will now replace Ragdoll physics.

* With graphics like this we're one step closer to those FREEEEEEM! visual sound effects!

* I don't think we'll need to worry about that teen rating any more.

* Boobslider will have three settings: .|. o|o and O|O

* We'll finally get the Stick Fighting Power Set... actually EVERY set will be Stick Fighting.

* MasterMinds on a team together will now have to color code their minions so they know which ones are theirs.

* With smileys and Cut N Paste technology you will finally be able to put facial expressions on your character!


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Sorry, Steelclaw, it won't let me rep you again yet.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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Sorry, Steelclaw, it won't let me rep you again yet.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
I don't really do this for rep... as long as people (some people anyway) get a chuckle or three out of it.. I'm happy.

I did this long before the ol' Rep got involved.. anyway.. I'm pretty sure doing this for Rep is illegal in some states... or was that doing it for money? I can never remember.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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* Boobslider will have three settings: .|. o|o and O|O
What? No ( . Y . ) setting?

I am disappoint.


 

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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
Sorry, Steelclaw, it won't let me rep you again yet.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
I repped instead. Unfortunately, mine probably doesn't carry as much weight as yours. :P


 

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I'm a little concerned as to what exactly the yellow stuff is being sprayed onto the villain or hero or stick figure-thingy.


 

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It's the new bodily fluids blaster powerset!


A (Golden Gate) Bridge Too Far- arc 299315
Crazy NIMBY's, Railroad robber barons, and kickboxing Engineers, Oh My! Go back in time and join the fight to save a San Francisco icon!

 

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It's the new bodily fluids blaster powerset!
Its so strong and...sticky?


 

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BOW BEFORE PLAYSKOOL!!!11!!eleventyone!!
our lord and master (he is so very strong and pretty)
heard a rumor that all monthly fees for this new version go straight into playskools pocket, not NCsoft, not the bank, DIRECTLY into his pocket. as it should be.


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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Godsdamnit, Steelclaw and you nearly made me bust a rib laughing =P
Easily amused? Do I care? It maketh me lol ^^


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